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Join the ‘Repo Men’ Union, Damn These Organs Are Expensive!

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In lieu of Repo Men arriving in theaters April 2, Universal Pictures has released a new barcode one sheet, along with some info on how YOU can join The Union. “Tired of waiting on the donor list for a new human heart? What was once a privilege only enjoyed by professional military personnel and the wealthy is now available… to YOU. Take responsibility, take charge…improve YOUR life today.” Read on to learn more about The Union…they care.
“At The Union, we pride ourselves on providing the world’s most cutting-edge technology in organ replacement. Artiforgs -short for artificial organs–were originally developed to extend the lives of soldiers wounded in combat. We’ve taken this once-exclusive military technology and made it accessible to the general public. Thanks to our team of skilled scientists and technicians, you too can extend and enhance your life by purchasing your very own artiforg.

To learn more about the one stop shop for all your artiforg needs, please go to http://www.theunioncares.com. The website will guide you through their complete catalog of artiforg offerings, as well as an overview of financing and payment plans*.

Don’t delay – the key to extending and enhancing your life is just a few steps away…

Or, if you are interested in joining The Union team, please consider applying for a position directly on the website. The Union is currently looking for skilled and licensed technicians with the following skills to join their team of Repo Men:

-5+ years experience in the military, law enforcement or security work
-Must excel in hand-to-hand combat
-Proficiency in one or more of the following: mixed martial arts, karate, kung fu, judo, jujitsu, kickboxing
-Adept at handling both tasers and scalpels

*Financing Terms and Conditions: Action will be taken after the sixth day of the fourth month of non-payment. Repo Men will retrieve the property at your own expense.”

Get more info on The Union here.

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Matilda Firth Joins the Cast of Director Leigh Whannell’s ‘Wolf Man’ Movie

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Pictured: Matilda Firth in 'Christmas Carole'

Filming is underway on The Invisible Man director Leigh Whannell’s Wolf Man for Universal and Blumhouse, which will be howling its way into theaters on January 17, 2025.

Deadline reports that Matilda Firth (Disenchanted) is the latest actor to sign on, joining Christopher Abbott (Poor Things),  Julia Garner (The Royal Hotel), and Sam Jaeger.

The project will mark Whannell’s second monster movie and fourth directing collaboration with Blumhouse Productions (The Invisible Man, Upgrade, Insidious: Chapter 3).

Wolf Man stars Christopher Abbott as a man whose family is being terrorized by a lethal predator.

Writers include Whannell & Corbett Tuck as well as Lauren Schuker Blum & Rebecca Angelo.

Jason Blum is producing the film. Ryan Gosling, Ken Kao, Bea Sequeira, Mel Turner and Whannell are executive producers. Wolf Man is a Blumhouse and Motel Movies production.

In the wake of the failed Dark Universe, Leigh Whannell’s The Invisible Man has been the only real success story for the Universal Monsters brand, which has been struggling with recent box office flops including the comedic Renfield and period horror movie The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Giving him the keys to the castle once more seems like a wise idea, to say the least.

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