Haven't heard from you in agessss. You better not have kicked the bucket on me..?

Haha, nothing is impossible, keep that in mind my child.

Me too. I'd eventually like to grow handlebars long enough to assault people when they walk by.

Good to see the hard work pays off. Keep it going, I want to see it improve!

I worked hard on that mo' my friend.

By the way, fully sick mo, bro.

You my friend ADHD, have issues.

Oh, you mean like mow his lawn, break his windows then offer to install them for him for a fee? Yeah, I'd do it.

Umm, we are both well aware of your rich neighbour. You wouldn't be so poor if you did him a few... 'favours'...

Then we can fund cure finding.

Don't worry, one day you will understand my sorrows. This whole aging thing is not my fault. It's your fault for finding no cure. So as your punishment, I'm making you pay all my bills, for I am poor and lazy.

I'm not a sissy, you're just far to butch.
And yeah, those were the days, if you could be cute forever everything would be so much easier. Fuck life with its whole aging aspect. And I blame you.