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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Neo-Giallo Movies to Stream This Week

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The Neon Demon | via Amazon Studios
'The Neon Demon'

The Last Matinee, the next Bloody Disgusting x Dark Star Pictures collaboration, arrives on VOD this Tuesday, August 24. It’s a gory neo-Giallo that sees a killer pick off unsuspecting patrons and employees at a movie theater one rainy day. Giallo seems to be making a resurgence in horror, at least in terms of its influence. James Wan recently cited Mario Bava and Dario Argento as influences on upcoming Malignant, and recent years have brought no shortage of Giallo-inspired contemporary horror.

This week belongs to neo-Giallo films that bring stylistic violence and bloodletting. Some poke fun at the tropes while others fully commit to visual style. Expect plenty of eyeball trauma, too.

Here’s where you can stream them all this week.


Cold Hell – AMC+, Shudder

Cold Hell

Cold Hell blends Giallo with action, directed by Stefan Ruzowitzky, who helmed the underseen but fantastic horror film Anatomy. A serial killer is on the loose in Austria, targeting prostitutes and murdering them in a slow, gruesome fashion. When taxi driver Özge (Violetta Schurawlow) inadvertently witnesses one of the murders from her apartment window, she becomes the killer’s next target, and the police are of no help. Özge’s take no prisoners attitude and intense action sequences evoke retro action-brawler fare, making this one wholly new and exciting. Rich visuals with an emphasis on vivid colors and dark shadows work in conjunction with the sleazy murder mystery that makes Cold Hell a modern Giallo.


The Neon Demon – Prime Video

THE NEON DEMON | via Amazon Studios

Nicolas Winding Refn’s neon-drenched fairytale nightmare draws heavily from Giallo horror. Sixteen-year-old Jesse (Elle Fanning) moves to Los Angeles in pursuit of modeling following the death of her parents. Her youthful beauty draws the attention, fascination, obsession, and murderous jealousy from everyone around her. Refn takes a more abstract, vivid approach heavy on imagery, both beautiful and macabre. It’s a high-concept allegory, so don’t expect a complex, narratively driven horror movie. The Neon Demon tends to mesmerize between the vibrant aesthetic and the boundary-pushing subject matter- including necrophilia and cannibalism.


The Editor – AMC+, Shudder, Tubi

Adam Brooks (Psycho Goreman) stars as Rey Cisco, a once-popular film editor that now works in exploitation after an accident left him without four fingers. When actors from his latest project turn up missing, Rey becomes the prime suspect. It’s up to Rey to investigate and clear his name, leading to some sinister discoveries. Less of a neo-Giallo and more of a loving parody of yesteryear’s Giallo, The Editor offers a lot to like even for those who do not like Giallo horror. Astron-6 playfully spoofs the subgenre’s tropes, from bad dubbing to nonsensical plot threads. It’s a sendup that embraces camp and doesn’t take itself seriously at all.


The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears – AMC+, Shudder 

Watching a movie by Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani feels more like drowning in a fevered dream. Its kaleidoscopic and hallucinogenic imagery crash into you like endless waves. The plot is practically irrelevant. In this case, a man returns home only to find his wife missing. He combs through the building room by room, plunging further and further into gory madness with every new encounter. It’s as violent as it is sexual, and you’ll come away not wholly sure of what you just watched.


Knife + Heart – AMC+, Kanopy, Shudder

Set in the Paris summer of 1979, Vanessa Paradis stars as Anne, a producer of low-budget gay porn. When her lover, who also happens to be her film editor, leaves her, she strikes out to make her most ambitious film yet in an attempt to win her back. The only problem is that a masked killer is picking off her cast and crew one by one in the most brutal fashion. Yann Gonzalez’s film is a gorgeous Giallo through and through, complete with all the familiar trademarks and tropes. The masked killer is unsettling, and those kills are downright vicious. If you love Giallo movies, this modern gem is not to be missed.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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