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  • Granted but a rabid fox bit one of them which infected the entire bunch.

    I wish Battle Royale was a reality.

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    • Granted, but it drives the cost of cable through the roof so you can't afford to see it.

      I wish I had a newer car.

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      • Granted but it has such a bad dead fish smell no one can get close to it to find out what the problem is with it.

        I wish Honey Boo Boo really had a pig heart

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        • Granted but bear in mind a pig had to die to give that fleshwaste a ticker so on your head be it.

          I wish I was 16 feet tall.

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          • Granted but the extreme use of growth horomones you injested to acheive such results shrank your penis so much you now have an 8 foot deep vagina.

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            • Originally posted by Morningriser View Post
              Granted but the extreme use of growth horomones you injested to acheive such results shrank your penis so much you now have an 8 foot deep vagina.
              I wish I could edit my post to add the wish I forgot to wish for.

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              • Granted, but we're just going to ignore it.


                I wish I had a steak.






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                • Granted but it'll be a pointy wooden one buried in your chest.

                  I wish I was American!

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                  • Granted but but the sand in your vagina still indicates your eurotrashiness.

                    I wish my last name were Aronofsky.

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                    • Granted, but your first name is Sallypeachpuss and no one ever takes you seriously.

                      I wish I had a pet zombie.






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                      • Granted but it ate your dog, well not all of it.

                        I wish death to Oswald the Octopus

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                        • Granted, but you spend the rest of your life hiding from the hordes of Oswald fans who want nothing but your head.

                          I wish I could take a nap.






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                          • Granted but Freddy is there waiting for you in your dreams

                            I wish I could fine my signed Opeth vinyl.

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                            • Granted but I've rubbed sandpaper all over it so good luck dropping the stylus.

                              I wish I was the King of Spain

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                              • Granted, but communism takes over 2 weeks later and slaughters the royalty.

                                I wish it was Thanksgiving today!!

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