OMG OMG OMG dances around OMG I feel like a teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert. OMG OMG, I'm sooooooo fucking excited OMG!!!
But, now that I've calmed down, this does look like the illness.
I can't bloody wait OMG OMG!!!
It dropped the ball big time. The set and visuals were great and Burtonesque (something about neon lit amusement parks in horror films makes me hard). However the script was awful and the dialogue was painfully cliched with its delivery flatter than the jokes. The direction was bad with action happening off screen and not making sense.
It was supposed to be set in 1983 but the vehicles etc. predated this AND it had 2013 references, so.... wtf? Just a lack of effort all round which is a shame as it could have been something special.
It must have had production issues as everything apart from set design was sub-par. That or the filmmakers were incompetent.