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Pacino, Goldblum and Black Phillip: 10 Great Portrayals of the Devil in Horror

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Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, the Devil – whatever you call him, there are few recurring representations of evil as powerful or as fear-inducing as the ruler of hell.

For as long as film has existed the Devil has been a fixture of horror, which means over a hundred years of depictions. Over a century worth of cinematic incarnations means he’s been everything from a fork-tongued, cloven-hooved beast to offspring of powerful anti-matter ruler.

But for all of his countless appearances in horror, these 10 portrayals are sinfully the best.


The Devil’s Advocate – Al Pacino

Pacino’s rendition of John Milton, aka Satan, is pure scene-chewing melodrama. For most of the film, Milton is a bombastic leader of a high-end law firm, working hard to tempt Keanu Reeves’ Kevin Lomax with money, power, and lust. Unadulterated smarm and charisma, Pacino’s version of the Devil is far more outgoing than many of his other onscreen iterations. Of course, all of that pales in comparison to the final act, when Milton reveals that not only is he Kevin’s Satanic dad, but that he wants Kevin and his half-sister to conceive the Antichrist. Because nothing says welcome to the family like incest. Pacino ramps up his performance to eleven here, delivering devilish monologues with over-the-top gusto.


The Witch – Black Phillip

For the family at the center of this period set horror film, being banished from a Puritan colony is only the beginning of their problems. Isolated and alone, they’re vulnerable to the darkness lurking in the nearby woods. A witch. First baby Samuel is stolen by the witch to be ground down into a flying unguent. Then eldest son Caleb is seduced by her, sending him into subsequent madness. In turn, the surviving family members descend into paranoia and chaos, each blaming the other for their ills. No one suspects that the family goat, Black Phillip, was Satan in disguise, manipulating the family all along. No need to be afraid of a neighboring witch when the Devil’s hanging around your yard.


Prince of Darkness – Susan Blanchard

Technically, for a good chunk of the film anyway, Satan is depicted as a large cylinder of swirling green goo. Thanks to John Carpenter’s interest in theoretical physics, which lead to his combining Satan with the concept of anti-matter, this iteration of Satan is the liquid offspring of an even bigger evil – Anti-God. When a group of academics come to study the mysterious stuff in the basement of a church, those exposed become possessed by it, who then bring the cylinder to the chosen physical vessel; a sleeping Kelly (Susan Blanchard). Gnarly and disfigured, the new Kelly is powerful and creepy, but her sole purpose now is to herald in her much more powerful daddy from the other realm.


Constantine – Peter Stormare

Supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves) has managed to piss Lucifer off bad enough that he’s the only soul Lucifer would come topside to collect personally. So, when things hit the proverbial fan, John slits his wrists as a means of manipulating Lucifer into intervening with Gabriel’s nefarious plans. If you want your film’s depiction of Lucifer to be memorable, then you hire Peter Stormare. His few small scenes pack a punch; his take on Lucifer is venomous, magnetic, and a little bit unhinged. Stormare plays Lucifer with a malevolent glee.


Tales from the Hood – Clarence Williams III

For the trio of drug dealers taking refuge in a funeral home, they find more than they bargained for with the eccentric owner, Mr. Simms (Williams III). He regales them with four tales of terror before turning the tide on the criminals. Mr. Simms isn’t really a funeral home director; he’s Satan himself come to usher these boys to Hell. Williams is delightfully campy as Simms, the manic energy increasing with each tale, until it explodes in the final reveal. “This ain’t no funeral home! It ain’t the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!”


The Prophecy – Viggo Mortensen

There’s a simplicity in The Prophecy’s version of Lucifer that makes him all the more terrifying. Dressed in black and soft-spoken, this Lucifer doesn’t exactly look threatening at first glance. But Mortensen imbues the first fallen angel with a menace unlike any other portrayal before. His soft-spoken, calm demeanor as he utters lines like, “I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother’s feces, or we can talk” is unsettling. Mortensen plays Lucifer with such apathetic disdain toward humans, his body language relaxed, that it communicates a sense of immense power in a way that’s far more sinister and effective than flashy demonstrations and boisterous performances.


Mister Frost – Jeff Goldblum

Mr. Frost is a serial killer arrested and sent to a mental asylum after confessing to multiple murders. He doesn’t speak for two years, and the police aren’t able to discover his identity. He breaks his vow of silence to claim his identity as Satan to one of the doctors, along with his intent to trick her into murdering him. As the title implies, Goldblum plays his sadistic serial killer with icy intelligence. Calm, cool, and cunning, Goldblum makes for one unnerving Devil.


Angel Heart – Robert De Niro

Angel Heart is a horror movie disguised as a noir mystery thriller. De Niro plays Louis Cyphre, a man who hires private investigator Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke) to track down a singer named Johnny Favorite. The investigation leads Harry down one hellish web of deceit, death, and horror. Louis Cyphre is a homophone for Lucifer, who’s playing poor Harry like a fiddle. One of De Niro’s best performances of all time, his take on Lucifer is as regal as it is creepy. Seriously. You’ll never look at hardboiled eggs the same way.


The Wailing – Jun Kunimura

After the arrival of a Japanese stranger in a mountainous village of South Korea, a mysterious illness begins to spread. One of the symptoms is a homicidal rage. A bumbling cop is drawn further into the investigation when his own daughter is stricken with the illness. That’s the simplified version of the plot, which becomes increasingly more complex as it progresses. While the narrative toys with science versus religion behind the mysterious illness for most of the run time, ramping up the dread in the process, the final scenes are pure horror. The Japanese-speaking deacon who aided the police as investigator comes across the stranger in a cave, in the aftermath of absolute anarchy. That stranger reveals himself to have been a soul-stealing Devil all along, and it’s downright unsettling.


Legend – Tim Curry

What happens when you combine the talents of legendary special makeup effects artist Rob Bottin (The Thing) with an iconic performance by Tim Curry? You end up with one of the best iterations of the Lord of Darkness of all time. Ridley Scott’s dark fantasy may have starred Tom Cruise as the naïve hero Jack, out to save his lady love from the Lord of Darkness’ clutches, but he was upstaged by Curry at every possible turn. “What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me. We are brothers eternal!” Indeed, Darkness. Indeed.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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