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The 5 Best Episodes of “Friday the 13th: The Series”

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Thanks to the Friday the 13th film franchise, a day steeped in unlucky superstition is now a horror fan holiday often spent binging all things Jason Voorhees. With twelve films, novels, documentaries, fan films, comic books, and video games, it’s easy to see why it’s become synonymous with the calendar day. It’s such a profitable franchise that news of potential sequels and TV series comes on the regular, never mind that perpetual roadblocks of legal rights that will take a massive, daunting untangling before any new entries come to pass. Until then, nearly every Friday the 13th tends to become a recycled marathon on cable.

There’s one aspect of the franchise that’s often overlooked, though, for having very little association with the films with no ties to Crystal Lake or Voorhees. Technically, it wasn’t meant to be tied to the franchise at all, then titled The 13th Hour. Executive producer and co-creator Frank Mancuso Jr., the producer behind six of the film series’ sequels, realized he could draw in audiences by changing the name to Friday the 13th: The Series. Even with no character ties, many of the actors and directors would crossover, with show’s star John D. LeMay starring in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, guest star John Shepherd portraying Tommy Jarvis in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, director Tommy McLoughlin (director of Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives) helming multiple episodes, and even David Cronenberg dabbled in both the films and the series.

Also like its film franchise sibling, the series knew how to pile up a body count. The series’ premise allowed for it to go to some dark places; it revolved around an antique dealer who sold his soul to the devil and had to sell cursed antiques. He broke the pact and lost his life, and his niece and her cousin inherited the store. Knowing nothing of the curse, they sold off many of the antiques, and the series works as a sort of anthology as they track down each cursed item.

Running from 1987 to 1990, and spanning 72 episodes before sudden cancellation, Friday the 13th: The Series was the fun, often creepy and dark, predecessor to shows like The X-Files that would follow. If you’d like a change a pace this Friday the 13th, the series is worth the watch. Here are 5 fantastic episodes to start with:


The Inheritance

The best place to start, of course, is the pilot episode. It serves as the introduction to the major characters as well as the plot setup for the cursed antique hunting. We get to see how it all began, with Lewis Vendredi’s death and Micki and Ryan’s submersion into the world of cursed objects. But, it also functions well on its own, with this episode’s cursed antique being a creepy antique doll. That doll pretty much possesses the 8-year old child that now owns it. It’s a sort of horror cliché, the creepy doll and the subsequently creepy girl, but it’s done well. Even cooler is that the little girl was played by an 8-year old Sarah Polley (2004’s Dawn of the Dead).


Scarecrow

The 11th episode of the inaugural season had the gang tracking down an antique scarecrow. Being that scarecrows are inherently creepy, this episode ranks highly as a fan favorite. The gang heads out of state to a rural farm town to track down the scarecrow, which brings bountiful crops to its owner, but only after satiating its bloodlust by decapitating three victims. Directed by William Fruet, no stranger to slasher films, this episode plays out like a very spooky slasher. It also helps that the scarecrow resembles the masked Dr. Decker from Nightbreed.


Tails I Live, Heads You Die

The fourth episode of season 2 centers around the cursed Coin of Zioclese, an object that can bring someone back to life after killing another. A Satanic cult leader uses it to bring back powerful magicians, long dead, to summon Satan and rule the world. As one does. The underground lair beneath the cult leader’s taxidermy shop is somewhat creepy, but his use of the coin makes him powerful and deadly. There’s a few dead bodies that pile up in the episode, as well as a surprising reminder that working against Satan might lead to dire consequences.


Faith Healer

Before he would appear in Jason X long enough to get killed by Jason Voorhees, David Cronenberg directed one of the most interesting episodes of the TV series. The episode follows a discredited faith healer who stumbled upon the cursed object of the week, a glove that transfers the sickness or ailment from one person to another. This should come as no surprise to fans of Cronenberg’s work in horror; it’s an episode centered around gooey, gross body horror.


The Prophecies (Part 1 and 2)

Season 3 begins with a two-parter, written and directed by Tom McLoughlin. The cursed object isn’t one that originated from Vendredi’s shop, but still functions the same. It’s one of the Books of Lucifer, and prophecies written in it come to fruition. Naturally, a disciple of Satan plans to use it to bring the Antichrist into the world. An action-packed two episodes that revolve around Satanists and demonic possession brings about one of the boldest send-offs for a major character ever to take place in television. Spoiler alert: Lead character Ryan (John D. LeMay) makes his final appearance of the series in Part 2, having become a homicidal servant of Satan.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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