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5 Most Gruesome Movies Picked By ‘Condemned’ Director Eli Morgan Gesner

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Eli Morgan Gesner’s Condemned, which stars Dylan Penn (Sean Penn’s daughter), Ronen Rubinstein and Lydia Hearst, opens theatrical and on Digital HD November 13th.

In the film, “Fed up with her parents’ bickering, poor-little-rich-girl Maya (Dylan Penn) moves in with her boyfriend who is squatting in an old, condemned building on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. With neighbors that are meth heads, junkies and degenerates, this depraved hell hole is even more toxic than it appears: After a virus born from their combined noxious waste and garbage infects the building’s residents, one by one, they succumb to a terrifying pathogen that turns them into bloodthirsty, rampaging killers and transforms their building into a savage slaughterhouse.

We caught up with director Eli Morgan Gesner who shared his picks for the “5 Most Gruesome Movies”, which he defines “as something more psychologically disturbing than just ‘gross’ or ‘disgusting.’ So, there will be no Human Centipede. type movies on this list.”

Pink Flamingos (1972) John Waters

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I grew up in NYC on the same block as the famous revival movie house The Thalia (made famous by Woody Allen at the end of ‘Annie Hall’) I was the annoying little mascot kid that everyone tolerated, ran the popcorn stand in a pinch, and had general free run of the theater. Because of this, I probably saw a lot of films that a seven year old kid should not have seen. The most potent one being ‘Pink Flamingos’. I remember everyone at the Thalia daring me to watch it through to the end. Which I did. And my life was never the same. This offensive, desperate, bleak, and yet defiantly glamorous vision of what Humans are capable of really opened up my little mind to just how fucked up we are as a species. After watching Pink Flamingos, all the horror and slasher films that came my way were a cake walk by comparison.

Audition (1999) Takashi Miike

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Through the skateboard company I created, Zoo York, I was lucky enough to do business in and visit Japan regularly throughout the 1990’s and came to intimately know and appreciate Japanese culture. The Japanese view on life is beautiful, humbling, and cast in grace. But, to a Westerner, it can also be perverse and disturbing. Especially when it comes to sex and romance. ‘Audition’ captures all this in spades. As a visceral experience, Miike’s film is legendary. But as a comment on Japanese culture it is a stroke of genius. Miike uses the classic Japanese film genre, ‘kateigeki’ – Meaning ‘Family film’ or ‘Home film’ – To tell the simple story of a Widower finally finding love in his older years. Yet, slowly, it becomes more and more apparent that something is not quite right. The time invested in these characters as they try to find ‘love’ only makes the last act of this film that much more gruesome and potent.

Funny Games (1997 / 2007) Michael Haneke

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A lot of people only talk about the original version of ‘Funny Games’ but I happen to like both versions of Haneke’s film, the German and American. How often (if ever) can one experience the same film made by the same writer / director ten years apart, in two different countries, in two different languages? ‘Funny Games’ examines our utter dependence on social mores and polite conduct as the glue that keeps our society operational and we humans from indulging in our more offensive proclivities. And to glorious unsettling effect. What’s wonderful to me about both versions is that the subtext reads entirely different in each film. The German version always gets me thinking about how the Nazi Party took power. Whereas the American version has me thinking about American Corporations and the ‘One Percent’.

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Pier Paolo Pasolini

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There really is nothing that can prepare you for your first viewing of ‘Salo’. Everything you might have heard about Pasolini’s masterwork is all true. But if you only watch this film once you will tragically miss the point. Gorgeous, wretched, and brave as fuck, Salo is banned in many countries to this day. After I saw ‘Salo’ for the first time and got over my virginal disgust at what I had just experienced, I knew that there was more to this film than simple shock value. Today, I treasure my well worn 25 year old Criterion Laser Disk copy of ‘Salo’. The genius of ‘Salo’ is that by its design, the viewer becomes equally as guilty as all the culpable parties in the film itself. I can not think of another film, or work of art for that matter, that so effectively transforms it’s own audience into the very monsters they despise.

Titicut Follies (1967) Frederick Wiseman

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‘Titicut Follies’ is my favorite documentary. Hands down. It is another banned film, and for good reason. The horrific, tragic, disturbed, and foolish nature of man has never been so masterfully captured. ‘Titicut Follies’ documents the conditions that existed in the Bridgewater, Massachusetts State Prison for the Criminally Insane in the mid 1960’s. The craziest person, by far, being the Warden of this establishment. So jaw dropping are the events in this film that the Massachusetts Government banned the film for decades from being shown publicly to anyone but doctors, lawyers, judges, health-care professionals, social workers, and students in these fields. If you want to see truly masterful film making you must track down a copy of this film. Wiseman’s cinematic construction of the footage he shot at Bridgewater is without equal. As are the tragedies his lens revealed to the world.

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Horror movie fanatic who co-founded Bloody Disgusting in 2001. Producer on Southbound, V/H/S/2/3/94, SiREN, Under the Bed, and A Horrible Way to Die. Chicago-based. Horror, pizza and basketball connoisseur. Taco Bell daily. Franchise favs: Hellraiser, Child's Play, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Scream and Friday the 13th. Horror 365 days a year.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

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Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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