Postal (limited)
| release date | May 23 2008 |
| studio | Freestyle Releasing |
| director | Uwe Boll |
| starring | Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Michael Benyaer, Jackie Tohn, Erick Avari, Ralf Moeller, Chris Spencer, Seymour Cassel, David Huddleston, Verne Troyer, Uwe Boll, Vince Desi, Larry Thomas, JK Simmons, Michael Paré |
| site | postal-the-movie.com |
| trailer 1 | Trailer #1 |
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Went into this with mixed expectations. I was hoping I would get a lolz fest, I didn’t, but I am not too disappointed. I didn’t go into this with high expectations, because I didnt want to get let down. I haven’t hated any of the Boll I have seen. But, they aren’t cinematic genius either. It had a excellent opening scene. The interview scene was funny as hell…”whats the difference between a duck?” I could’ve done without seeing Dave Foley’s penis, that could’ve been left on the cutting room floor. The violence was fun…the children killing, in the manner Boll did it, was humorous. Over all, if you are looking for a time killer, throw it in. Don’t go in with high hopes, because if you do…you won’t like it….at all
I’ve seen this one yesterday. I was aware that this one is made by Uwe Boll, so I had no high expectations…sorry Uwe…and I was right. This is by far one of the worst movies ever. It has no or little reference to the videogame, it is so completely not-funny (although they tried hard) and its too long.
I don’t see what all the fuss is about, sure the action was dull and pointless “Like it should of been” but I have to admit this movie made me laugh my ass off.
Its by no means a great fucking movie, but its 10x better the that shit pile “Meet the Spartan’s”
And how many people lined up for that…
This is by far the best Uwe Boll movie ever. But looking at his resume that really not saying much. I really enjoyed the first 20-30 minutes of this movie there were a few scense that were absolutely hysterical but after a few great scenese the movie just took a ridiculas over the top turn for the worse. Over all not bad but not great.
I have to say that at the end of this i accually stood up and found myself clapping. postal is the coolest action/comedy I’ve seen since tropic thunder. the movie meant its tag line it was very disturbing at times but extremely funny and worth watching, plus you get (SPOILER)……………….
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YOU GET TO SEE UWE BOLL shot in the nuts and die!!
so go and pick this random comedy up and prepare to laugh at things that are not appropriate to laugh at in public!!
The only thing that I really like about this movie is that my boy Zack Ward was in it and did a great job as always. This is at least the second movie he’s done with Uwe I believe and even though the movies suck Zack always shines through. He will forever be my postal dude! LOL.
I fuckin hate boll with a livin passion. i wanta get that right out there. But holy shit I never laughed so hard in a while. If boll produces, directs, and writes movies like this, things would of been way better off. This movie will offend a bunch of people. But if your looking for a sick laugh, then your good to go. I hope Mr. Boll makes more movies like these and none of those other shit tastic films he did. i will be watch SEED next.
But at least he has the balls to pull off a movie that hollywood will never touch in a million years.
good job for making me laugh, and come on folks Mr. Boll gets killed in this. I think he is finally gettin the point that he was put on this earth for all of us to laugh at and point fingers at.
This Film Was Terrible
Shitbuster.
“Postal” is NOT only a damn good Uwe-Boll-videogame-adaptation, it’s also undoubtedly the best Boll-movie I’ve seen so far. It’s crude, offensive, disrespectful, violent, nasty, disgusting – and hilariously funny!
The whole movie is packed with totally politically incorrect jokes about 9/11 (it opens with a scene where a plane flies into a skyscraper), Al-Qaeda, End-of-the-world sects, Osama Bin Laden & George W. Bush (they both are really good friends here), overweight people, trailerpark trash, jews, disabled persons, Germany & the Nazis, midgets, dumb cops, foreigners, blondes, the American way of life etc. etc.
We get to see loads of people and (especially) loads of children shot to death, reporters messing around with the dead children, rude jokes about an apathetic wheelchair driver and Arabs hugging people right before they pull themselves up.
We get to see a guy using a cat (!) as a silencer for his gun, Ralf Möller and Chris Spencer double-penetrating a really fat white-trash-woman, a midget raped by thousands of monkeys and a bestseller plush toy that looks like a giant scrotum (called “Krotchy Doll”).
Best of all: we get to see a funpark called Little Germany, full of attractions like ‘Hasselhoff’s Sausage Haus’, ‘Dr. Mengele’s First Aid Station’ and a ‘Concentration Camp Playground’.
Owner of the park: Uwe Boll (played by himself) who presents the Krotchy Doll here and reveals to the cheering audience that he’s financing his movies with Nazi-gold LOL
You see, it needs a certain sense of humour to enjoy this
In addition, Boll’s direction and script is quite good, cinematography looks good, the soundtrack rocks and the cast is brilliant (especially Zack Ward, Dave Foley and Larry Thomas).
Ok, the pacing is often a bit flawed and Chris Coppola is horrible as usual – but apart from that, “Postal” is a terrific and outrageous funfest. If you’re an admirer of over-the-top grindhouse and Troma stuff, you sure will love “Postal” too!
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This a great gross-out comedy!Very Racist,wrong in so many other ways,but done as great satire!Yes it’s a Boll film but it’s his 3rd best after Rampage and Tunnel Rats.Pretend that you don’t know who made it and I bet you laugh more than you think at this campy trash film.If you hate him and always will don’t bother.