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Celebrating “Stranger Things”: Eight Albums That Came Out in 1983

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Netflix’s “Stranger Things” has become one of the most beloved titles of the year, at least according to my social media feeds. Pretty much everyone is obsessed with the series and the charming way it follows four children in search of their missing friend. But another part of the show that seems to leave everyone smitten is the nostalgia factor of it being set in the 80’s. From the movie posters on the walls to the way it channels films such as Stand By Me or E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, the show embraces everything that many of us grew up with and it feels almost like a return to our youth, to a simpler time when Saturday morning cartoons were the most exciting part of the week.

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One of the big talking points of the show is the music. While I’m not going to focus on the original music from composers Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein here – I’ve got something else up my sleeves coming for that – I did want to keep the nostalgia train going, which is why I’m highlighting eight noteworthy albums from 1983.

Some of you might be asking why eight albums and why 1983? Well, the show takes place in that year and there are eight episodes, so boom. It’s honestly that simple!

Join me below for a trip down memory lane!


Depeche Mode – Construction Time Again

The UK band’s third album saw the introduction of a somewhat darker flavor, a theme that would run throughout their career and help launch them into super stardom as one of the top selling electronic acts in the world.


Journey – Frontiers

This is the Journey album that spawned “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)”. Eventually going platinum six times, Frontiers is considered by some to be one of the best rock albums ever released.


Iron Maiden – Piece of Mind

Up the Irons! Maiden’s fourth album spawned the single “The Trooper” and has ended up on “Best Metal Album” lists from various publications throughout the years. How can you go wrong by adding some Iron Maiden into your life?


Metallica – Kill ‘Em All

The first album from what would become the biggest selling band in metal history, Kill ‘Em All is a shining example of pure, raw thrash metal. Put on “The Four Horsemen” and headbang straight into “The Upside-Down”.


Tom Waits – Swordfishtrombones

A master at storytelling through music, Tom Wait’s gravely voice has enchanted listeners for decades. Below is “Soldier’s Things”, one of my favorite tracks of his. It perfectly marries a heartbreaking melody with pure poetry for lyrics.


Genesis – Genesis

This was the group’s 12th album, which only makes it all the more amazing that it did so well on the charts. The song “Mama” may have been the best charting single from the album but I’ll never get sick of the groovy swagger found in “That’s All”.


Cyndi Lauper – She’s So Unusual

Pure, unabashed fun. Seriously though, is there any other way to describe this album? “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” remains one of the greatest anthems from that decade and still ranks as one of the most popular tracks from that era. Personal statement: It’s also one of the first tracks I learned to play on guitar. I still strum out those chords now and again.


Dio – Holy Diver

Coming back to metal, how could I possibly ignore one of, if not THE greatest vocalists in the genre’s history? Their debut album, Holy Diver is one of those “must-listen” albums for one to truly appreciate music as a whole. It’s impact is still felt today, as evidenced by “Holy Diver” being one of Killswitch Engage’s most popular tracks, even though it’s a cover.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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