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VHS Undead! 5 Horror Movies Stuck On Tape

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Last week, I wrote about a cool little short film that featured maniacal VHS tapes come to life. Which, quite frankly, was timely. I’ve recently studied up on horror flicks that never made the jump from analog to digital in anticipation for a screening series I’m putting together featuring, well, horror movies that never made the jump from analog to digital. I’ve been knee-deep in obscure horror flicks, cult classics, and amazing cover art. While they say VHS is making a comeback, I would never turn my back on my trusty Blu-ray player. There’s simply no comparison when it comes to “clearly seeing the poor attempts at day-for-night” on the Blu for To All A Goodnight against the “so dark and muddy, I wasn’t sure what was going on” cassette. Analog will always leave us feeling nostalgic and hopped up on member-berries. That said, I have a legit reason to still be in possession of a VCR!

There exists a vast array of flicks unavailable to stream directly from Netflix or Amazon or to be snapped up on Blu-ray. They’re the “VHS Undead!” The likes of Scream Factory, Arrow, and Synapse just can’t obtain the rights to every horror title ever made. For some, who knows who owns the rights? For others, it’s a matter of lost materials or absurd licensing fees ensuring a profit could never be turned by a modern release. Of course, some of these flicks eventually get their day. Just look at The Kindred, a film that seemed destined for an eternity of hiding within dusty cardboard boxes. Synapse is working on a nice new Blu, and I couldn’t be more excited. But what of those less fortunate titles, the ones who’ve yet to be rescued by their own knight in shining restoration?


Blue Monkey (1987)

William Fruet is a Canadian Master of Horror who gets nowhere near the amount of love I’d say he deserves. From his gonzo Animal House by way of Hell Night with an Evil Dead cherry on top slasher flick, Killer Partyto this overly gooey, 50’s style big bug movie, Blue Monkey, Fruet has a wild and varied filmography worth diving into. Blue Monkey is a fast-paced camp-fest that finds Steve Railsback in a rare good guy role, trapped in a hospital and fighting against a quickly growing insectoid. The monster is just as deadly for the tropical disease it carries as for the physical threat it imposes. Its design is fun and simply filthy with KY jelly. Ultimately, Blue Monkey takes as much inspiration from Aliens as it does a film like Them.


Spookies (1986)

Seriously, this movie is whacked out of its little mind. The story behind the production of Spookies is just as fascinating as the final product. The story (as it is) is broken into three fairly distinct parts. We start with a wandering kid who stumbles upon a creepy old mansion and is attacked by an ungodly array of evil manifestations. This is followed by a group of wild and crazy kids (40-year-olds) who stumble upon said creepy old mansion and are attacked by an ungodly array of evil manifestations. And finally, in a loosely connected third subplot, we find the mansion is watched over by a decrepit evil warlock who keeps his young bride forever his prisoner. There are all types of insane monsters randomly tossed at you during the movie’s duration. Come for the farting “muck-men” and stay for the spider woman and last-minute zombie horde! It’s a disjointed disasterpiece, which is no surprise considering the original directors’ work was hacked, slashed, reshot, and redited. When the producer wasn’t happy with the original cut, he just went out and shot entirely new plot lines and Frankensteined the wonderful obscurity that we have today. If ever a film cried out for a two-hour making-of and a fresh new release, Spookies is it.


The Brain (1988)

Part intentional satirical humor and part “so bad it’s good” rubber monster absurdity, The Brain is exactly what you think it is, Pieces style. Another sliver of Canuxploitation that exists for no other reason than those magical 80’s tax credits, the story revolves around a slimy self-help guru who uses his popular television show and a giant killer alien that looks just like a giant killer brain to control the minds of his audience. The “mind control” angle does actually lend itself to some fun Nightmare on Elm Street style imagery. But, let’s face it, if you’re watching The Brain, it’s in hopes of seeing a big rubber slime-ball do some serious damage to unsuspecting meat puppets. If that’s the case, you’re in luck. The Brain pays off in spades.


Murder by Phone (1982)

While The Brain might have a silly premise, it presents itself with its tongue lightly planted in cheek. This VHS oddity, is SO not in on the joke. Murder by Phone (AKA Bells) takes itself terribly serious. There is a killer on the loose who can, yes, kill someone just by having them answer the telephone. It’s a rather dry affair, playing out mostly as a procedural with sporadic exploding head action (always a plus). Surprisingly, however, there are moments of genuine suspense provided how easy it would be to avoid harm in this particular scenario. You know, just don’t answer the damn phone. Nonetheless, Murder by Phone stands alongside The Brain and Blue Monkey as yet another example of what filmmakers could get away with under the Canadian tax shelters of the 80’s.


Next of Kin (1982)

Okay, this one isn’t Canadian. It’s Australian! Unlike the other flicks on the list, Next of Kin is far from a cheese-filled joyride through the junkyard cinema of the 80s. Director Tony Williams crafts a stylish, slow-burn with touches of Hitchcockian suspense and short bursts of bone-chilling imagery. In the film, a young girl moves into a sprawling manor inherited from her late mother. The only problem, the house is currently home to a bunch of crusty old folk. All is not as it appears to be within the quaint confines of this retirement home. A new string of potential murders starts to bring to light a twenty-year-old mystery, and a young John Jarrett (the baddy from the Wolf Creek series) shows up as the heroic male lead. For those seeking a “classy” palate cleanser after the above marathon of quality scum, Next of Kin makes for a perfect relation.


Alrighty, gang, these are just a handful of the VHS Undead! These titles are out there for your discovery, whether they be on Amazon, Ebay, or the Tube of You. What’s your favorite horror relic lost to the land before Prime?

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‘Immaculate’ – A Companion Watch Guide to the Religious Horror Movie and Its Cinematic Influences

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Pictured: 'The Devils' 1971

The religious horror movie Immaculate, starring Sydney Sweeney and directed by Michael Mohan, wears its horror influences on its sleeves. NEON’s new horror movie is now available on Digital and PVOD, making it easier to catch up with the buzzy title. If you’ve already seen Immaculate, this companion watch guide highlights horror movies to pair with it.

Sweeney stars in Immaculate as Cecilia, a woman of devout faith who is offered a fulfilling new role at an illustrious Italian convent. Cecilia’s warm welcome to the picture-perfect Italian countryside gets derailed soon enough when she discovers she’s become pregnant and realizes the convent harbors disturbing secrets.

From Will Bates’ gothic score to the filming locations and even shot compositions, Immaculate owes a lot to its cinematic influences. Mohan pulls from more than just religious horror, though. While Immaculate pays tribute to the classics, the horror movie surprises for the way it leans so heavily into Italian horror and New French Extremity. Let’s dig into many of the film’s most prominent horror influences with a companion watch guide.

Warning: Immaculate spoilers ahead.


Rosemary’s Baby

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The mother of all pregnancy horror movies introduces Rosemary Woodhouse (Mia Farrow), an eager-to-please housewife who’s supportive of her husband, Guy, and thrilled he landed them a spot in the coveted Bramford apartment building. Guy proposes a romantic evening, which gives way to a hallucinogenic nightmare scenario that leaves Rosemary confused and pregnant. Rosemary’s suspicions and paranoia mount as she’s gaslit by everyone around her, all attempting to distract her from her deeply abnormal pregnancy. While Cecilia follows a similar emotional journey to Rosemary, from the confusion over her baby’s conception to being gaslit by those who claim to have her best interests in mind, Immaculate inverts the iconic final frame of Rosemary’s Baby to great effect.


The Exorcist

Dick Smith makeup The Exorcist

William Friedkin’s horror classic shook audiences to their core upon release in the ’70s, largely for its shocking imagery. A grim battle over faith is waged between demon Pazuzu and priests Damien Karras (Jason Miller) and Lankester Merrin (Max von Sydow). The battleground happens to be a 12-year-old, Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair), whose possessed form commits blasphemy often, including violently masturbating with a crucifix. Yet Friedkin captures the horrifying events with stunning cinematography; the emotional complexity and shot composition lend elegance to a film that counterbalances the horror. That balance between transgressive imagery and artful form permeates Immaculate as well.


Suspiria

Suspiria

Jessica Harper stars as Suzy Bannion, an American newcomer at a prestigious dance academy in Germany who uncovers a supernatural conspiracy amid a series of grisly murders. It’s a dance academy so disciplined in its art form that its students and faculty live their full time, spending nearly every waking hour there, including built-in meals and scheduled bedtimes. Like Suzy Bannion, Cecilia is a novitiate committed to learning her chosen trade, so much so that she travels to a foreign country to continue her training. Also, like Suzy, Cecilia quickly realizes the pristine façade of her new setting belies sinister secrets that mean her harm. 


What Have You Done to Solange?

What Have You Done to Solange

This 1972 Italian horror film follows a college professor who gets embroiled in a bizarre series of murders when his mistress, a student, witnesses one taking place. The professor starts his own investigation to discover what happened to the young woman, Solange. Sex, murder, and religion course through this Giallo’s veins, which features I Spit on Your Grave’s Camille Keaton as Solange. Immaculate director Michael Mohan revealed to The Wrap that he emulated director Massimo Dallamano’s techniques, particularly in a key scene that sees Cecilia alone in a crowded room of male superiors, all interrogating her on her immaculate status.


The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

In this Giallo, two sisters inherit their family’s castle that’s also cursed. When a dark-haired, red-robed woman begins killing people around them, the sisters begin to wonder if the castle’s mysterious curse has resurfaced. Director Emilio Miraglia infuses his Giallo with vibrant style, with the titular Red Queen instantly eye-catching in design. While the killer’s design and use of red no doubt played an influential role in some of Immaculate’s nightmare imagery, its biggest inspiration in Mohan’s film is its score. Immaculate pays tribute to The Red Queen Kills Seven Times through specific music cues.


The Vanishing

The Vanishing

Rex’s life is irrevocably changed when the love of his life is abducted from a rest stop. Three years later, he begins receiving letters from his girlfriend’s abductor. Director George Sluizer infuses his simple premise with bone-chilling dread and psychological terror as the kidnapper toys with Red. It builds to a harrowing finale you won’t forget; and neither did Mohan, who cited The Vanishing as an influence on Immaculate. Likely for its surprise closing moments, but mostly for the way Sluizer filmed from inside a coffin. 


The Other Hell

The Other Hell

This nunsploitation film begins where Immaculate ends: in the catacombs of a convent that leads to an underground laboratory. The Other Hell sees a priest investigating the seemingly paranormal activity surrounding the convent as possessed nuns get violent toward others. But is this a case of the Devil or simply nuns run amok? Immaculate opts to ground its horrors in reality, where The Other Hell leans into the supernatural, but the surprise lab setting beneath the holy grounds evokes the same sense of blasphemous shock. 


Inside

Inside 2007

During Immaculate‘s freakout climax, Cecilia sets the underground lab on fire with Father Sal Tedeschi (Álvaro Morte) locked inside. He manages to escape, though badly burned, and chases Cecilia through the catacombs. When Father Tedeschi catches Cecilia, he attempts to cut her baby out of her womb, and the stark imagery instantly calls Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury’s seminal French horror movie to mind. Like Tedeschi, Inside’s La Femme (Béatrice Dalle) will stop at nothing to get the baby, badly burned and all. 


Burial Ground

Burial Ground creepy kid

At first glance, this Italian zombie movie bears little resemblance to Immaculate. The plot sees an eclectic group forced to band together against a wave of undead, offering no shortage of zombie gore and wild character quirks. What connects them is the setting; both employed the Villa Parisi as a filming location. The Villa Parisi happens to be a prominent filming spot for Italian horror; also pair the new horror movie with Mario Bava’s A Bay of Blood or Blood for Dracula for additional boundary-pushing horror titles shot at the Villa Parisi.


The Devils

The Devils 1971 religious horror

The Devils was always intended to be incendiary. Horror, at its most depraved and sadistic, tends to make casual viewers uncomfortable. Ken Russell’s 1971 epic takes it to a whole new squeamish level with its nightmarish visuals steeped in some historical accuracy. There are the horror classics, like The Exorcist, and there are definitive transgressive horror cult classics. The Devils falls squarely in the latter, and Russell’s fearlessness in exploring taboos and wielding unholy imagery inspired Mohan’s approach to the escalating horror in Immaculate

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