Dark Ride (V)

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release date March 27 2007
studio Lionsgate
director Craig Singer
writer Craig Singer, Robert Dean Klein
starring Jamie-Lynn DiScala, Patrick Renna, Alex Solowitz and Jennifer Kelly.
rating
R
tagline The Last Ride You'll Ever Take
site darkridethemovie.com
trailer 1 Trailer #1

43 comments

  1. Avatar of DoctorHerbertWest
    Posted By DoctorHerbertWest on June 13, 2008 @ 2:56 am

    If they would stop putting out all of those PG-13 remakes and start releasing horror movies like “Dark Ride” horror fans would be a lot better off. This isn’t the greatest story, but then again it doesn’t have to be (just different). More importantly, horror movies have to be Rated R (boobs and blood are very, very important). This is a quality 80′s style horror movie, which made me enjoy it even more.

  2. Avatar of DarKnightmare
    Posted By DarKnightmare on August 11, 2008 @ 10:59 am

    it’s certainly not the best horror flick out there but it’s not the worst either. It’s good to watch if you are into carnivals and what not.

  3. Avatar of PromNight2008
    Posted By PromNight2008 on September 8, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

    I thought it was pretty dull, despite one good death and some decent acting.

  4. Avatar of Protecious
    Posted By Protecious on September 30, 2008 @ 6:00 pm

    If your looking for a good carnival movie, then try tobe hooper’s The Funhouse, which was more original, scary and overall just a better picture, dark ride fails in plot and acting.

  5. Avatar of campbloodhound32
    Posted By campbloodhound32 on September 30, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

    Was it as good as it could have been? No. But was it better than a lot of horror films that stay in theaters for a couple months, get big box office numbers, but are too awful to look at? Yes. A lot better! Even though it can get a little boring at times and since almost every character acts the same way, so it’s hard to make a special connection with at least one, Dark Ride is actually very enjoyable. The gore is awesome and the film itself is deeply disturbing. Overall, the film is pretty good, and I’d rather watch it 50 times in a row than watch crap “horror” films like the Prom Night and When A Stranger Calls remakes once.

  6. Avatar of horrorking95
    Posted By horrorking95 on December 26, 2008 @ 10:36 am

    Very dull indeed Jonah could of been a great horror killer but he was hardly in it! The last 15mins of the film is th eonly good bit when Jonah kills the kids. The ending was supposed to be a twist but please leave the twists to saw this made the film more confusing! One good death scene a good opening which is the only reason I kept watching NEED MORE CHASING KILLING!!! Like Jason movies or Michael Myers movies not all this boring sitting down talking crap!
    **
    Out Of
    *****

    Not the best but not the worst

  7. Avatar of gorehound62
    Posted By gorehound62 on January 23, 2009 @ 11:14 pm

    what did everyone expect. most of the eight films to die for suck, and this is no exception. not horrible, but tolerable. don’t raise your expectations.

  8. Avatar of billbeast
    Posted By billbeast on February 21, 2009 @ 1:49 am

    A group of college kids on spring break find a flyer in a toilet for the grand re-opening of a small towns “Dark Ride”. They soon realise the horrors that took place there over twenty years ago. As the body count begins the screaming begins.
    Dark Ride was part of the After Dark Horrorfest in 2006 so I ws expecting it to at least be watchable. It was predictable in the end as at leats an hour before the end we figured who the killer was. It made me so bored just sitting there doing nothing wathcing this film.
    The acting was not performed to the standard of what a horror film needs to be performed because acting sheer terror would be hard to do and this cast wasn’t assembled well. When purchasing this DVD I saw all the 2006 “horrorfest” DVD’s on the shelf and the cover just drew me. Turn to the back of the DVD and it looked by far the best one. I was wrong.
    The plot was something that could have been great but with twists and turns I saw coming it didn’t live up to my expectations. It wasn’t exactly original as i felt that some scenes i’d seen before.
    Overall Dark Ride is predictable but will scare you if you don’t see scenes coming. My rating is 2.5/5 .

  9. Avatar of Mango13
    Posted By Mango13 on February 24, 2009 @ 11:09 pm

    Wow I can’t believe I spent 20.00$ on this movie. It was really boring, I expectet to see some good chase scenes, kills and scares but noo what we see is like 3 good deaths and boobs thats it.

  10. Avatar of vampyreman87
    Posted By vampyreman87 on April 7, 2009 @ 7:33 pm

    This was actually pretty enjoyable to me, it was very predictable, I knew who the killer was within the first 20 minutes. Overall though, it was better than wicked little things, penny dreadful, and unrest. It was just a fun movie, it was like the lake dead of the first batch, but i liked lake dead more. I know, most horror fans thought lake dead was the worst out of all the horrorfest movies, but I really enjoyed it, this wasnt to good, but the concept was cool.

  11. Avatar of vampyreman87
    Posted By vampyreman87 on April 7, 2009 @ 7:33 pm

    This was actually pretty enjoyable to me, it was very predictable, I knew who the killer was within the first 20 minutes. Overall though, it was better than wicked little things, penny dreadful, and unrest. It was just a fun movie, it was like the lake dead of the first batch, but i liked lake dead more. I know, most horror fans thought lake dead was the worst out of all the horrorfest movies, but I really enjoyed it, this wasnt to good, but the concept was cool.

  12. Avatar of vampyreman87
    Posted By vampyreman87 on April 7, 2009 @ 7:33 pm

    This was actually pretty enjoyable to me, it was very predictable, I knew who the killer was within the first 20 minutes. Overall though, it was better than wicked little things, penny dreadful, and unrest. It was just a fun movie, it was like the lake dead of the first batch, but i liked lake dead more. I know, most horror fans thought lake dead was the worst out of all the horrorfest movies, but I really enjoyed it, this wasnt to good, but the concept was cool.

  13. Avatar of nightmaric
    Posted By nightmaric on April 7, 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    Personally I thought this film was pretty fun. Boring HELL YES, but in the end it picks up and becomes worthwile. Nothing great but fun.

  14. Avatar of Skratchy
    Posted By Skratchy on April 7, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

    Not the worst horror movie I’ve seen by far but nothing really makes it stand out. The killer was cool and, at time, genuinely creepy but the kids were all annoying and the twist was lame and didn’t really have any impact on the outcome of the film.

  15. Avatar of GRUDGE4life
    Posted By GRUDGE4life on June 23, 2009 @ 2:45 pm

    i just dont understand why the little brother did what he did in the first place…otherwise it was good, but lacking a lot of umph!

  16. Avatar of marsdreamjunky
    Posted By marsdreamjunky on July 15, 2009 @ 10:24 pm

    i was extremely disappointed with this film. out of all the films in the first after dark horror fest, this was the one i was really looking forward. it’s completely boring, it’s mostly the characters just sitting around talking. there was really only one cool death, and the rest were boring. the acting was alright, but not good enough to save this film. such as shame too, because the killer was awesome and so was his mask, but not cool enough to save this film.

  17. Avatar of hellangel
    Posted By hellangel on August 4, 2009 @ 8:56 pm

    I thought this was an alright movie. for what it was, it was pretty good.

  18. Avatar of YoungHorror
    Posted By YoungHorror on August 23, 2009 @ 5:51 pm

    A LOOOT of people hate this movie. I don’t know why, it’s not that bad. It’s got some scary parts, good gore, and I thought it was a pretty fun movie. Don’t care about ya’ll , I loved it. It’s not the best, but I loved it.

  19. Avatar of Bostic101
    Posted By Bostic101 on September 13, 2009 @ 7:13 am

    it was one of those movies that fallowed Halloween in some sense where a maniac escaped mental clinic then returned to where the story began. I thought it failed by giving the same old thing seen time and time again…I hear theres suppost to be a sequal. Totally not good.

  20. Avatar of caseynight88
    Posted By caseynight88 on September 22, 2009 @ 2:08 pm

    Aside from the decapelatio bit and a fright here and there, Dark Ride has very little to show for it.

  21. Avatar of downward_spiral
    Posted By downward_spiral on October 1, 2009 @ 2:16 am

    My favorite AfterDark horror film to date and the first one I watched. This is such a good slasher flick. Ya the acting is amazing but the killer is cool and it takes place in a haunted attraction. Very awesome film.

  22. Avatar of dchma
    Posted By dchma on October 23, 2009 @ 8:15 am

    i liked this movie i think its one of the best films from afterdark and i was actually scared watching this movie. it was great and nice to see the catcher form the sandlot in it lol

  23. Avatar of dannymyers
    Posted By dannymyers on January 23, 2010 @ 3:16 am

    This movie is one that definetly makes you feel a little crazy at the end. It is unexplainable really, you just have to see it for yourself.

  24. Avatar of maynardmorrissey
    Posted By maynardmorrissey on February 18, 2010 @ 3:36 pm

    I really wanted to love this movie but I wasn’t fully able to. The setting is great, the killer is awesome and the kills are absolutely enjoyable (and, btw, it’s similar to Tobe Hooper masterpiece The Funhouse). Unfortunately the movie is often very boring, the actors are dull and it’s just too redundant with lousy clichés.

  25. Avatar of Zombie-Apoc
    Posted By Zombie-Apoc on April 17, 2010 @ 5:46 pm

    This IS the worst horror movie that was ever concieved. It sucked because the killer was so slow a turtle could pass him. The acting was horrible and the gore was even low grade. Just a modern Failure.

  26. Avatar of Choronu
    Posted By Choronu on April 22, 2010 @ 8:53 pm

    I saw this movie on sci-fi and I had mixed feelings about it. The acting was horrible, but some of the killings in the movie made up for it. The ending was kind of a bust for me ’cause it was a little obvious who was doing it all. I would never buy this movie, but I do watch it every time it comes on television.

  27. Avatar of Chuckers
    Posted By Chuckers on May 8, 2010 @ 4:40 am

    Let’s face it, it’s is VERY difficult to make a film that everyone has made, or redone, or…well you get the picture. I for one enjoyed Dark Ride. The one problem it had is there was way too much dead time in the middle before they enter the ride. I loved the gas station scene, the acutal “ride” itself. There were lots of neat moments like when she tries to grab for the hatchet. Too bad there weren’t more of them. Overall I liked it better than most horror flicks out in today’s world.

  28. Avatar of Malice45
    Posted By Malice45 on July 6, 2010 @ 8:45 pm

    I THink it was a great film! love it! if you like slasher films you should def watch this one

  29. Avatar of XshaggyrogersX
    Posted By XshaggyrogersX on August 8, 2010 @ 6:16 am

    I HAVE TO SAY IT WAS GOOD AND I ENJOYED WATCHING IT BUT IT WASENT MY FAVRIOT

  30. Avatar of Morthalius
    Posted By Morthalius on October 4, 2010 @ 10:13 pm

    Completely sub par. Bad acting, thin plot, weak cinematography. Skip this.

  31. Avatar of gbv4me
    Posted By gbv4me on October 5, 2010 @ 2:07 pm

    This is yet another movie with an incredibly HORRIBLE ENDING! The rest of the movie is just average. A stereotypical story about some stereotypical “college” kids who just want to have sex and fun. Which of course leads them all to being murdered. But the ending is just ridiculous…after running around screaming for an hour and a half while her friends are killed, Jamie-Lynn’s just allowed to walk out and leave?! C’mon!
    BONUS POINT: If you ever enjoyed the hilarious spoof boy band 2Gether from MTV, then you should watch this just to see the blonde guy from that band getting some great “head”…that, at least, was funny.

  32. Avatar of TwEaKeD
    Posted By TwEaKeD on January 10, 2011 @ 7:00 pm

    This movie is boring and it seems that it almost ends very quickly. It has way too many running scenes, but it still has a great twist at the ending.

    My favorite scene would have to be:
    - Decapitation during fellatio
    - The ending
    - The murderer’s death

    I didn’t enjoy this movie, but I was a little entertained.

  33. Avatar of Midnitekrawlr
    Posted By Midnitekrawlr on January 25, 2011 @ 6:44 am

    A decent slasher that doesn’t get stale in the kills department!

  34. Avatar of Marquez
    Posted By Marquez on January 29, 2011 @ 4:49 am

    I liked it
    Didn’t like the plot holes

  35. Avatar of CapsulesnCoffee
    Posted By CapsulesnCoffee on February 6, 2011 @ 3:50 pm

    An effective, enjoyable if somewhat generic slasher with a couple stellar kills. One of the better horrorfest entries.

  36. Posted By GunnerNarron on October 10, 2011 @ 1:18 pm

    Well I Loved This Movie Closest To The Funhouse Remake we will probably never get :/ Well Theres always hope :)

  37. Posted By Jami84 on November 25, 2011 @ 5:55 pm

    This is a slasher flick, pure and simple, however, I really think this movie could have been better with a better script and more character development. The dialogue was rather cheesy and seemed forced for the most part, and the blonde hitchhiker left me staring at my television screen in wide-eye disbelief. Loved the kills, personally I think the killer saved the movie from total cheesiness, for which I was grateful. As I watched the movie I was rooting for it not to diasppoint me, and for the most part, it didn’t. Overall, a solid entry into the slasher genre.

Official Score: 2 / 5