Conversation Between CountOrlok and Mogwai
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11-01-2012 04:54 AMCountOrloklol, enough of that talk you pommy twit or I'll strap you into a chair Clockwork Orange style and force you to watch re-runs of Neighbours.
Watched the rest of Nightwatch.. ended up being more formulaic than I expected.. still better than the remake, though.
God save the Queen and all of her inbred children.
10-28-2012 05:59 PMMogwaiLook out behind you, a dunny spider is about to bite your arse to death you ancestral son of a son of a son of an English rapist!
10-28-2012 05:56 PMCountOrlokI suppose that here was the dumping ground for old Great Britain - mainly sending the Irish because presumably that was the only way to get rid of them.
It's great to live in your Mother Country's former dumping ground for convincts and scoundrels.
10-28-2012 05:46 PMMogwaiOops! I just tend to assume that everone on here is a yank because 99 times out of a hundred it's true! Even so, Canuck seal clubbers, Aussie Brush Apes and fat Yank donut scoffers are all the same! None of you are English so I'll just ridicule you all for winnets and chuckles!
By the way - you should defo watch the second arf of Nattevagten, it ratchets up the dread level like you wouldn't flaming well believe you filthy foreigner you!
10-28-2012 05:08 PMCountOrlokWhy do you mistake me for a yank, lol?
No, working as a night watchman is a great way to catch up on sleep I have found. Just don't get caught..
10-28-2012 04:42 PMMogwaiWhy? Did you speak hergledy gerdy and turn a key in some weird drum lock mechanism necklace as you walked around the lowest security morgue of all time as your best mate urged you to do increasingly sadistic dares in Danish?
If so, can you get me a nightwatchman patrol job in America please?
Oh go on, I said please...
I'l be your bezzy mate for eva & eva...
I'm getting one of King-Ov-Hell's films now called 'We're Going To Eat You', it's billed as the Jap' equivalent of Cannibal Holocaust so I can't wait!!!
I'm off to drink now. BYE!
10-28-2012 04:29 PMCountOrlokYou have a point there.. especially about the thighs, lol.
I got halfway through Nightwatch and my damn computer overheated and crashed again. You're right, it's much better than the remake. Reminds me of when I used to work in security. Gotta get around to watching the other half..
10-28-2012 02:31 PMMogwaiNah, Amanda Donohoe was a right dog in that film with her sub-normal thighs accentuated by those revolting stockings. I'd rather fuck a waffle iron than that mingin' bitch.
I'd rather shag Skylard from Breaking Bad.
The blonde sister... now that's a different story, I'd gladly crawl a thousand miles over dog eggs and broken glass to strum that little fittie!
10-27-2012 03:32 AMCountOrlokYeah, I'm glad you liked it.. I think the snake lady is hot as hell..
10-26-2012 12:45 PMMogwaiJust watched 'The Lair of the White Worm' last night!
I'm fucking speechless! I haven't seen that much phallic symbolism in a film since I accidentally watched a hardcore bum boy film called Das Butt!
Bloody hilarious stuff - my fave line - "open the front door and lock the chambermaids in!!!"
Fucking laugh riot and Hugh Grant was funny as fark!
I'll probs say plus two.
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