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5 Hidden Horror Movies Lurking on Amazon Prime

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Between Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, Shudder, and countless other streaming services, the selection of choices for horror fans can be overwhelming. Amazon Prime Video began as a perk for Prime members to help members justify their yearly fee, but has since grown to be a worthy competitor to streaming champ Netflix. There are currently over 2,600 titles available in horror with Prime Video, but unlike many of its rivals, the streaming service isn’t always exactly easy to navigate. It doesn’t help that there’s a ton of not so great filler titles, and no decent way to filter and sort beyond surface level categories to really dig in to see what’s available. So, we did the digging for you. Here are five horror gems currently lurking on Amazon Prime Video that are worth adding to your watch lists:


Curtains (1983)

Curtains

Using a snowy winter backdrop, this slasher sees six actresses holed up in the mansion of a sleazy director for an audition only to find themselves getting picked off one by one by a masked killer. In comparison to other slashers, this one is a bit slow, dragging out the whodunnit aspect in favor of focusing on the melodrama between the actresses. However, the murder set pieces and dreamlike imagery still makes this underrated slasher a great watch. The killer’s mask is effectively creepy, as is the doll used as the killer’s calling card. The ice skating scene is one of the best in slasher history, and the final chase sequence makes this slasher stand out among most, even if it takes a while to get there.


Messiah of Evil (1973)

Messiah of Evil

Obscure and ahead of its time, this forgotten gem could really use a restoration. The version available on Amazon Prime is as gritty as a dusty VHS copy, but considering it’s hard to find and an effective horror movie with shades of Wicker Man and David Lynch, it’s worth watching regardless. Co-Written and directed by Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz, Messiah of Evil follows a young woman whose search for her missing artist father brings her to the eerie seaside town of Point Dune. There she meets an eccentric group of people overly interested in her father’s work, but it turns out that they’re not the ones she should be worried about. Instead, it’s the townsfolk, all under the spell of a mysterious cult. The more boldened the cult becomes, the creepier things get, including a very tense sequence in a movie theater. Strange, dreamlike, and spooky, Messiah of Evil deserves more recognition than it’s received.


Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary (2017)

Pet Sematary

With the recent news for the remake, there’s perhaps no better time to jump on this underseen documentary about the original film. The documentary covers everything from Stephen King’s inspiration for writing the book to the detailed making of amidst the turbulence of the WGA strike, and includes tons of interviews with the cast and crew, including director Mary Lambert.  It’s clear that Pet Sematary left a lasting, loving mark on the town of Maine in which it was shot, based on King’s insistence, and everyone involved. There’s a riveting reverence on display from writer/directors John Campopiano and Justin White that makes for a fun, knowledgeable film on everything you didn’t realize you needed to know about the original enduring classic.


The Burrowers (2008)

The Burrowers

A Wild West set creature feature with the great monster designs and a cast lead by the always effective Clancy Brown and the always creepy Doug Hutchinson. The plot centers around a rescue party that’s set out to find a missing family that vanished under violence circumstances. The party meets deep-seated prejudices, a ruthless military party, and underground dwelling monsters with a very nasty bite. Admittedly, it’s the plot with heavy-handed social commentary that proves to be the weak spot in an otherwise fantastic creature feature, but the actors fully commit and anything having to do with the creatures far surpasses the weak spots. Brutal and creepy, with unique creature mythology, The Burrowers is fun enough to warrant a sequel or remake.


One Dark Night (1982)

One Dark Night

Before helming Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, director Tom McLoughlin delivered a largely forgotten yet excellent mausoleum set creeper One Dark Night. Meg Tilly stars as Julie, the hopeful college girl hoping to land a coveted spot in a club called the Sisters. Club leader Carol is a bit miffed that Julie is dating her ex, though, and orders Julie to spend the night in a mausoleum alone as part of her initiation, with plans on scaring her. It’s too bad that the mausoleum also happens to be home to a recently buried serial killer with psychokinesis. Atmospheric and creepy in its slow crawl toward a thrilling final act, this is one retro horror with a great, practical effect driven payoff. Between Jason Lives and One Dark Night, McLoughlin has a way with resurrecting the dead.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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