Simon Says (V)

768-poster
release date June 23 2009
studio Lionsgate
director William Dear
writer William Dear
starring Crispin Glover, Michael Paloma, Margo Harshman, Greg Cipes, and Blake Lively
site simonsaysthemovie.com

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13 comments

  1. Avatar of JohnnyHorror30
    Posted By JohnnyHorror30 on July 1, 2009 @ 10:06 pm
    ★★★★☆

    For a low budget film this was packed with unique kills and it got bloody in a heartbeat! The poodle squash was freaking awesome! Campy atmosphere with your typical teens being murdered one by one.

  2. Avatar of bufffiiieee
    Posted By bufffiiieee on July 2, 2009 @ 3:00 am
    ★★☆☆☆

    Ssaw this movie at Blockbuster but debated on whether or not I wanted to rent it. Maybe since Johnny said it was decent I’ll give it a try.

  3. Avatar of Slasher-Freak
    Posted By Slasher-Freak on July 2, 2009 @ 4:06 am
    ★☆☆☆☆

    This movie is awful! I thought I would enjoy the cheese but it was too much…

  4. Avatar of ODRiley
    Posted By ODRiley on July 6, 2009 @ 3:04 am
    ★★★★☆

    campy, over the top, retarded. stupid.

    lots of fun!

  5. Avatar of marsdreamjunky
    Posted By marsdreamjunky on July 13, 2009 @ 4:08 am
    ★★★★☆

    i loved it, it was fun and campy, and best of all full of gore and some VERY neat kills. sure the CGI was bad kinda crappy here and there, but it was all good fun. the acting was good enough, and crispin glover’s performance was hilarious. he obviously had fun with his duel role. definitely rent this if you’re having a boring friday night. it’s a lot of fun!

  6. Avatar of MrBitch
    Posted By MrBitch on September 4, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
    ★★☆☆☆

    Everything pretty much says awful about this film and guess what? It pretty much was. Crispin Glover is gloriously over the top and the characters were well drawn out, if cliched. Plenty of blood and guts for the gorehounds. Other than that, a poorly written and poorly made film.

  7. Avatar of ugapuppy
    Posted By ugapuppy on October 5, 2009 @ 7:15 am
    ★★★☆☆

    Corny, Campy, sometimes funny, and never scary. There are some creepy moments and great gore effects but the film was a major letdown for me. I will say that Crispin Glover does a fine job acting crazy.

  8. Avatar of Skratchy
    Posted By Skratchy on February 9, 2010 @ 6:22 am
    ★★★☆☆

    Far from great but it’s good campy slasher fun. The pack axe throwing machine is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my entire life and defies the laws of physics but it’ll make you laugh your ass off.

    And why is Blake Lively always advertised as being in this movie? She’s in it for a grand total of 10 seconds. Guess that’s all the screen time the director could afford.

  9. Avatar of gbone83
    Posted By gbone83 on March 17, 2010 @ 8:53 am
    ★★★☆☆

    Ahhh Simon Says…the movie I watched only because Crispin Glover was in it.It turns out to be a very funny and gorey movie.

    Tho it takes a while to get to the good stuff, its worth a watch at least once.

    I give it a 3 1/2 out of 5.Nothing great but not bad.Glover really steals the show ;)

  10. Avatar of Jason4eva
    Posted By Jason4eva on March 17, 2010 @ 6:31 pm
    ★★☆☆☆

    fun flick kinda got dumb when he caught the last girl though.he over played way too much!!!but at first a fun slasher flick.nothing great.

  12. Avatar of Remember-Slithis
    Posted By Remember-Slithis on July 6, 2011 @ 2:01 am
    ★★☆☆☆

    Silly over the top Slasher.Dumb but entertaining Crispin Glover being his weirdself.Liked the ending too.Worth a watch.

  13. Avatar of thenamesheath
    Posted By thenamesheath on January 18, 2012 @ 7:14 pm
    ★★★★☆

    I loved it, yeah it’s silly but that’s what makes it fun. Really worth a watch for slasher/backwoods horror fans.

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