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8 Classic Film Noirs Every Horror Fan Should See

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As a whole, film noir is impossible to define. It’s not your average genre and to many, it’s not a genre at all. It’s a cinematic movement that happened at a specific time for specific reasons – WWII anxieties being one of the major catalysts. But trying to pinpoint exactly what film noir is tends to sap all the fun out of watching it. It was birthed out of the American pulps, stylized by German filmmakers, and named by the French. Those are certainties. But for all the talk of femme fatales and fedoras, noir is incapable of being pigeonholed.

Probably the best description of film noir I’ve ever heard is also a loose one. Author Dennis Lehane (Shutter Island) said, “In Shakespeare, men fall from thrones. In noir, they fall from the gutter.” It’s a breed of working class tragedy where any sense of security and stability are ripped from the characters; usually causing them to do some dirty deeds and lose their humanity in the process. Whether you live in the big city or the ‘burbs, doom is coming for you.

It’s that sense of oncoming dread – not detectives or dames – that drove many of the best noirs. It’s that same anxious dread that makes noir akin to horror, another genre that means different things to different people. And if you love them both, here are eight noirs of the classic era you’ll want to curl up to come nightfall.

And no, I did not “forget” Cat People. That film’s been covered on plenty sites already. I hoped to highlight a few under appreciated gems with this piece.

SECRET BEYOND THE DOOR (1947)

Secret Beyond the Door... (1948) Directed by Fritz Lang Shown: Michael Redgrave, Joan Bennett

A Gothic Freudian nightmare from maestro Fritz Lang, Secret Beyond the Door follows the whirlwind romance between Celia, a beautiful trust fund kid, and a wealthy architect named Mark Lamphere, played by Michael Redgrave (The Innocents, Dead of Night). Up to this point, it sounds like a melodramatic snooze. But Mark has a particularly morbid hobby: he builds exact replicas of rooms where notorious murders have taken place. He believes that their design can dictate the actions that take place within. Homicidal symmetry, if you will. Mark shares all of his rooms with Celia…except one. What’s behind door number seven? Celia’s just dying to find out (sorry, couldn’t help it).

STRANGER ON THE THIRD FLOOR (1940)

Stranger on the Third Floor

Wholly unique amongst the early WWII noirs, Stranger on the Third Floor is a pitch-black son of a bitch spearheaded by striking cinematography and a performance by the almighty Peter Lorre. It’s the tale of a journalist named Mike who gets his big break when he witnesses a murder and fingers the killer, played by perpetual loser Elisha Cook Jr. (Salem’s Lot). But doubt soon begins to creep in and Mike isn’t sure he’s sent the right man to the gas chamber. And the real killer may be lurking in the apartment above…The keystone of the film is a hallucinatory dream sequence in which Mike himself is found guilty of murder. It’s an incredibly dark nightmare with German expressionistic aesthetics to spare.

WITNESS TO MURDER (1954)

Witness to Murder

Completely overshadowed by Rear Window in 1954, Roy Rowland’s Witness to Murder shares a similar voyeuristic plot. While it may not be as polished as Hitchcock’s film, it’s choked with suspense nonetheless and has the benefit of starring queen bee Barbara Stanwyck (The Night Walker). She plays Cheryl, an independent career woman who may or may not have witnessed a murder in an apartment across the street. It happened in the flat of Mr. Richter, a refined sadist who begins to gaslight the hell out of Cheryl – driving her mad and straight into the loony bin.

THE HITCH-HIKER (1953)

The Hitch-Hiker 1953

This lean, mean thriller was the only film noir of the classic period directed by a woman, Ida Lupino, a versatile artist who starred in a trillion films/TV shows. Taking place almost entirely inside a car, The Hitch-Hiker features one of my favorite villains, reptilian killer Emmet Myers. What makes him so scary is a physical handicap that gives him a drooping eye that never closes. After two fishing buddies pick him up hitchhiking, Myers pulls a gun on them. With his droopy eye, the two men are never sure if he’s sleeping or screwing with them – begging them to make a move so he can plug them. Under this constant threat, the men slowly begin to unravel.

NIGHTMARE ALLEY (1947)

Nightmare Alley

The story of an ambitious circus charlatan and his lover, Nightmare Alley is set in the dark underworld of carnies and the suckers they fleece. Stanton Carlisle (Tyrone Power) plays said charlatan who backstabs one of his fellow carnies and uses her mind-reading gimmick to propel himself into stardom. The rapid fame and fortune don’t satisfy Stanton enough and, like in many great noirs, what goes up must come down HARD. The scene where Stanton’s web of lies unravels is an eerie, ghost-like moment that would be right at home in any gothic horror film.

THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE (1945)

Spiral Staircase

I’m cheating a bit here, as The Spiral Staircase is more of a “dark house” mystery than a noir in the traditional sense. Directed by German transplant Robert Siodmak, this creepy tale is a masterful exercise in suspense and atmosphere with one helluva one-two punch of an ending. A serial killer is loose, targeting young women with disabilities, and he’s got his sights set on Helen, a mute housekeeper working in a labyrinthine home that contains one, you guessed it, spiral staircase. Suffocating in claustrophobia and tense as hell, this simple, but effective Gothic mystery is definitely one to check out if you love a creepy whodunit.

THE DARK MIRROR (1946)

The Dark Mirror

Another one from Robert Siodmak, The Dark Mirror is a spiritual forerunner of Brian De Palma’s Sisters and Twins of Evil (minus the vampire). When a well-to-do doctor is murdered, all signs point to Terry Collins as the culprit. But the investigators quickly learn of Collins’ identical twin sister, Ruth. Both twins (played by Olivia de Havilland) provide bulletproof alibis for one another – until one of them spirals into psychosis. And like in the best horror films, The Dark Mirror has a wonderfully dark, ambiguous ending.

DECOY (1946)

Decoy 1946

The strange, sadistic Decoy has one major horror flavor going for it: the undead. Margot’s bank robber boy toy goes to the gas chamber before he can tell her where he stashed the loot. So she decides there’s only one way to find out where it is: bring him back from the grave. She seduces a prison doctor, snatches her man’s corpse and well…you’ll just have to watch it. His resurrection unleashes a tornado of double-crosses, murder, and good ol’ American greed. Believe me when I say Margot is one of the most ruthless femme fatales in all of noir and that Decoy is right up there with the meanest of the lot.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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Finding Faith and Violence in ‘The Book of Eli’ 14 Years Later

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Having grown up in a religious family, Christian movie night was something that happened a lot more often than I care to admit. However, back when I was a teenager, my parents showed up one night with an unusually cool-looking DVD of a movie that had been recommended to them by a church leader. Curious to see what new kind of evangelical propaganda my parents had rented this time, I proceeded to watch the film with them expecting a heavy-handed snoozefest.

To my surprise, I was a few minutes in when Denzel Washington proceeded to dismember a band of cannibal raiders when I realized that this was in fact a real movie. My mom was horrified by the flick’s extreme violence and dark subject matter, but I instantly became a fan of the Hughes Brothers’ faith-based 2010 thriller, The Book of Eli. And with the film’s atomic apocalypse having apparently taken place in 2024, I think this is the perfect time to dive into why this grim parable might also be entertaining for horror fans.

Originally penned by gaming journalist and The Walking Dead: The Game co-writer Gary Whitta, the spec script for The Book of Eli was already making waves back in 2007 when it appeared on the coveted Blacklist. It wasn’t long before Columbia and Warner Bros. snatched up the rights to the project, hiring From Hell directors Albert and Allen Hughes while also garnering attention from industry heavyweights like Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman.

After a series of revisions by Anthony Peckham meant to make the story more consumer-friendly, the picture was finally released in January of 2010, with the finished film following Denzel as a mysterious wanderer making his way across a post-apocalyptic America while protecting a sacred book. Along the way, he encounters a run-down settlement controlled by Bill Carnegie (Gary Oldman), a man desperate to get his hands on Eli’s book so he can motivate his underlings to expand his empire. Unwilling to let this power fall into the wrong hands, Eli embarks on a dangerous journey that will test the limits of his faith.


SO WHY IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Judging by the film’s box-office success, mainstream audiences appear to have enjoyed the Hughes’ bleak vision of a future where everything went wrong, but critics were left divided by the flick’s trope-heavy narrative and unapologetic religious elements. And while I’ll be the first to admit that The Book of Eli isn’t particularly subtle or original, I appreciate the film’s earnest execution of familiar ideas.

For starters, I’d like to address the religious elephant in the room, as I understand the hesitation that some folks (myself included) might have about watching something that sounds like Christian propaganda. Faith does indeed play a huge part in the narrative here, but I’d argue that the film is more about the power of stories than a specific religion. The entire point of Oldman’s character is that he needs a unifying narrative that he can take advantage of in order to manipulate others, while Eli ultimately chooses to deliver his gift to a community of scholars. In fact, the movie even makes a point of placing the Bible in between equally culturally important books like the Torah and Quran, which I think is pretty poignant for a flick inspired by exploitation cinema.

Sure, the film has its fair share of logical inconsistencies (ranging from the extent of Eli’s Daredevil superpowers to his impossibly small Braille Bible), but I think the film more than makes up for these nitpicks with a genuine passion for classic post-apocalyptic cinema. Several critics accused the film of being a knockoff of superior productions, but I’d argue that both Whitta and the Hughes knowingly crafted a loving pastiche of genre influences like Mad Max and A Boy and His Dog.

Lastly, it’s no surprise that the cast here absolutely kicks ass. Denzel plays the title role of a stoic badass perfectly (going so far as to train with Bruce Lee’s protégée in order to perform his own stunts) while Oldman effortlessly assumes a surprisingly subdued yet incredibly intimidating persona. Even Mila Kunis is remarkably charming here, though I wish the script had taken the time to develop these secondary characters a little further. And hey, did I mention that Tom Waits is in this?


AND WHAT MAKES IT HORROR ADJACENT?

Denzel’s very first interaction with another human being in this movie results in a gory fight scene culminating in a face-off against a masked brute wielding a chainsaw (which he presumably uses to butcher travelers before eating them), so I think it’s safe to say that this dog-eat-dog vision of America will likely appeal to horror fans.

From diseased cannibals to hyper-violent motorcycle gangs roaming the wasteland, there’s plenty of disturbing R-rated material here – which is even more impressive when you remember that this story revolves around the bible. And while there are a few too many references to sexual assault for my taste, even if it does make sense in-universe, the flick does a great job of immersing you in this post-nuclear nightmare.

The excessively depressing color palette and obvious green screen effects may take some viewers out of the experience, but the beat-up and lived-in sets and costume design do their best to bring this dead world to life – which might just be the scariest part of the experience.

Ultimately, I believe your enjoyment of The Book of Eli will largely depend on how willing you are to overlook some ham-fisted biblical references in order to enjoy some brutal post-apocalyptic shenanigans. And while I can’t really blame folks who’d rather not deal with that, I think it would be a shame to miss out on a genuinely engaging thrill-ride because of one minor detail.

With that in mind, I’m incredibly curious to see what Whitta and the Hughes Brothers have planned for the upcoming prequel series starring John Boyega


There’s no understating the importance of a balanced media diet, and since bloody and disgusting entertainment isn’t exclusive to the horror genre, we’ve come up with Horror Adjacent – a recurring column where we recommend non-horror movies that horror fans might enjoy.

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