|release date||December 11 2007|
|director||Thomas Edward Seymour, Jon Gorman|
|writer||Thomas Edward Seymour, Jon Gorman|
|starring||Debbie Rochon, Thomas Edward Seymour, Russell Russo, Olja Hrustic|
SynopsisOn their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes on a killing spree. Can their gym coach (Debbie Rochon) come to the rescue of the bikini clad group? No, but when Chef Death Robert Cosgrove) shows up at the party, hilarity ensues and the blood bath begins.
How do you write a 3-skull review of a piece-of-shit movie like BIKINI BLOODBATH without adopting a somewhat defensive tone? Of course it’s not a good movie. That’s beside the point. But like a Burger King Whopper or an undeniably juicy episode of “The Hills” or “Saved By The Bell”, BIKINI BLOODBATH is so blatantly cruddy, it’s actually kind of good, especially after a few beers or maybe even a 24 oz. bottle of Robitussin. …Read More