Dead Clowns (V)
| release date | July 31 2007 |
| studio | Lionsgate |
| director | Steve Sessions |
| writer | Steve Sessions |
| starring | Debbie Rochon, Brinke Steves, Jeff Dylan Graham, Lucien Eisenach, Robyn Griggs, Eric Spudic, Kimberly Lynn Cole, |
| site | amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002K10X |
| trailer 1 | Trailer #1 |
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This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen and that’s saying alot. Most of the movie you couldn’t even hear what the actors were saying. The editing was unbelievably bad and the acting was worse. Don’t bother.
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dead clowns was a pretty slow moving low budget film but when it all comes down to the killing it can get pretty fun and funny at times I really think they could of shortend it a bit but if you like a good corny film watch this movie.
Unbearable to watch. Bad acting, terrible dialogue, and sluggish pacing make for one of the worst films I have rented in awhile, and I have rented a ton of B-movies. I can’t imagine why companies like Lionsgate even pick up these flops. Trust me when I say, this looks like a high school kid shot it in 3 days with his parents Hi8 camera, some stock footage, and a gift card from spencer gifts. Don’t be fooled by the cool DVD art. The clowns in the film look nothing like the fiend on the cover. Imagine a magician wearing a clump of moss on his face, and you get the idea. Avoid this film at all costs, unless your looking for a MST2K style laugh.
COME ON PEOPLE IT ISN’T THAT BAD!
wasnt that good but it was ok
I just got a membership to talk about how absolutely worthless this movie was. This is definitely in the top 5 “Worst Films I’ve Ever Seen” category, and like many of you, I’ve seen a LOT! I admit, the eyeball scene was pretty impressive, but not all that realistic, and the character it happened to was unlikeable. In fact, ALL the characters were unlikeable. Not a one got any kind of real treatment, so when they died, I didn’t care.
Except that the death scenes were dumb, poorly executed, and boring.
The god awful acting was saved only by the fact you couldn’t hear most of the dialogue; the zombies appeared and disappeared magically with no explanation; the pacing and action were intollerably slow; and for people who were buried in the water for 50 years, the clowns’ costumes were pretty clean and untattered.
I like crappy movies, and I love this site, but giving me the impression there was anything redeemable about this film…shaaaame.
Worst. Movie. Ever…
SUCKED! Beyond all reason. I want to meet to folks responsible just to point and laugh. This is every bit as awful as the David Heavener crap. Brinke Stevens must have been happy to die early on (and must be broke)!