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  • Granted, but they get tired of rabbit food and toss you into a stew pot.

    I wish I had another cup of tea.






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    • Granted but it's cold now!

      I wish my family could get rid of this cold.

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      • Granted, but now everyone has leprosy.


        I wish I could get a side of coleslaw with that.






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        • Granted though I have no idea what coleslaw has to do with leprosy.

          I wish my ear would grow back.

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          • Granted, but it grows back on your butt.


            I wish you wouldn't stick your butt in everyone's face when they try to talk to you.






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            • Granted, now I only put it there to fart.

              I wish you'd speak up!

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              • I do speak up..
                I speak up all the time.. While you're having breakfast, driving, working, trying to get to sleep at night, that new book you just bought and are trying to read. Forget it.. I'm speaking.
                When you're on the phone, watching t.v.
                Family functions.
                Meditating..... It'll never happen because I am speaking. to you........ All the time.

                I wish cheese tasted like chocolate and chocolate tasted like cheese.
                jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                • Granted, but Valentine's Day and Wisconsin will never be the same.

                  I wish carbs melted fat.

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                  • Carbs melt your fat alright. Along with your bones causing you to be a snake like blob that wiggles around in a massive heap of flesh. You have a head that gets sat on the top of your heap of a body while you're transported around in a shopping cart....

                    I wish pizza the hut from SpaceBalls was real. I would so eat his freakin face off.
                    jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                    • Granted, howver before you could get to him he ot locked inside his limo where he was forced to eat himself to death. Unfortianetly he died from his wounds and his remains were shot into the sun.

                      I wish I could write a likeable and original novel.

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                      • You write and finish what will be your greatest succes, your novel which is written on paper with a pencil, while takin a quick washroom break you come back to find your finished novel.. The one that would have changed people's lives, has been eaten by a sudden infestation of worms. A worm takeover that u would only read about in a best selling novel. Something u no longer have.

                        I wish the sky was green and purple polka dots.
                        jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                        • Granted but the worms eat your eyeballs so you can't see it, and of course, you won't believe any of us when we tell you.

                          I wish my TV wasn't broke.

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                          • T.v was outlawed And no one owns a t.v anymore. Caught with a t.v means a life sentencein prison.

                            I wish I could invent something magnificent .
                            jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                            • Granted, but no one believes it was your idea.

                              I wish I was Lily Munster.

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                              • Granted but once becoming her you find out she was once a he and still has a penis.

                                I wish Claire Dames would show up at my door and fuck me.

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