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[Keeping it Golden] All Star Slasher ‘Alone in the Dark’

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The Slasher Golden Age began with Halloween in 1978 and ended right around the time a group of protesting moms with too much time on their hands led to the truncated theatrical release of Silent Night, Deadly Night in 1984. Of course, the production of slasher films didn’t stop there. Theses films remained prominent throughout the rest of the decade, only they became even more “economical” (read: indie AF) as time went on. In the early 80s, horror meant quick cash at the box office and even bigger dollar signs came pouring in with the advent of home video. The budgets got lower and the profits larger. Still, there’s nothing as magical as the Golden Age.

With “Keeping it Golden” I aim to chronicle my journey watching every single slasher film from that period, 78′ – 84′. By my calculations (and I’m certain I’m missing a few), there are a total 194 films featuring masked murderers and nubile corpses in the making, and I’m going to watch them all! Sure, some of them are classics I’ve seen a zillion times already (Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street). However, there are plenty that I’ve never gotten around to, or, simply, never knew existed (Fatal Games, The Phantom Killer). For a list of all the films, head here. And, please, if you notice any omissions – let me know.

“Keeping it Golden” #1: Alone in the Dark (1982)

“A mind moving fast is crazy. Mind slow is sane. Mind stopped…is God.” – Donald Pleasence as Dr. Leo Bain

Friday the 13th: Part 3 was released on August 13th, 1982. As I’m sure we’re all aware, this is the film where one Mr. Jason Voorhees discovered his iconic hockey mask. Only three months later, November 12th, 1982, another sicko with a penchant for murder got ahold of one too. The Bleeder might not have been intentionally copying the deformed camper with mommy issues, but it’s safe to say he never earned quite the same reverence in the slasher canon as ol’ Jason. It’s likely the film in question, Alone in the Dark, was in production around the same time as Friday 3, and the dueling hockey masks were simply a coincidence. While, Friday the 13th was a surefire franchise at this point, fledgling New Line Cinema was still looking for their own horror cash cow. Wes Craven and his crispy nightmare demon were still two years away, and producer Robert Shaye was turning to then newbie Jack Sholder for a slasher film to compete in the crowded dead teenager market.

Sholder was a first time writer/director, raring to take a crack at a feature. His script for Alone in the Dark played with a lot of the cliches already inherent in the slasher genre while still managing to elevate the material from just another run of the mill “kids get killed by a psycho” schtick. Sholder presented not just one villain but four! In the film, a young doctor, Dr. Dan Potter, moves his family to a new town for a job he’s secured at the Haven, an out there mental institution ran by the hippie-dippie Dr. Leo Bain (Donald Pleasence…playing an even more off his rocker doc than Loomis from the Halloween series). Bain has interesting ideas in regards to mental health. He believes his patients should be free to make their own decisions and roam about as they please. This philosophy even extends to the murderous psychopaths on the third floor. There are no bars on their windows, and the only thing keeping them from the outside world is an electronic [not so] state of the art security system. And unfortunately for Dr. Potter, the lead loonies believe he not only replaced their previous doctor but that he killed him. When a blackout sends the entire town into darkness, it’s only one helpless security guard and a few flights of stairs between the inmates and their intended victims – Potter and his family.

The setup is simple but much more layered than one would typically expect from the genre. There’s plenty of gold to mine from Pleasence’s conked out portrayal of Dr. Bain in juxtaposition to the uptight Potter. Potter’s family also manages to help add some emotional heft to the story. His wife, Nell, is nervous about his wild sister, Toni, coming to visit. Toni has just recovered from a nervous break and Nell isn’t sure if she can handle it. Their daughter, Lyla, is just about as precocious a child that’s ever been on screen, but the young actress at play manages to make the character far more endearing than such roles tend to be. In fact, a moment late in the film where young Lyla requests a Valium to cope with the mounting tension from the killers circling at the family’s door is easily one of the movie’s standouts.

Of course, we have to talk about the killers! The three main baddies are Erland van Lidth as Fatty, Martin Landau as Preacher, and Jack Palance as Hawkes. It’s astonishing to see such established actors as Landau and Palance supposedly “slumming” it in a genre picture, but they both bring their A games to the roles. Landau as the religious zealot who just can’t help but punish the wicked, never misses a chance to let loose a maniacal laugh capped off with a chillingly demented grin. It’s Palance that steals the show, however. As Hawkes, Palance perfectly portrays a man who could smile in your face one second and just as easily as crush your throat with his bare hands the next. It’s a perfect balancing act between someone who knows they’re crazy, knows they have to pretend not to be crazy, and someone who just doesn’t give a fuck that they’re crazy. The man can (and does) cycle through all three in a matter of one line delivery. It’s chilling and, quite honestly, a performance for the horror film record books that folks have been sleeping on for too long now. He’s really that good.

It doesn’t take long for the entire town to descend into madness after the blackout. The power goes out and people are instantly rioting and looting the local shops. This proves the perfect backdrop for our escaped loonies to stock up on the arsenal they need for their prey. SPOILERS FOLLOW. The Bleeder, which I mentioned up top, is the fourth escaped lunatic whose identity is kept secret. We first see him sporting a stolen hockey mask and ripping out the throat of a rioter with a garden hoe. We learn his moniker is due to the fact his nose bleeds profusely after he’s landed a kill. The fact that we never see his face early on comes into play with a wicked twist actually concocted by the film’s producer, Robert Shaye (also New Line exec). While the film would still work without the addition of this character, it culminates in a moment that pays off in spades during the final act. END SPOILERS.

Ultimately, Alone in the Dark is a smart, suspenseful addition to the Slasher Golden Age (further referred to as SGA). While the bodycount is relatively high and some of the kills are fairly bloody, this isn’t a film for gorehounds. A few bits and bobs of grue should satisfy those with a bloodlust, however. The main draw is easily the performances from Hollywood heavyweights (Palance and Landau) and horror royalty (Pleasence and even Lin Shaye pops in for a fun cameo). Several suspenseful moments will draw you to the edge of your seat. And if you’re like me, a certain jump scare designed by the legend, Tom Savini, will have you practically leaping out of your skin (for reals, it’s a good one). Somewhat early in the slasher cycle, Alone in the Dark doesn’t necessarily play by all the rules (perhaps, because they weren’t all set in stone yet). It features an ending that defies expectations yet feels completely satisfying in a dramatic sense, just not the kind of slam-bang climax audiences would typically expect of this type of film. It’s this elevated approach that makes Alone in the Dark the type of film worth championing…and the perfect start to “Keeping it Golden.”

The Golden Tally:

Bodycount: 10

Jump Scares: 3

Best Murder Sequence: Machete Bed

SGA Tropes: Fake Out Dream Sequence (though, surprisingly from a villain’s perspective), Black Character Dies First, Babysitter Invites Over Boyfriend, Sex Equals Death, Casting Donald Pleasence

Until next week, Keep it Golden!

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Five Serial Killer Horror Movies to Watch Before ‘Longlegs’

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Pictured: 'Fallen'

Here’s what we know about Longlegs so far. It’s coming in July of 2024, it’s directed by Osgood Perkins (The Blackcoat’s Daughter), and it features Maika Monroe (It Follows) as an FBI agent who discovers a personal connection between her and a serial killer who has ties to the occult. We know that the serial killer is going to be played by none other than Nicolas Cage and that the marketing has been nothing short of cryptic excellence up to this point.

At the very least, we can assume NEON’s upcoming film is going to be a dark, horror-fueled hunt for a serial killer. With that in mind, let’s take a look at five disturbing serial killers-versus-law-enforcement stories to get us even more jacked up for Longlegs.


MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003)

This South Korean film directed by Oscar-winning director Bong Joon-ho (Parasite) is a wild ride. The film features a handful of cops who seem like total goofs investigating a serial killer who brutally murders women who are out and wearing red on rainy evenings. The cops are tired, unorganized, and border on stoner comedy levels of idiocy. The movie at first seems to have a strange level of forgiveness for these characters as they try to pin the murders on a mentally handicapped person at one point, beating him and trying to coerce him into a confession for crimes he didn’t commit. A serious cop from the big city comes down to help with the case and is able to instill order.

But still, the killer evades and provokes not only the police but an entire country as everyone becomes more unstable and paranoid with each grizzly murder and sex crime.

I’ve never seen a film with a stranger tone than Memories of Murder. A movie that deals with such serious issues but has such fallible, seemingly nonserious people at its core. As the film rolls on and more women are murdered, you realize that a lot of these faults come from men who are hopeless and desperate to catch a killer in a country that – much like in another great serial killer story, Citizen X – is doing more harm to their plight than good.

Major spoiler warning: What makes Memories of Murder somehow more haunting is that it’s loosely based on a true story. It is a story where the real-life killer hadn’t been caught at the time of the film’s release. It ends with our main character Detective Park (Song Kang-ho), now a salesman, looking hopelessly at the audience (or judgingly) as the credits roll. Over sixteen years later the killer, Lee Choon Jae, was found using DNA evidence. He was already serving a life sentence for another murder. Choon Jae even admitted to watching the film during his court case saying, “I just watched it as a movie, I had no feeling or emotion towards the movie.”

In the end, Memories of Murder is a must-see for fans of the subgenre. The film juggles an almost slapstick tone with that of a dark murder mystery and yet, in the end, works like a charm.


CURE (1997)

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If you watched 2023’s Hypnotic and thought to yourself, “A killer who hypnotizes his victims to get them to do his bidding is a pretty cool idea. I only wish it were a better movie!” Boy, do I have great news for you.

In Cure (spoilers ahead), a detective (Koji Yakusho) and forensic psychologist (Tsuyoshi Ujiki) team up to find a serial killer who’s brutally marking their victims by cutting a large “X” into their throats and chests. Not just a little “X” mind you but a big, gross, flappy one.

At each crime scene, the murderer is there and is coherent and willing to cooperate. They can remember committing the crimes but can’t remember why. Each of these murders is creepy on a cellular level because we watch the killers act out these crimes with zero emotion. They feel different than your average movie murder. Colder….meaner.

What’s going on here is that a man named Mamiya (Masato Hagiwara) is walking around and somehow manipulating people’s minds using the flame of a lighter and a strange conversational cadence to hypnotize them and convince them to murder. The detectives eventually catch him but are unable to understand the scope of what’s happening before it’s too late.

If you thought dealing with a psychopathic murderer was hard, imagine dealing with one who could convince you to go home and murder your wife. Not only is Cure amazingly filmed and edited but it has more horror elements than your average serial killer film.


MANHUNTER (1986)

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In the first-ever Hannibal Lecter story brought in front of the cameras, Detective Will Graham (William Petersen) finds his serial killers by stepping into their headspace. This is how he caught Hannibal Lecter (played here by Brian Cox), but not without paying a price. Graham became so obsessed with his cases that he ended up having a mental breakdown.

In Manhunter, Graham not only has to deal with Lecter playing psychological games with him from behind bars but a new serial killer in Francis Dolarhyde (in a legendary performance by Tom Noonan). One who likes to wear pantyhose on his head and murder entire families so that he can feel “seen” and “accepted” in their dead eyes. At one point Lecter even finds a way to gift Graham’s home address to the new killer via personal ads in a newspaper.

Michael Mann (Heat, Thief) directed a film that was far too stylish for its time but that fans and critics both would have loved today in the same way we appreciate movies like Nightcrawler or Drive. From the soundtrack to the visuals to the in-depth psychoanalysis of an insanely disturbed protagonist and the man trying to catch him. We watch Graham completely lose his shit and unravel as he takes us through the psyche of our killer. Which is as fascinating as it is fucked.

Manhunter is a classic case of a serial killer-versus-detective story where each side of the coin is tarnished in their own way when it’s all said and done. As Detective Park put it in Memories of Murder, “What kind of detective sleeps at night?”


INSOMNIA (2002)

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Maybe it’s because of the foggy atmosphere. Maybe it’s because it’s the only film in Christopher Nolan’s filmography he didn’t write as well as direct. But for some reason, Insomnia always feels forgotten about whenever we give Nolan his flowers for whatever his latest cinematic achievement is.

Whatever the case, I know it’s no fault of the quality of the film, because Insomnia is a certified serial killer classic that adds several unique layers to the detective/killer dynamic. One way to create an extreme sense of unease with a movie villain is to cast someone you’d never expect in the role, which is exactly what Nolan did by casting the hilarious and sweet Robin Williams as a manipulative child murderer. He capped that off by casting Al Pacino as the embattled detective hunting him down.

This dynamic was fascinating as Williams was creepy and clever in the role. He was subdued in a way that was never boring but believable. On the other side of it, Al Pacino felt as if he’d walked straight off the set of 1995’s Heat and onto this one. A broken and imperfect man trying to stop a far worse one.

Aside from the stellar acting, Insomnia stands out because of its unique setting and plot. Both working against the detective. The investigation is taking place in a part of Alaska where the sun never goes down. This creates a beautiful, nightmare atmosphere where by the end of it, Pacino’s character is like a Freddy Krueger victim in the leadup to their eventual, exhausted death as he runs around town trying to catch a serial killer while dealing with the debilitating effects of insomnia. Meanwhile, he’s under an internal affairs investigation for planting evidence to catch another child killer and accidentally shoots his partner who he just found out is about to testify against him. The kicker here is that the killer knows what happened that fateful day and is using it to blackmail Pacino’s character into letting him get away with his own crimes.

If this is the kind of “what would you do?” intrigue we get with the story from Longlegs? We’ll be in for a treat. Hoo-ah.


FALLEN (1998)

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Fallen may not be nearly as obscure as Memories of Murder or Cure. Hell, it boasts an all-star cast of Denzel Washington, John Goodman, Donald Sutherland, James Gandolfini, and Elias Koteas. But when you bring it up around anyone who has seen it, their ears perk up, and the word “underrated” usually follows. And when it comes to the occult tie-ins that Longlegs will allegedly have? Fallen may be the most appropriate film on this entire list.

In the movie, Detective Hobbs (Washington) catches vicious serial killer Edgar Reese (Koteas) who seems to place some sort of curse on him during Hobbs’ victory lap. After Reese is put to death via electric chair, dead bodies start popping up all over town with his M.O., eventually pointing towards Hobbs as the culprit. After all, Reese is dead. As Hobbs investigates he realizes that a fallen angel named Azazel is possessing human body after human body and using them to commit occult murders. It has its eyes fixated on him, his co-workers, and family members; wrecking their lives or flat-out murdering them one by one until the whole world is damned.

Mixing a demonic entity into a detective/serial killer story is fascinating because it puts our detective in the unsettling position of being the one who is hunted. How the hell do you stop a demon who can inhabit anyone they want with a mere touch?!

Fallen is a great mix of detective story and supernatural horror tale. Not only are we treated to Denzel Washington as the lead in a grim noir (complete with narration) as he uncovers this occult storyline, but we’re left with a pretty great “what would you do?” situation in a movie that isn’t afraid to take the story to some dark places. Especially when it comes to the way the film ends. It’s a great horror thriller in the same vein as Frailty but with a little more detective work mixed in.


Look for Longlegs in theaters on July 12, 2024.

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