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NETFLIX: Horror Films Streaming March 2017!

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Netflix just alerted us to everything they’ll be adding to their streaming service this March, 2017. Unfortunately, there’s not much horror, but we will be getting Who Framed Roger Rabbit?!

Here’s what to expect beginning on March 1, which is highlighted by The Craft. The full list can be found at the bottom.


March 1

The Craft (1996)

The Craft is a 1996 American supernatural horror film directed by Andrew Fleming and starring Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, and Rachel True.

A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft and they all soon conjure up various spells and curses against those who even slightly anger them.


Jurassic Park (1993)

Director Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park masterpiece is one of the most successful films in worldwide box office history and remains a compelling and spectacular experience. This thrilling adventure features Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough. Featuring incredible special effects and action-packed drama, Jurassic Park takes you to a remote island where an amazing theme park with living dinosaurs is about to turn deadly, as five people must battle to survive among the prehistoric predators.


The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Director Steven Spielberg takes us back to the scene of Jurassic Park in The Lost World, the blockbuster sequel with even more dinosaurs, more action and more breathtaking visual effects than its record-breaking predecessor. The Lost World remains among the most successful films of all time and features an all-star cast including Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Morre and Pete Postlethwaite. It has been four years since the disaster at Jurassic Park and two groups are in a race against time that will determine the fate of the remote island’s prehistoric inhabitants.


Jurassic Park III (2001)

Adventure runs wild when renowned paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) agrees to accompany a wealthy adventurer (William H. Macy) and his wife (Téa Leoni) on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna, InGen’s former breeding ground for prehistoric creatures. But when they’re terrifyingly stranded, Dr. Grant discovers that his hosts are not what they seem, and the island’s native inhabitants are smarter, faster, fiercer and more brutal than he ever imagined in this heart-stomping thriller.


March 16

Coraline (2009)

From Henry Selick, the visionary director of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS,and based on Neil Gaiman’s best-selling book, comes this spectacular stop-motion animated adventure! Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning) is bored until she finds a secret door and discovers an alternate, better, version of her life on the other side. When this seemingly perfect world turns dangerous, and her other parents-including her Other Mother (Teri Hatcher)- try to trap her forever; Coraline must use her resourcefulness, determination and bravery to escape this perilous world- and save her family.


March 18

The Vampire Diaries (Season 8, 2016)

A humanity-less Damon and Enzo are on a killing spree as per the vault monster’s orders. Based on fresh leads, Stefan and Bonnie visit the slaughterhouse that Damon and Enzo now call home and try talking sense into them, but the duo are in no way even close to disobeying the vault monster. Alaric and his interns manage to delve deeper into the vault cave and discover ancient remains that have distinct Greek roots. Caroline has her hands full with finding clues and taking care of the kids along with the new nanny, Seline. On another side, Virginia St. John had escaped and gone straight for Seline. Caroline was right on time to save her kids, Seline and grill Virginia on spilling the beans about the vault monster but it was of no use, as Virginia bled to death. Bonnie was reminiscing about her and Enzo when she, along with Alaric, connected a similarity between a certain Greek story Enzo used to tell her and his current method of killing his victims. They all point towards Sirens or The Messengers of The Devil – a Greek myth according to which Fauns use mind control to lure their victims to their death. As the episode draws to a close, Damon and Enzo look on as the vault monster rises from the death pool with death gleaming in her eyes.


COMPLETE LIST

March 1

  • Angry Birds (Season 2, 2013)
  • Blazing Saddles (1974)
  • Chicago (2002)
  • Deep Run (2015)
  • Dirt Every Day (Season 1, 2013)
  • Epic Drives (Season 2, 2015)
  • Friday After Next (2002)
  • Head 2 Head (Season 2, 2013)
  • Hot Rod Unlimited (Season 1, 2013)
  • Ignition (Season 1, 2013)
  • Impossible Dreamers (2017)
  • Jurassic Park (1993)
  • Jurassic Park III (2001)
  • Kate and Mim-Mim (Season 2, 2015)
  • Know Your Enemy – Japan (1945)
  • Kung Fu Panda (2008)
  • Let There Be Light (1946)
  • Memento (2000)
  • Midnight in Paris (2011)
  • Nacho Libre (2006)
  • Nazi Concentration Camps (1945)
  • Roadkill (Season 2, 2013)
  • Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane (2012)
  • San Pietro (1945)
  • Singing with Angels (2016)
  • Sustainable (2016)
  • Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)
  • The Craft (1996)
  • This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
  • Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
  • The Memphis Belle: A Story of a Flying Fortress (1944)
  • The Negro Soldier (1944)
  • Thunderbolt (1947)
  • Tunisian Victory (1944)

March 3

  • Greenleaf (Season 1, 2016)

March 4

  • Safe Haven (2013)

March 5

  • Señora Acero (Season 3, 2016)

March 7

  • Amy Schumer: The Leather Special (Netflix Original)

March 8

  • Hands of Stone (2016)
  • The Waterboy (1998)

March 9

  • Thithi (2015)

March 10

  • Buddy Thunderstruck (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Burning Sands (Netflix Original)
  • Love (Season 2, Netflix Original)
  • One More Time (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • The Boss’ Daughter (2016)

March 13

  • Must Love Dogs (2005)
  • Million Dollar Baby (2004)

March 14

  • Disney’s Pete’s Dragon (2016)
  • Jim Norton: Mouthful of Shame (Netflix Original)

March 15

  • Disney’s The BFG (2016)
  • Notes on Blindness (2016)

March 16

  • Beau Sejour (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Coraline (2009)

March 17

  • Deidra & Laney Rob a Train (Netflix Original)
  • Julie’s Greenroom (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Marvel’s Iron Fist (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Naledi: A Baby Elephant’s Tale (2016)
  • Pandora (Netflix Original)
  • Samurai Gourmet (Season 1, Netflix Original)

March 18

  • Come and Find Me (2016)
  • The Vampire Diaries (Season 8, 2016)

March 20

  • El Reemplazante (Season 1-2, 2012)

March 21

  • Ali & Nino (2016)
  • Another Forever (2016)
  • Evolution (2015)
  • Fire at the Sea (Fuocoammare) (2016)

March 23

  • How to Get Away with Murder (Season 3, 2016)
  • Welcome to New York (2015)

March 24

  • Bottersnikes & Gumbles (Season 2, Netflix Original)
  • Déjà Vu (2006)
  • Felipe Neto: My Life Makes No Sense (Netflix Original)
  • Grace and Frankie (Season 3, Netflix Original)
  • Ingobernable (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Spider (2007)
  • The Square (2008)
  • The Most Hated Woman in America (Netflix Original)
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

March 25

  • The Student Body (2017)
  • USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (2016)

March 26

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

March 27

  • Better Call Saul (Season 2)

March 28

  • Archer (Season 7, 2016)
  • Jo Koy: Live from Seattle (Netflix Original)

March 30

  • Life in Pieces (Season 1, 2015)

March 31

  • 13 Reasons Why (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Bordertown (Season 1, Netflix Original)
  • Cooper Barrett’s Guide to Surviving Life (Season 1, 2016)
  • Dinotrux (Season 4, Netflix Original)
  • FirstBorn (2016)
  • Five Came Back (Netflix Original)
  • GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (2012)
  • Rosewood (Season 1)
  • The Carmichael Show (Season 1-2)
  • The Discovery (Netflix Original)
  • Trailer Park Boys (Season 11, Netflix Original)

10 Comments
  • Alanmac

    What a terrible list. Netflix really seems to be going downhill. I find myself in the Amazon and Hulu apps a lot more often here lately. Plus there’s always Shudder and Frightpix.

    • Queef McGee

      Why do you think Netflix is buying all these stand-up specials from Comedians? It’s all they can afford right now.

      In less than 5 years Netflix will be 100% original content.

      • Melissa Sharp

        I love Shudder. I primarly use Amazon Prime and Shudder. That is a great combo for horror! So many good films. Netflix is really bad when it comes to horror but sometimes will give us a gem. I only keep my Netflix subscription for Z Nation binge watching to rewatch and Adventures of Puss in Boots. I use Hulu also way more than Prime. Hulu has the best tv series selection.

  • Blk Mgc Maverick

    What an amazing list. Netflix really seems to be getting better. I don’t find myself on Amazon or Hulu as often lately. Plus Shudder and frightpix may not always be around.

    • Jason Scarpelli

      Netflix is getting better with films but they need to do a little bit better

  • Carl Griffiths

    Can we have a UK version please?

  • zombie84_41

    not a good list. All I wanta see is the discovery.

  • Matt Graupman

    So another giant middle finger of a month for horror fans? Got it.

  • Jason Scarpelli

    Marvel’s Iron Fist is the only worthwhile addition

  • Flyingguillotine

    Tenacious D!

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