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  • Originally posted by Frey View Post
    I wish Claire Dames would show up at my door and fuck me.
    Claire's strap-on is both frighteningly large and jagged. You will bleed.



    I wish the stupid people of the world would die.

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    • Thine wish is granted but due to the overwhelming amount of rotting corpses around the globe, a poisonous toxen is released creating the 2nd black plague.

      I wish I had more time to dedicate to Netflix on my PS3

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      • Originally posted by Frey View Post
        I wish I had more time to dedicate to Netflix on my PS3
        Granted. You now have plenty of time since you've lost the use of your legs in a car accident.


        I wish beautiful women grew on trees.

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        • Granted! And they actually taste like apples--verrrrry rotten apples.

          I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.






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          • Granted but the operation to make them work was a failure and cause permanant blindness in your other 2 eyes.

            I wish I was the best horror author of all time.

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            • Granted, but the publishing houses are looking for more "twilightish" crap, and your work is not discovered until half a decade after you starve to death.

              I wish Leigh Whannell was my concubine.

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              • He is... But loathes you... Which makes you overeat.. And have a tv remote growing out of your left leg.

                I wish my boyfriend knew what I was thinking.
                jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                • Granted but now he wants to kill you.

                  I wish my movies would come in the mail

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                  • Granted, they are delivered today, by this guy.

                    [YOUTUBE]2Q6_9A90cUk[/YOUTUBE]

                    I wish you had used FedEx.

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                    • Granted, but he forgot to cut air holes in the box so the live bunnies he was sending you are not going to be happy.


                      I wish I had a genie in a bottle . . .






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                      • Granted but he's agoraphobic and won't come out.

                        I wish spring would spring.

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                        • Granted, but you sleep straight through it.


                          I wish we could have one last big snow before the end of winter.






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                          • Granted! Followed by one big flood when it all melts 5 minutes later.


                            I wish I had floaties.

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                            • You have floaters, in your glass of water, and they're brown, and the water came from the toilet. And you didn't know that because the sick bastard who gave it to you is such a nice guy and teaches Sunday school and also volunteers at the local animal shelter, plus he writes kids books.

                              I wish I was amnedextrious and knew how to spell.
                              jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                              • Granted, but you can only do math with your toes because your talented hands think it's beneath them.

                                I wish my ironing was done.

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