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2015 Mile High Horror Film Festival Recap

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While Austin may be the high-falootin’ epicenter of the genre film festival universe here in the States, Colorado is nipping at its heels something fierce with two wholly unique fests of its own. With its immersive festival experience and haunted backdrop, the Stanley Film Festival in early summer has quickly become some kind of monster. Two hours south, just outside of Denver’s cloud of weed smoke, is the mighty Mile High Horror Film Festival in Littleton. Now in its sixth year, Mile High is like a horror film fest/convention hybrid – combining a strong lineup of new films from around the world, a ridiculous series of classic screenings, a stable of special guests, sideshow performers, panels, vendors, music showcases, and more. That Enigma jigsaw tattoo guy from The X-Files seems to be creeping around every corner too. Last year I was convinced he was stalking me. I swear I saw him outside my hotel window at 2am. And I was on the fifth floor. Dammit, Enigma.

This was my second time at Mile High and similar to my experience last year, my asthma sucks at high altitudes. But the festival itself is such a vibrant, chill environment that even an anxious asthmatic like myself feels comfortable there. There’s no pretentiousness to be found. There’s always something to do, something to watch, and, being that it takes place at an Alamo Drafthouse, something to drink. I had previously seen a few of the films at the Fantasia and Stanley festivals, but the Mile High programmers presented some solid U.S. premieres like Even Lambs Have Teeth (world premiere), Night Fare, and Landmine Goes Click. Other highlights I had already seen include The Final Girls, A Christmas Horror Story, The Invitation, Sun Choke, and Applesauce. My god, I love Applesauce. I didn’t count because counting is for middle school kids, but it felt like they screened more features than last year, which made trying to create a daily screening schedule a bitch for myself. My wife wound up making an Excel spreadsheet with all the movies and times on it. Excel is for adults.

Mile High Horror FestivalThe Shining

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As far as special screenings go, Mile High’s ran DEEP. I already wrote about the Phantom of the Opera 90th anniversary screening with live score and Ron Chaney in person – an experience I’ll never forget. The poetry in Lon Chaney’s eyes still haunts to this day. My schedule unfortunately conflicted with a downright historical screening: The Shining with Lisa and Louisa Burns and Joe Turkel doing a Q&A. This was the first time the Overlook’s Grady Twins and Lloyd the bartender had been reunited for a screening of Kubrick’s iconic film.

While I missed out on The Shining screenings, I did share a hotel elevator with Joe Turkel, who stopped to talk to me and my wife for a while (he called us “nice Jews”). We also took the same hotel shuttle with the Burns twins, who are as adorable and quick witted in person as you’d think. In my two years at Mile High I’ve casually bumped into many of their special guests while just going about my business. It goes to show how laid-back the festival is.

There was also a special screening of The Descent with Neil Marshall, Hatchet in 35mm with Adam Green and Kane Hodder, Maniac Cop II, House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects with Sid Haig, and Return of the Living Dead with Linnea Quigley. Phew. That’s not even all of them. How dare they taunt us with all this greatness knowing (most) humans are born with only two eyeballs and require sleep.

Mile High’s shorts programs also run deep, with something like 70+ shorts screened. Chloe Okuno’s Slut won the Audience Award for Best Short and local writer/director James Mclaughlin’s Pills won the Creative Colorado Award. This was the first year Mile High featured a block of sci-fi shorts, with Teddy Cecil’s Helio winning Best in that category.

It was an awesome four days at Mile High. Like with any good festival, I only wish it was longer and I had the time to see everything I wanted (and more than two eyeballs). Thanks to the festival for hosting me! Yo Denver, see you next year!

MIle High Ron Chaney

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Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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