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[Special Feature] ‘Straw Dogs’ Presents The Top 10 Bloody Disgusting Scenes Of Normal People Losing It And Going Bat-sh*t Crazy! Part One!

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Sometimes there’s nothing more satisfying than seeing one of our heroes, or even just a regular guy, get pushed so far they absolutely snap. It reminds us that we’re not alone on the occasions that we’re full of rage and want to lash out. That’s why the movies are great! We can watch people do it for us so we don’t have to go to jail or actually hurt anyone!

Sony Screen Gems’ Straw Dogs (official website), a remake of Sam Peckinpah’s 1971 classic, arrives in theaters September 16. To say Dustin Hoffman `loses it’ in the original Straw Dogs would be an understatement, so if the remake is anything like it – and it probably is – expect James Marsden to have some seriously crazy blood on his hands by the time he leaves that country cottage.

In the reboot, “David and Amy Sumner (James Marsden and Kate Bosworth), a Hollywood screenwriter and his actress wife, return to her small hometown in the deep South to prepare the family home for sale after her father’s death. Once there, tensions build in their marriage and old conflicts re-emerge with the locals, including Amy’s ex-boyfriend Charlie (Alexander Skarsgård), leading to a violent confrontation.”

Hit the jump for PART ONE of our Straw Dogs sponsored compilation of people losing their cool on film!

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10. SUPER (2011)

James Gunn’s Super is one of my favorite films of the year. Often described as Taxi Driver meets Kick Ass, I think a lot of people miss an element of what makes this film so relatable – it’s also “Curb Your Enthusiasm” with a pipe wrench. Sure Frank D’arbo doesn’t have the money, intelligence or sanity of Larry David but his outrage at those who break the social contract (and his outrage at what passes for the social contract) is more than palpable. Initially I was going to use a clip of him screaming “the rules” into Kevin Bacon’s face near the end of the film (which I actually find cathartic), but I feel this clip really shows where he begins to cross the line.

9. DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)

Sam Raimi’s Drag Me To Hell is one giant freak-out of a movie. Christine is pretty much losing her sh*t (and her anorexic mind if you subscribe to that popular theory) throughout the film. If you’ve ever worked in an office environment (or any environment) you’re aware that people are always out to throw you under the bus at every turn. When she yells at Stu, “keep your filthy pig knuckle off my desk!” she practically becomes the Norma Rae of post-pc office politics. Spewing blood on the boss is just the icing on the cake.

8. EVIL DEAD 2 (1987)

Two Sam Raimi freak-outs in a row. This may be one of the best examples ever of that horribly annoying “when life gives you lemons…” parable. The few times in my my life when I’ve been in this situation I’ve done the exact same thing. Skip to the minute mark to hear what I’m talkin’.

7. THE MIST (2007) (Spoiler)

Please don’t watch this if you haven’t seen Frank Darabont’s modern classic The Mist (hopefully in black and white), it’s the very end of the movie. This clip is sort of long, but you kind of need the build-up to really appreciate the abject madness Thomas Jane’s David Drayton is suffering through at the very end. This is a freak-out that will last the rest of his life.

6. SEVEN (1995) (Spoiler)

“What’s in the box?!” is, I suppose, what the kids call `a meme’ these days. But this scene is still incredibly effective and cruel. It’s a rare person that could put themselves in the shoes of Brad Pitt’s Detective David Mills and say they wouldn’t lose it like he does. Fun Fact: At one of the film’s test screenings David Fincher and Bob Shaye stood near the back of the theater. After the film was over they overheard an audience member declaring, “The people who made this movie should be killed.” Maybe they pushed someone else towards their own Falling Down moment.

BONUS – MATCHSTICK MEN (2003)

Very few people saw Ridley Scott’s Matchstick Men upon its release in 2003. If I had been in charge of the marketing campaign this quote would have been the tagline on every poster and billboard. The film would have made Avatar money.

Check back soon for PART TWO of this list!

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

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Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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