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  • #16
    Granted, but it was on a computer that is placed in your living room


    My DVDs

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    • #17
      dammit i keep forgetting about the wish!! grr..

      i wish i had a big house


      My DVDs

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      • #18
        granted, but it burnt down while you were having a romantic evening with your significant other {candles...seductive but dangerous}

        I wish I could eat taco bell right now
        *SuCcUbUs*

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        • #19
          granted: you do.......but it gets stuck in your throat and you cough so violently that blood starts coming up...............(sick)




          i wish i could fly....
          'movies dont create pychco's,movies make the pyshco's more creative'
          'i love.....lamp'
          'where'd you get your clothes...at the..toilet...store?'
          ' your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop'
          'you look like a spastic trying to fuck a doorknob'

          last films watched:
          labyrinth 10/10
          hot fuzz 8/10

          last game played:
          pokemon diamond 9/10
          lord of the rings the third age 8/10

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          • #20
            granted: but you become blind so you fly into shit all the time


            I wish me and Mr T were best friends
            If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.-
            Mao Zedong

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            • #21
              granted: you are but you get so close.....he wants to fuck you in the ass all the time






              i wish i smelled of roses ......
              'movies dont create pychco's,movies make the pyshco's more creative'
              'i love.....lamp'
              'where'd you get your clothes...at the..toilet...store?'
              ' your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop'
              'you look like a spastic trying to fuck a doorknob'

              last films watched:
              labyrinth 10/10
              hot fuzz 8/10

              last game played:
              pokemon diamond 9/10
              lord of the rings the third age 8/10

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              • #22
                granted: but your breath smells like shit


                I wish I had a million dollars, and I lived forever
                If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.-
                Mao Zedong

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by BarkerRulez
                  granted: but your breath smells like shit


                  I wish I had a million dollars, and I lived forever
                  granted: but you get locked in the bank vault never to escape

                  I wish _________ was my girlfriend.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by travis83
                    granted: but you get locked in the bank vault never to escape

                    I wish _________ was my girlfriend.

                    Granted but _______ turns out to have a penis


                    I wish I could make a movie that grosses more than titanic
                    If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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                    • #25
                      granted... but with the money you made you bought a boat and then had a terrible boating accident.

                      I wish I could stop farting.

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                      • #26
                        granted but the gas in your intestines build up and you explode
                        I wish life wasnt so complicated

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Dax
                          'I wish I had a million dollars'

                          Granted, but you lose 999,999 after being caught peddling stolen goods.

                          'I wish I had the Munster's Dragula'

                          Granted, but you find out that it's only a prop.

                          I wish I had lesbians making out in my living room
                          -grant one wish
                          -make one wish
                          -no more than one
                          -cant grant wishes that were already granted.

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                          • #28
                            Granted, but you lose your sight and hearing.
                            I wish I was rich

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                            • #29
                              Fuck, new wish.

                              I wish I never had to work another day of my life.

                              (That is what happens when you drink and fuck around on the computer. You ask for wishes already granted.

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                              • #30
                                Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life in a padded cell.

                                I wish I had superhuman powers




                                http://www.freewebs.com/drowlover/

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