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10 Wonderfully Simple Modern Horror Movie Posters!

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Sometimes a simple image can be more effective than an intricate design. Last week saw the release of the teaser poster for Ridley Scott’s upcoming Prometheus sequel/Alien prequel Alien: Covenant and you sort of have to admire its simplicity. The straightforward image of the xenomorph’s head masked in shadow is certainly an imposing thing to see. It also lets you know immediately what kind of movie you’re in for (meaning: more Alien, less Prometheus). Do you need to see anything else in this poster? I think not. Many other recent horror movies have made the most of a simple image. Here are some of our favorites.

The Crazies

Breck Eisner’s underrated remake of George A. Romero’s 1973 film of the same name had a pretty great marketing team. The poster below was one of the first ones released to promote the remake and it’s quite disturbing. The welcome sign leading into the once peaceful town of Ogden Marsh has “Help Us” scratched into it with a bloody finger. It certainly inspires chills!

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Tusk

A lot of people don’t like Kevin Smith’s Tusk (I’m not one of them) but this minimalist poster foreshadowing Justin Long’s character’s transformation into a walrus. It’s subtle and quite pretty.

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Unfriended

Another movie that people seem to love to hate on, Unfriended is actually a lot more fun than it’s generic title would have you believe. Mediocre tagline aside, the simple visual of a suggested search result is clever and tells you everything you need to know without spoiling much of the plot.

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Grace

Paul Solet’s Grace is one of the best horror films from the 2000s. It’s also criminally underseen. Starring Jordan Ladd (whatever happened to her?), the film tells the story of a pregnant woman whose baby dies in the womb after a car crash. She decides to carry the fetus to term and miraculously gives birth to a living baby. There’s only one catch, and it involves the bottle shown on the poster.

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Saw II

The posters for the Saw sequels got creative with body parts, didn’t they? The poster for Saw II so creative is that, like so many other posters on this list, it tells you everything you need to know about the film. A) There will be blood. B) It’s the second one, as noted by the two decaying fingers. This is one of my personal favorite horror movie posters simply because listening to parents complain about it in a movie theater in 2005 was highly amusing.

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Escape From Tomorrow

Randy Moore’s bizarre horror film (well, the story behind it it more bizarre than the movie itself) takes place in Disney Land, so what better way to market it than to show a certain cartoon mouse’s bloody glove? Do you hear that? That’s the sound of childhoods being ruined.

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Hatchet 2

Do you need this poster to show you anything else? The fact that it doesn’t even feature the name of the Adam Green-directed sequel is a bold move, but it works. You know that anyone who saw this poster and wasn’t familiar with Hatchet went to Google Victor Crowley immediately afterward.

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Black Christmas

As bad as the Black Christmas is, it does have it’s fans (our own Jess Hicks and John Squires are some of them). Before you start to get angry about how the trailer contained tons of footage that wasn’t in the actual movie though, think back to a time before the movie was released and we just had this simple poster to judge. A bloody Christmas ornament is all we had to go off of. It’s a sufficiently creepy image that makes for a great poster.

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Hostel Part II

Infamously banned from movie theaters, the poster for Hostel: Part II is pretty self-explanatory. If you go see this movie, then you will see lots of gore. The film kept its promise.

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Buried 

You could argue that Buried is not a horror movie, but anyone with cleithrophobia would tell you otherwise. The poster for Rodrigo Cortés’s film pretty much shows the entire movie: Ryan Reynold’s in a coffin. That’s literally the whole movie. Job well done, marketing department!

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And of course, here is that awesome Alien: Covenant poster.

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What are some of your favorite simple horror movie posters? Let us know in the comments below!

A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Austin, TX with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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