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  • Burial Ground

    Holy shit this movie sucks but that 26 year old Dario Argento looking kid who was probably actually 26 saved the movie for me. If it wasn't for him I would have been bored.

    1/10.
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  • #2
    No way Burial Ground is some of the best cheese out there! Plain awsome especailly the incest nipple bite lol. "Let me touch you mother!"

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    • #3
      lol i love burial ground

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      • #4
        Originally posted by depecheanix
        No way Burial Ground is some of the best cheese out there! Plain awsome especailly the incest nipple bite lol. "Let me touch you mother!"
        Yeah and that "kids" mom was HOT! Definite MILF material. The midget's hair piece was SO apparent and I LMAO all the way thru this one. And what a good waste of titty too..
        "You wish to find Jerusalem, my son?
        You go to the place where the men speak Italian, and take the boat until you come to the place where the men speak something different."

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        • #5
          Definitley a weird movie with that 30 year old playing the part of a 10 year old along with some good gore defibnitly a cool movie.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CHAMPION
            lol i love burial ground
            me too!

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            • #7
              Everyone should see it once, purely for the freaky man child. And some of the cleverest zombies around. These guys make Bub look like a retard........or maybe even more of a retard.....if you know what I mean.

              I wouldn't say I think this movie is so bad it's good, but there is a few laughs in it.

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              • #8
                I saw this in the theatre too, and it was one HELL of an experience to catch on the big screen. And the cool thing about it was, afterward I bought a ticket to see House By The Cemetery in the theatre next to it! The VHS was HORRIBLE, but the Shriek Show DVD is really nice and clear and while the red is a bit too red, you can control that with the color settings on the remote.

                That titty biting scene made us all wince, I think. Anyway w\regard to the midget, his name is (or was) Peter Bark,and I speak in the tentative because I don't know if he's still alive or not. But love it or hate it, it's definitely the one movie that defines the term 'unusual' on more than one level.
                "You wish to find Jerusalem, my son?
                You go to the place where the men speak Italian, and take the boat until you come to the place where the men speak something different."

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                • #9
                  Burial Ground is an awesome zombie classic and deserves no less than 2/10!

                  ...but I'd give it no less than a 7/10 myself.

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                  • #10
                    1/10? That's fucking harsh, it's all in good cheeseyness.. Anyone that goes in looking for anything more then cheese, gore,boobies/boobie chowing,a creepy incestuous child played by a 30yr old and some zombie goodness is bound to be dissapointed. But I myself would have to rate it a solid 3/5..
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Count Dragula
                      1/10? That's fucking harsh, it's all in good cheeseyness.. Anyone that goes in looking for anything more then cheese, gore,boobies/boobie chowing,a creepy incestuous child played by a 30yr old and some zombie goodness is bound to be dissapointed. But I myself would have to rate it a solid 3/5..
                      Not only that but it has one of the smartest heroes who ever spoke in a dubbed voice, and his revelation still reverberates to this date as one of the best lines in any horror film:

                      "Whatever it is, it's not human...It's a walking corpse!" I tell you, dubbed horror film stars are getting smarter every day
                      "You wish to find Jerusalem, my son?
                      You go to the place where the men speak Italian, and take the boat until you come to the place where the men speak something different."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Count Dragula
                        1/10? That's fucking harsh, it's all in good cheeseyness.. Anyone that goes in looking for anything more then cheese, gore,boobies/boobie chowing,a creepy incestuous child played by a 30yr old and some zombie goodness is bound to be dissapointed. But I myself would have to rate it a solid 3/5..
                        I agree if your looking for good cheese thsi is defanatly the movie, it has it all including a milf. The part that always gets me in stitches is when the freaky 30 year old boy catches his mum in bed with the dude who looks like he belongs in porno. And even though she is already covered up she gets out of the bed runs across the room naked to get a top to cover herself lol. Anything for some hot milf shots!

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                        • #13
                          Yeah man, that MILF is the great Mariangela Giordano of Killer Barby's fame. She did a full frontal nude shot in that movie as well. And yeah man, either for MILF'S or the cheesiest zombie films around, click your heels together and say, "there's no place like Rome".
                          "You wish to find Jerusalem, my son?
                          You go to the place where the men speak Italian, and take the boat until you come to the place where the men speak something different."

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                          • #14
                            Good to see some love for a movie that I love for all the wrong reasons.

                            I actually own a vintage release poster that was distrubuted by Vestron Video to some Mom and Pop's video shops back in the 80's for the release of this sucker to VHS.

                            Now granted, this movie is not for everyone as it tackles some taboo matters, and is not of the greatest quality...Of...Well...Anything. But I'll be damned if this doesn't at least entertain, and by entertain...I mean humour whoever dares to watch it.

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                            • #15
                              I fucking hated this movie. Cheese? Humor? Hell-fucking-naw, son! It was just a terrible movie with nothing redeeming about it. I cannot find the words to describe my hatred of this film because those words do not exist.

                              Depeche, you're an evil midget.

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