I just spent 5 minutes this morning trying to figure out why the off topic thread was locked before I realized it was November. Thank you kahlua, pina colada, vodka, and beer. You always make me feel so smart.
Show the highlight reel, I wanna see the part where my tit gives everyone a 5 second peep show.
I have a contusion on my foot from when my gay friends heel backed up on me. Why can't drunk people get themselves hurt for a change instead of me?
Stupid fucking Mexican grocery store gave me 3 fucking pounds of chicken breasts after I asked for only three pieces. Just paid 7.00 bucks for their mistake b/c they didn't think it was necessary to learn english when they moved to this country.
I'm just in a bad mood b/c I'm still hung over. I feel like my stomach will never be happy till I puke...
If I don't get enough people to show up tonight to feed three pounds of chicken to heads will roll.