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  • Granted its a "bare naked suit" and you are forced to wear it every day you spend the rest of your life in prison for a crime you didn't commit with your 6 ft 5, 400 lb, cell mate "cuddles".
    jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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    • I wish my hair had real gold strands!
      jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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      • Granted, but now you have a rush of miners trying to steak claim to your head.


        I wish I was a movie star.






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        • Granted.."Gwally Does Beaver."

          I know it's an otter


          I wish I would eat healthy regularly.
          jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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          • Granted, you otter feel tons better now that your diet consists of eating vegans.


            I wish I owned a movie theatre.






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            • Granted, it plays nothing but low budget Christian Bible Stories.

              I wish I owned my own acreage.
              jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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              • Granted, you own several acres in the far north, but the scenery is pretty bland.


                I wish the neighbor's dog wouldn't bark every time I wanted to sit on the deck.






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                • Granted.. Your deck collapses on the neighbours
                  Dog.. They sue you.. You can't afford even a pixie stick..

                  I wish I had a million dollars
                  jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                  • Granted, but it's a million dollars in chocolate coins.


                    I wish I had a box of kleenex.






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                    • Granted, it's like the consistency of school tp.

                      I wish I ha a magic beans.
                      jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                      • Granted, but instead of planting them you eat them and a giant bean sprout grows within you, splitting you apart.


                        I wish I was a giant






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