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  • Granted, but all the food is spoiled.


    I wish I lived in Alaska.






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    • Granted but a freak accident with a glacier deep freezes the entire state

      I wish I owned a Bane mask

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      • Granted, but it's making it hard to eat your cereal in the morning.

        I wish my laundry was caught up!

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        • Granted, but everything has shrunk.

          I wish it would snow.






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          • Granted, but it's the slushie ick, not the pretty powdery stuff!

            I wish I knew what to get my sister in law this year!

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            • Granted, but now you have no idea what to buy for anyone else and everyone ends up with something completely inappropriate.

              I wish I could go home early.






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              • Granted, but you're expected back that much earlier.

                I wish things would start calming down.

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                • Granted but its only because everyone went on vacation and forgot you.

                  I wish none of the sequels to Saw were ever made.

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                  • Granted, but now all you have to watch is an infinite catalogue of Twilight sequels.

                    I wish my toes weren't cold.






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                    • Granted but the sudden change in temperature gave them blisters.

                      I wish I could go into Texas Chainsaw tonight knowing it wont suck.

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                      • Originally posted by Morningriser View Post
                        Granted but the sudden change in temperature gave them blisters.

                        I wish I could go into Texas Chainsaw tonight knowing it wont suck.
                        Granted, but Leatherface literally jumps off the screen and chainsaws your ass in two. Dog will hunt.

                        I wish Kelli Staxxx would blow me for an hour.

                        52 Hookers and Counting....

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                        • Granted, but Kelli runs on New York time which means that 60 "new York minutes" is a little less than a minute of total real time.

                          I wish a was a licensed bra fitter . .






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                          • Granted, but you have cold hands so no one ever enters your shop!

                            I wish I had the figure of a woman half my age.

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                            • Granted but the body was of an overweight burn victim.

                              I wish I was as cool as The Drake, just not as old and wrinkly.

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                              • Granted! POOF!



                                I wish I had a house full of rabbits.

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