The situation just got deadly (yeah, they went there)…
Attack Entertainment is releasing Jersey Shore Massacre in limited theaters on August 22.
Written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, below is the theatrical one-sheet and stack of images from the pic starring Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy
In the horror comedy, “A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn in the New Jersey Pine Barrens as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.”
Are there people who will actually see this in theaters? Seriously?