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All the Horror Headed Our Way on Friday, October 13th!

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The final Friday the 13th of 2017 brings a whole lot of horror fun with it.

Once upon a time, a brand new installment of the Friday the 13th franchise was penciled in for release on Friday, October 13 of this year, which would’ve been absolutely perfect. After all, what could possibly be better than getting a new Friday the 13th movie on a Friday the 13th just weeks before Halloween?!

Alas, that film just wasn’t meant to be. But that’s okay, because we’ve got a whole lot of new horror content to consume when the calendar flips over to Friday, October 13!

For starters, Blumhouse is taking advantage of the date with the release of Happy Death Day on Friday the 13th. The film, directed by Christopher Landon (Paranormal Activity: The Marked One) and being released in theaters, looks to put a really fun spin on the slasher flick, trapping a young woman in a time loop that forces her to get killed by a mask-wearing maniac every single day until she can solve her own murder. It’s like Friday the 13th meets Groundhog Day, which should make for perfect Friday the 13th viewing.


Another new film being released on October 13 is Natalia Leite’s M.F.A., which Brad described in his review as being one of the most important films of the year. Francesca Eastwood plays an art student who confronts her attacker after being sexually assaulted, digging deep into the widespread campus violence that has been brushed under the rug. Many “rape-revenge” films are pure exploitation, but this one looks to confront troubling current issues head on and spark important discussions.

M.F.A. will hit limited theaters and VOD outlets.


Also arriving on VOD and Digital HD this Friday the 13th is Bone Tomahawk director S. Craig Zahler’s Brawl in Cell Block 99, starring Vince Vaughn in a role that’s likely to forever alter the way you look at Vince Vaughn. He stars as Bradley, a down-on-his-luck former boxer who winds up in prison after a gunfight with the police. In prison, “his enemies force him to commit acts of violence that turn the place into a savage battleground.”

Kalyn Corrigan saw Brawl in Cell Block 99 at Fantastic Fest, writing in her review that the exploitation-style thriller is “utterly ravenous and insanely cool.”


Before they unleash the second season of “Stranger Things” on October 27th, Netflix has another Halloween treat for us on October 13th. The Babysitter, directed by McG, promises a whole lot of bloodshed, centered on a young boy who discovers that his hot babysitter is a member of a Satanic cult. Worse yet, she and her friends want to make him their next sacrifice.

Speaking of Netflix…


Friday, October 13 also marks the arrival of Netflix’s “Mindhunter, an original series produced by David Fincher, who also directed several of the episodes. The 11-episode debut season follows an agent in the FBI’s Elite Serial Crime Unit who tracks down serial killers and rapists and interviews them in the hopes that they can help solve current murders. Sounds a bit like The Silence of the Lambs, doesn’t it?

With Fincher on board, this one promises to be a standout October offering.


Another streaming service celebrating Friday the 13th this year is Amazon, set to drop the Prime Member Exclusive series “Lore” next Friday. The anthology series, based on the same-named podcast. presents the frightening and often disturbing tales based on real people and events that have led to our modern-day myths and legends.

Six episodes of “Lore” will arrive on October 13th, including the tale of a boy given a doll that seems to have a sinister life of its own; a family whose home appears to be inhabited by a spirit from the other side; and a German village that hunts for a murderous creature.

Fans of true horror should definitely dive deep into “Lore.”


IFC Midnight will release 78/52 in theaters, VOD, and on all digital platforms on October 13, a documentary that shines the spotlight on a single scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho: the infamous shower scene, of course. The doc explores the scene from multiple angles, focusing on its complicated technical aspects and its huge impact on the culture and the future of movies. Interview subjects include Guillermo del Toro, Elijah Wood, Danny Elfman, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Anthony Perkins’ son, Osgood Perkins.

The documentary’s title, by the way, refers to the number of setups (78) and the number of cuts (52) in the notorious shower scene.


Looking for some kid-friendly frights to enjoy with the whole family on Friday the 13th? Look no further than Nickelodeon’s “SpongeBob: Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom,” a stop-motion Halloween special that brings The Flying Dutchman back down into Spongebob’s underwater lair. His goal? To make sure Spongebob and his friends are scared on Halloween.


Not only is Friday the 13th: The Game finally getting a Playstation 4 and Xbox One physical release on October 13, but as we learned this week, a brand new map based on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, along with The Final Chapter‘s Jason, will also arrive on that date. Additionally, a tease today suggests that Part 3 character Chuck will make his way into the game as a new playable counselor.

We may not be getting a new movie, but we won’t be without Jason this Friday the 13th!


Also on the video game front, The Evil Within 2 arrives on October 13.

For more horror fun on Friday the 13th, be sure to tune into AMC, as they’ll be airing Jason Goes to Hell, Freddy vs. Jason and Jason X beginning at 8pm!

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has four awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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