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Through the Cracks: 5 Underseen Halloween Horror Films!

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As hardcore horror fans, sometimes it feels like you’ve seen it all. There are no surprises left to discover, no classic slasher film waiting around the corner to thrill you and slap a childlike grin on your face. You try to feed the fix by searching through lists of “The Scariest Films You’ve Never Seen” only to come across titles like “May”, “The Descent”, and “Suspiria”. These are, of course, films that us diehards know and love all too well. That’s where I come in, dear reader. We’ll be taking a deep dive into the bowels of obscure horror from decades past and uncovering titles that might have fallen “Through the Cracks”.

When it comes to horror fans and Halloween, two things are a given. One, we will most certainly increase our horror movie viewing habits in the month of October. Two, in that timeframe we will watch at least one of the following, Trick r’ Treat or John Carpenter’s original Halloween (or one of the myriad of sequels). Outside of those two stone cold classics, the subgenre of fright films celebrating All Hallow’s Eve is surprisingly light. Given my passion for dusting off obscure titles from the past that may have gone unseen or forgotten, I decided this a great opportunity to highlight some Halloween titles you might have missed.


Trick or Treat (1986)

No, this carries no relation to the previously mentioned anthology classic from writer/director Michael Dougherty. Trick or Treat is a rock n’ roll slasher that attempts to launch a new Freddy Krueger -esque franchise villain in the form of Sammi Curr. Curr is the wisecracking lead singer of a metal band who dies and is resurrected by what else? A record being played backwards, of course. With cameos by rock legends Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmon, Trick or Treat is well worth a blu ray re-release here in the states.


Satan’s Little Helper (2004)

Genre vet, Jeff Lieberman (Squirm, Just Before Dawn), directs this subversive Halloween tale. The story revolves around a kid named Dougie, apparently not the brightest bulb, who mistakes a sadistic serial killer in a Satan mask as the real life personification of his favorite video game character. He basically tags along as ya know…Satan’s Little Helperaiding and abetting this madman as he slices and dices his way through their small town on Halloween night. Dougie thinks it’s all a game until it’s much too late. This is a fun one off from a director who hasn’t been that active in the genre since the 80s. Not enough people have seen this gem, and they need to get on it.


Hellbent (2004)

When it comes to gay-centric horror films we haven’t got a lot to be proud of. Most titles that fall under the sub-genre are just piss poor excuses to have some muscle bound dude take his shirt off while his eyes glow or something. Seriously, DeCoteau, you can do better. That said, it’s not like a homosexual horror film has to carry with it the weight of an entire civil rights movement on its back. It does, however, need to be entertaining. In 2004, a film entitled Hellbent started making its way across the festival circuit. It was a slasher film about a hulking beast of a man in a devil costume slicing up a group of friends out celebrating on Halloween night. Sounds pretty generic, right? Exactly! That’s why it works. Yes, the characters are mostly gay men in West Hollywood, but the focus of the film isn’t their sexuality (like most LGBTQ cinema in general). At the end of the day, this is a well made, fairly suspenseful slice n’ dice.


Lady in White (1988)

Lady in White exudes the exact type of Amblin riffing, nostalgia fueled entertainment that has driven It and Stranger Things to the top of  pop culture notoriety. Nostalgia before nostalgia was cool, I suppose. Lady in White is almost overwhelmingly genuine, crossing the line into schmaltz at times. That’s part of the charm, though, and you’ll quickly find yourself remembering that feeling of being a kid when everything supernatural seemed natural and ghosts were always chilling outside your window…or under your bed.


Cemetery of Terror (1985)

An insano Mexican horror film from the director of the equally bonkers Don’t Panic, Cemetery of Terror is a boatload of fun. You’ve got a creepy old graveyard, a crap ton of zombies, the corpse of a recently deceased serial killer, and a group of randy kids looking to have fun with the occult on Halloween night. What could go wrong? A lot, naturally. For those who love their seasonal spooks with a full plate of cheese, Cemetery of Terror is a true undiscovered gem.


That’s just a sampling of Halloween horror b-sides. There’s several more, the quality of which I can’t speak on, that I’m hoping to dig into by October 31st. Any lesser known Halloween flicks you wish more people knew about?

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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