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  • Originally posted by The Geek View Post
    Yeah I call bullshit on his claim as well.
    Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

    Silly absurd little man.

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    • Originally posted by Myerszilla View Post
      Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

      Silly absurd little man.


      I hope you don't get banned anytime soon. You're hilarious.
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      Why would you want to argue with Geek? He puts up an argument like a midget puts up Christmas tree lights.

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      • Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post


        Ain't nobody got time for that, now remixed.

        [YOUTUBE]po3jPq5LT0g[/YOUTUBE]
        Lmfao!!!

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        • Originally posted by The Geek View Post


          I hope you don't get banned anytime soon. You're hilarious.
          I would remark, but it'd be a waste of one.

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          • Originally posted by Myerszilla View Post
            Who the fuck cares what you call? Yeah, like I have nothing better to do but lie to a bunch of people I won't ever actually meet about the amount of films I've seen.

            Silly absurd little man.
            Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

            You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!
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            You are a sadistic, volatile and all over out of control internet cruise missile, that's what you are, Oxley.
            Do you have American animals in your Zoo's? Like Bears, Elephants and Giraffes?
            My little idiot..

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            • Originally posted by oxley View Post
              Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

              You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!
              Who gives a fuck about the old fuck fart Roger Ebert anyway?
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              Scott Vogel from Terror

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              • Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
                Who gives a fuck about the old fuck fart Roger Ebert anyway?
                Exactly.

                I remember Ebert trashing the remake when it came out but a lot of the horror critics on the web were at the same screening as him and said he was scared shitless the entire time watching it.

                Ebert is a fucktard.
                Bow to the Schlock King

                B-Movie Madness


                Why would you want to argue with Geek? He puts up an argument like a midget puts up Christmas tree lights.

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                • Originally posted by The Geek View Post
                  Ebert is a fucktard.
                  Only when it comes to his stance on violence in movies. He flip flops more than a politician.

                  Wolf Creek - Appalling! If you like this, you're sick!

                  The Devil's Rejects - Good stuff!



                  Kick-Ass - How dare they put an 11 year-old in the role of Hit-Girl! That's just wrong.

                  Hanna - Beautiful movie, with a great performance by the young actress who plays the deadly Hanna.


                  Other than that though, his critiques are usually fun to read.


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                  • Yeah, some of his reviews are interesting, others leave me at a loss for words, because he displays many symptoms of Romnesia.

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                    • Alright, my revised list of the franchise films from top to bottom would go as follows:

                      1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
                      2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
                      3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
                      4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
                      5. Texas Chainsaw 3D
                      6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
                      7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

                      I've pretty much found elements of all the films that I like (yes, even the very terrible TNG). TCM 3D fell behind TCM 2 for me because TCM 2 has that '80's horror vibe that I love so much, & even though Dan Yeager gives a better peformance than Bill Johnson does, in this movie Leatherface is more of a character, even if those moments are highly comedic, whereas in TCM 3D he's more akin to a Jason clone.

                      With the way TCM 3D was handled, it didn't actually give many opportunities for Leatherface to be seen as more than just a hulking killer (ala the original).
                      Last edited by Myerszilla; 03-10-2013, 05:04 AM.

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                      • Originally posted by oxley View Post
                        Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

                        You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!
                        I've seen a couple of thousand movies in just the past couple of years (I've been keeping tabs on them online). So, it's absolutely possible for someone to have seen "thousands and thousands of movies", depending on their age. And, considering that I'm a fairly old fuck, I'm pretty sure that I've seen thousands and thousands of movies in my life, so far.

                        I can't remember most of the fucking things, mind you.
                        Mayhem. In a boilersuit.

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                        • i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.

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                          • Originally posted by NightmareWarrior View Post
                            i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.
                            I'm afraid that I might end up like that one day. I already have about 170 horror films in my collection and I'm only 18
                            ""I was perfect"- Nina Sayers"


                            Have a looky at my new horror movie blog!

                            http://asdaman.wordpress.com/

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                            • Originally posted by horrorking95 View Post
                              I'm afraid that I might end up like that one day. I already have about 170 horror films in my collection and I'm only 18
                              mine is mixed with all type of genres, not just horror.

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                              • Originally posted by NightmareWarrior View Post
                                i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.
                                I think I have around that amount. I probably have too many as I have nowhere to put them.

                                52 Hookers and Counting....

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