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Why ‘Amityville II: The Possession’ is Still So Uncomfortable to Watch

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I remember being at my cousin’s house and one of his friends telling me about this movie he saw where this dude takes naked pictures of his sister, has sex with her, and then kills his entire family. Sounds absolutely horrific by not only early 1980’s cable standards, but pretty much now or any other time… right?

He didn’t give me a title, just that it had something to do with a haunted house. All that visualization percolated inside my mind until I finally saw Amityville II: The Possession on VHS. It didn’t disappoint. It was dark, hopeless, nihilistic, and evil. I wasn’t expecting anything like that because, in the first film, everybody just had the crap scared out of them, but they lived to tell the tale. Not only did the family in Amityville II die, but they were put through a ringer of Satanically amped up family dysfunction first.

This first sequel in the Amityville saga was penned by Tommy Lee Wallace. He’s no stranger to outlier sequels with his treatments of Halloween III, Fright Night II, not to mention this one. Amityville II beat Halloween III on the release date by about a month, back in 1982, but Druid sacrifice was way lighter fare than this.

Amityville II acted as a prequel to the first film.  It deals with the fictional Montellis standing in for the real-life DeFeo family. The sweet deal the Lutzs got on the house by the water was a by-product of the mass murder of the DeFeo family that happened there first. It was alleged that the killer, Ronnie, and his sister, Dawn, had an incestuous relationship, and she was also an accomplice in the murders of the other family members. Things were also supposedly rocky between Ronnie and his father, and their relationship was constantly in a state of varying volatility. Those elements coupled with a demon possession arc made Amityville II one of the most unforgettable horror films I’ve ever seen. Somehow, it flew under the radar of scrutiny or controversy in an age of video nasties.

The Ronnie Defeo character, Sonny Montelli, means well, but never seems to measure up to his overbearing Dad, Anthony. Burt Young plays the family patriarch, and he’s the dad that everyone walks on eggshells around. He could be fine one second and slapping everyone around the next. Shockingly, a deleted scene included him anally raping Mrs. Montelli. It’s a strange dynamic in the beginning because the sympathy is with Sonny trying to respect his father, but now being old enough to not have to take his crap anymore. While everyone else is submissive, he’s the only one that stands up to him.

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After pointing a gun at his dad during a family altercation, a voice comes through his headphones that asks him why he didn’t shoot that pig, and “dishonor thy father pigs” gets scrawled on the wall by some demonic, unseen hand.  Every time I hear that term in regard to murder, I always go back to the Manson Family murders. I don’t know if it was intended here, but it definitely resonates. From there, Sonny hits a downward spiral and becomes the conduit for the evil that lives in the bowels of the basement.

What is by far the most controversial and hard to stomach part of Amityville II is the incestuous relationship between Sonny and his sister, Patricia. Dianne Franklin was also the virgin in The Last American Virgin that same year. I was way cooler with the douchy guy, Rick, taking her virginity instead of her brother. They loved each other with an uncomfortable closeness to start with anyway, and when Sonny becomes possessed, he seduces her in a skin-crawling faux photo shoot that always elicits an uncomfortable hover of the finger over fast forward – but it’s hard to look away because of the disbelief that it goes there. It cuts to another scene just before anything happens, but far more explicit scenes were shot that didn’t make the final cut. What’s left to the imagination is definitely effective enough.

Later, Patricia goes to confession and tells her family’s priest and says that her brother did it to hurt God. When this happens, you suddenly realize that this family has careened past the point of no return, and they’re not going to make it. Diane Franklin is ironically the best at playing virginal in every film where she loses her virginity and she exudes a tragic naïve vulnerability.  Amityville II has a giallo pedigree by proxy from Italian director, Damiano Damiani. The fearlessness of crossing social mores shows, and the only other incestuous comparison I can make to it is the creepy kid/man and his buxom mom from Burial Ground.

When Sonny murders the family, what he and Patricia did seems even dirtier when he kills her too. In a day where we are used to hearing about psychotics holding rifles and roaming through corridors looking for someone to shoot next, fortunately, I’m not jaded enough to stop finding it just as shocking as a previous viewing.

I’m a big Tommy Lee Wallace fan, and I think for all of his unfairly maligned work, he was ahead of his time. Amityville II is by far the most terrifying of all the Amityville installments, and would not find a theater friendly R rating without some cuts even today.

When the light stuff in a movie deals with demon possession, that’s pretty hardcore.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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