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  • Banned for killing my stock by telling everyone I stole Hansel & Gretel's breadcrumbs.






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    • Banned for eating part of the witch's carport (broomport)?

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      • Banned fro thinking I could possibly resist a house/broomport made out of candy.






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        • Banned for hogging all the royal frosting gutters

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          • Banned for assuming I would share.






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            • Banned for taking advantage of my naive nature!

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              • Banned for being not just one with nature, but two with nature as well...
                I met her, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and not even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this cow, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized that what was living behind that cow's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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                • Banned for being too preoccupied with number one and number two.

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                  • Banned for trying to invent a toilet for number 3 and 4...
                    I met her, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and not even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this cow, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized that what was living behind that cow's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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                    • Banned for already holding the patent for said toilet.






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                      • Banned for making cheap Chinese knock offs to sell at fairs!

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                        • Banned for buying them all up
                          I met her, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and not even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this cow, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized that what was living behind that cow's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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                          • Banned for biting the mailman.






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                            • Banned for telling me he tasted like butterscotch
                              I met her, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and not even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this cow, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized that what was living behind that cow's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

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                              • Banned for needing a hearing aid. I said, "He favours buttons on his socks." not, "He's flavoured like butterscotch."






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