Scary Movie 5

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release date April 12 2013
studio Dimension Films
director Malcolm Lee
writer Stephen Leff, John Aboud, Michael Colton,
starring Ashley Tisdale,Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear, Katt Williams
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[Box Office] ‘Evil Dead’ Makes Its Own History, ‘Scary Movie 5′ Sorta Flops

Back in 2006 Scary Movie 4 took in a disgusting $40M in its opening weekend for Dimension Films. Either audiences have learned their lesson, or they have horror spoof fatigue after A Haunted House earlier this year – but either way, Scary Movie 5 failed to perform this weekend opening at the number 2 spot with an estimated $15,153,000 at 3,402 locations. READ MORE

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‘Scary Movie 5′ Undergoes Additional Photography To Include Their Hilarious ‘Evil Dead’ Joke

Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5 opens in theaters April 12. They were probably done last year, but then they saw the Evil Dead trailer and had to bo back and shoot this scene. Money well spent? Tell me once you’ve seen it! READ MORE

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Your Whole Life Has Led Up To This New ‘Scary Movie 5′ Clip!

Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5 opens in theaters April 12. Hopefully I won’t be there. But here it is, a clip – or outtake, rather – featuring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan! Wooo! READ MORE

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New ‘Scary Movie 5′ Images Prove The Film To Be On The Very Cutting Edge Of Humor

Complex has a few new images from Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. They do little to change my mind about seeing the film. READ MORE

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Even Madea Doesn’t Like What She Sees From ‘Scary Movie 5′

Bossip has shared 4 images from Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. The images, shared inside, don’t really show much other than the film is jam-packed with “hilarious” co-stars. Even Mabel “Madea” Simmons isn’t impressed. READ MORE

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‘Scary Movie 5′, For People Who Need More Honey Boo Boo Jokes In Their Lives

We’ve got two new TV Spots (Full disclosure, only one of them might be new – I can’t tell because I can’t look at anything from this movie for more than 28 seconds) for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. It stars Ashley Tisdale, as well as Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams. READ MORE

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Here’s a TV Spot Featurette For ‘Scary Movie 5′

Below we’ve added a TV Spot featurette for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. It stars Ashley Tisdale, as well as Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams. READ MORE

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Dimension Releases “Super Lame” Version Of ‘Scary Movie 5′ Poster; Pimps Newly Added Spoofs…

The entire internet began piling up on Scary Movie 5 after the incredibly lame new trailer (below) was released last week. According to critics, it looked as if Dimension Films did a bunch of reshoots to cram in spoofs of newer films arriving this year. And it appears they’re correct. A new synopsis promises that you’ll see bad pop culture jokes blended with references to Paranormal Activity, Mama, Sinister, Evil Dead, Inception and Black Swan when it hits theaters on April 12. READ MORE

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Here’s the Official Poster, New Trailer For the Forgotten ‘Scary Movie 5′

Updated with a second trailer: When I saw that actress Ashley Tisdale tweeted out the official one-sheet for Scary Movie 5 (trailer), it literally blew my mind. Why? I legitimately forgot all about this spoofer, especially in the wake of Open Road’s disastrous A Haunted House, one of the most unfunny movies I’ve ever witnessed. READ MORE

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[2013 HORROR MOVIE PREVIEW] DIMENSION FILMS

The Amityville Horror, Halloween 3D and Hellraiser never happened, again, so we sit back and watch as Dimension Films works out their 2013 slate without the iconic slashers. READ MORE

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The Trailer For ‘Scary Movie 5′ Makes Me Want To See ‘A Haunted House’ Even More

If you recall, the Wayans brothers are the ones who kick started the Scary Movie franchise with their spoof of Scream back in 2000. After two hilarious films, David Zucker took over and turned it into a pop culture bonanza littered with bad fart jokes. With Dimension’s premiere of the Scary Movie 5 trailer, in theaters April 12, it appears to be more of the same, which is why I’m beyond stoked to see Marlon Wayans’ A Haunted House on January 11. Spring 2013 is going to be a battle of the spoof films, yet I already suspect that A Haunted House got it right. What do you say? READ MORE

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[Casting Bites] Spoof Edition: ‘Scary Movie 5′ and ‘The Starving Games’

Maiara Walsh (above) has nabbed the female lead as the spoof version of Jennifer Lawrence’s Katniss Everdeen in The Starving Games, a comedic take on The Hunger Games, says THR. Spoofmeisters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind garbage like Date Movie, Meet the Spartans and Vampires Suck, wrote the script and are directing the parody. The script pokes fun of not just the Suzanne Collins book series but also The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes and the finale of the Harry Potter franchise. Walsh will play the lead, a character named Kantmiss Evershot. READ MORE

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‘Scary Move 5′ To Face Down ‘Evil Dead’ This Spring

Dimension Films has shifted Scary Movie 5 away from its original April 19th release date. The new plot has it facing down the Evil Dead remake on April 12th. I’m team Evil Dead. READ MORE

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Two “Wives” Fight In Lame ‘Scary Movie 5′ Still; New Release Date

Dimension Films has provided us with a second still from Scary Movie 5 that depicts Angela “Big Ang” Raiola and Sherée Whitfield who go to blows in what they call “an unforgettable fight scene.” All I’ve seen are two of the most boring images ever released. READ MORE

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[First Look] Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen Wake In ‘Scary Movie 5′ Fright!

Dimension Films has provided us with the first ever look at Scary Movie 5 that depicts “Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, the ultimate Hollywood hookup, in their outrageous, sexy and hilarious opening scene.” It looks like Lohan made it to set after all… READ MORE

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Lindsay Lohan Attempts To Avoid ‘Scary Movie 5′ Cameo, Demands Private Jet

Getting unpredictable Lindsay Lohan to do a cameo role in Scary Movie 5 has been a frightening experience for producers as she tried to avoid a scene making fun of her troubles, reports the NY Post. READ MORE

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Heather Locklear To Play ‘Black Swan’ Mom In Sure-To-Be-Groundbreaking ‘Scary Movie 5′

Malcolm Lee and Dimension’s Scary Movie 5 is up and filming in Atlanta, Georgia and now Heather Locklear (LAX) has joined the cast as “the mother of a young dancer in a role that is more than inspired by the nightmare mom Barbara Hershey played in ‘Black Swan’.READ MORE

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‘Scary Movie 5′ Begins Production With Full Cast, Synopsis

Production has officially started on Malcolm Lee and Dimension’s Scary Movie 5 in Atlanta, Georgia with some familiar names coming back for more fun. READ MORE

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THR Spoils ‘Scary Movie 5′ Opening In News Title…

Without any regard for the fans, The Hollywood Reporter ruined the opening sequence in Dimension Films’ forthcoming Scary Movie 5 in their headline. READ MORE

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‘Scary Movie 5′ Will Be A Reboot; Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Set To Star

It’s being reported that both Lindsay Lohan (I Know Who Killed Me) and Charlie Sheen (Machete Kills) are both signed on for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5. READ MORE

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Lindsay Lohan In Talks For Comedy Revival With ‘Scary Movie 5′

When your career goes to shit, what do you do? One option is to follow the Sheen and make fun of yourself. READ MORE

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Craig Bierko Returning To ‘Scary Movie’ Franchise

With Erica Ash and Ashley Tisdale already announced for Scary Movie 5, our insider reveals to us that an offer has been made to Craig Bierko (pictured inside) to return this time as “Dan”. In Scary Movie 4 he played Tom Ryan, a spoof on Tom Cruise’s character from War of the Worlds. READ MORE

‘Scary Movie 5′ Lands A Dance Rival

Erica Ash (pictured) is set to join Ashley Tisdale in Dimension’s Scary Movie 5, which begins production this summer, says Variety. READ MORE

‘Scary Movie 5′ To Spoof ‘Paranormal Activity,’ ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’

Scary Movie 1024x579 Scary Movie 5 To Spoof Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes READ MORE

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