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[Butcher Block] An All Out Monster Mash of Creature Mayhem in ‘The Cabin in the Woods’

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Butcher Block is a weekly series celebrating horror’s most extreme films and the minds behind them. Dedicated to graphic gore and splatter, each week will explore the dark, the disturbed, and the depraved in horror, and the blood and guts involved. For the films that use special effects of gore as an art form, and the fans that revel in the carnage, this series is for you.

Director Drew Goddard’s sophomore effort, Bad Times at El Royale, comes six years after his fantastic debut effort, which in itself was held up for years due to studio bankruptcy issues. That feature debut, which he co-wrote with Joss Whedon, quickly shot to the top of beloved modern horror comedy classics thanks to clever writing, a meta dissection of horror tropes, and an insane amount of blood and creature effects. Considering Bad Times at El Royale is just weeks away from release, now seems like a perfect excuse to revisit The Cabin in the Woods.

As if we really needed a reason.

A simple premise, in which five friends find more than they bargained for when traveling to a remote cabin in the woods, is turned into so much more thanks to Whedon and Goddard’s script. Those five friends are unwittingly part of a grand sacrifice, forced to choose the form of their destruction from a pantheon of monsters locked away beneath the land on which their cabin sits. Though they select the Buckner family, or more lovingly the Zombie Redneck Torture Family, the audiences get a bloody taste of every imaginable creature and monster by the final act when all hell breaks loose.

Seeing just how insanely bloody the final act is, and the number of creatures loosed upon the underground facility, it’s a pleasant surprise that The Cabin in the Woods went mostly practical. Goddard and Whedon tapped David LeRoy Anderson (2004’s Dawn of the Dead, The Exorcist and American Horror Story TV series) and his company AFX Studios to handle the design and special makeup effects. At the peak of the special makeup effects teams’ production, there were 75 crew members working hard at creating the blood, gore, and monsters of the film. Just about every major film and monster received an homage in The Cabin in the Woods.

While nearly every monster gets a brief moment in the spotlight, from zombies to horrifically toothy ballerinas to violent unicorns, the creature with the biggest payoff in the film is that of the Merman. All Steve Hadley (Bradley Whitford) wants in the film is for someone to choose the Merman as their destructor. The adage “Be careful what you wish for” comes full circle as his wish is granted in his final moments.

The Merman was a combination of special makeup effects artist Joseph Pepe’s design, puppeteer Hiroshi Katagari’s sculpture and paint job, and Richard Cetrone’s performance. Cetrone also played the Werewolf, but that character wasn’t nearly as cumbersome as the Merman. Anderson’s contribution to the creation of the Merman? The blood-spewing blowhole. It wasn’t initially part of the script, but Anderson’s suggestion that the blood spew from the monster’s blowhole once he bites down on Steve was met with enthusiasm by Goddard. Being that this was practically handled, Goddard could really only get one shot of the Merman spurting blood from his blow hole as the set was drenched after and impossible to clean up. So, Goddard had the effects team hook the monster up to the largest batch of fake blood they could find, and it spews a steady geyser of blood upward out of the blowhole.

Cetrone endured hours of makeup to get into character, often curling up into fetal position and napping while the makeup team transformed him into the Merman. He then had to be carried via stretcher to set thanks to the lack of mobility. The effort poured into the practical effects is just one (albeit major) part of this film’s enduring charm. There’s a ton of bloody reasons this film is a fun watch, but the payoff between Steve Hadley and his monstrous Merman ranks high among them.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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