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A Deranged Killer Starts the ‘Jersey Shore Massacre’

The situation just got deadly (yeah, they went there)…

Attack Entertainment is releasing Jersey Shore Massacre in limited theaters on August 22.

Written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, below is the theatrical one-sheet and stack of images from the pic starring Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy

In the horror comedy, “A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Are there people who will actually see this in theaters? Seriously?


  • diapers

    Sure, I’d go see this in theaters. Call me “easily amused”. I’m pretty sure I’d get my fade on first, though.

  • Chandler Of-Adelaide

    I would. It’d be like a whole movie version of the Paris Hilton death scene in the House of Wax remake. People, whether consciously or subconsciously, want to see these kinds of vapid fuckwits suffer and/or die, and if the closest thing to that reality is a bunch of actors portraying them dying then people will take what they can from that.

  • ThunderDragoon

    This could be a fun turn-your-brain-completely-off movie.

  • Mark Lepine

    This might have been relevant five years ago.

  • Lyle Chip Chipperson

    This looks great. Fwawking love Jersey Shore. The shows title is so funny. What are ya Jersey SHoring or sumthin? tttsssss fwawking homerun chippah!

  • meh. i’d have to be pretty drunk to watch this.

  • brewers_rule

    Meh, Jersey Shore Shark Attack will probably wind up being better to watch.

  • Clayton Wimshurst

    Does sound like the type of film where you end up rooting for the killer.

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