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[It Came From the ’80s] Creepy Crawly Cockroach Monsters in ‘The Nest’

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With horror industry heavy hitters already in place from the 1970s, the 1980s built upon that with the rise of brilliant minds in makeup and effects artists, as well as advances in technology. Artists like Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Alec Gillis, Tom Woodruff Jr., Tom Savini, Stan Winston, and countless other artists that delivered groundbreaking, mind-blowing practical effects that ushered in the pre-CGI Golden Age of Cinema. Which meant a glorious glut of creatures in horror. More than just a technical marvel, the creatures on display in ‘80s horror meant tangible texture that still holds up decades laterGrotesque slimy skin to brutal transformation sequences, there wasn’t anything the artists couldn’t create. It Came From the ‘80s is a series that will pay homage to the monstrous, deadly, and often slimy creatures that made the ‘80s such a fantastic decade in horror.

This Roger Corman production, produced by Corman’s wife Julie, answers the question as to how to rid the world of pesticide-resistant cockroaches in the way only a Corman production could; by introducing cannibalistic cockroaches that mutate out of control. Based on the novel by Eli Cantor, The Nest follows a sort of Jaws blueprint in that it sees a small island town being terrorized by nature gone wrong, with only a sheriff to stand in its way.

For the first half, it’s a pretty paint-by-numbers plot filled with generic characters. Well, except for the opening scene that introduces Sheriff Richard Tarbell (Frank Luz) going through his morning routine. The viewer can see the cockroach in his coffee, cringing as he nearly takes a sip multiple times before getting interrupted, until finally getting a mouthful of gross bug with his morning coffee. In short, this movie is inundated with mass quantities of cockroaches and this was only the beginning. Before they completely take over the town, we get to know the Sheriff and his love triangle between town diner owner Lillian and his high school sweetheart Elizabeth, newly returned and still estranged from her father, the mayor. The mayor is in cahoots with shady corporation INTEC, who sends weird scientist Dr. Morgan Hubbard (Terri Treas) to study their creation. Then there’s the requisite cast of characters like the town drunk, the exterminator, and various other fodder for cockroach lunch.

Until halfway through, it appears that it’s just swarms of cockroaches that have outgrown their taste for fellow roaches and have moved on to devouring pets and humans. They’re unpleasant deaths, sure, but these mutated roaches seem to emulate piranha feeding frenzies and that’s about it. Then, the weird hybrids begin to appear, and that’s where the creature effects finally come into play. Cat corpse cockroach hybrids, human roach hybrids, all grotesquely fleshy skeletons with mandibles. It all builds up to the fun reveal of the roach queen, a massive collage of human victims and bug parts.

The special effects were helmed by James M. Navarra, an effects artist who only briefly worked in the industry for roughly two years, working mostly on other Corman productions like Not of This Earth and Saturday the 14th Strikes Back. Navarra’s work on The Nest isn’t always flawless, mainly the cat roach hybrid puppet, but as the film’s creatures got bigger the effects improved. The human roach and the fantastic roach queen absolutely saves the movie. It probably also helped how sparingly they showed the queen, giving glimpses of her horrors piecemeal.

Special mention to the animal wranglers of the film, too. The sheer volume of roaches, of various types, and even beetles being passed off as roaches is skin-crawling. The studio where this was filmed was rumored to have had a roach problem for years after production concluded, which wouldn’t be surprising considering how far spread they were in scenes.

If cockroaches make you squeamish, this will easily push your buttons. It’s typical Corman schlock with cookie cutter characters and stock footage from Corman’s library (many explosions were inserted into the film simply because Corman wanted the footage used). As with most creature features from the ‘80s, the saving grace for this movie were the weird bug monster hybrids that built up to an impressive, bizarre queen of the roaches.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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