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  • Corrupt a wish game

    You grant the wish above you, make your own wish and the person below grants it with a flaw and makes his wish and so on

    example:
    you:I wish I was a duck
    Other:granted but you were shot by a hunter
    I wish I had a mallet
    Someone else:granted but it breaks
    etc.
    Ill go first

    I wish I was a better pranker

  • #2
    granted: but you cant stop telling jokes and you keep making fat jokes at people which gets you beat up.....alot

    i wish i had a smart car
    'movies dont create pychco's,movies make the pyshco's more creative'
    'i love.....lamp'
    'where'd you get your clothes...at the..toilet...store?'
    ' your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop'
    'you look like a spastic trying to fuck a doorknob'

    last films watched:
    labyrinth 10/10
    hot fuzz 8/10

    last game played:
    pokemon diamond 9/10
    lord of the rings the third age 8/10

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    • #3
      Originally posted by horror_whore
      granted: but you cant stop telling jokes and you keep making fat jokes at people which gets you beat up.....alot

      i wish i had a smart car
      granted there sweetheart but you get into an accident and it becomes learning disabled..i wish i was happy
      Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.
      [then, starting over]

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      • #4
        granted..but someone died and everyone thought you were happy about it.

        i wish i had a lot of money to buy a lot of movies!!


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        • #5
          granted but when you run out of money the best movie ever made was um... recently made
          I wish it were peanut butter jelly time

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          • #6
            granted..but you ran out of PB&J

            I wish i had some sex today


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            • #7
              granted: but the only person that wants to have sex with you is your mum




              i wish i could dance...
              'movies dont create pychco's,movies make the pyshco's more creative'
              'i love.....lamp'
              'where'd you get your clothes...at the..toilet...store?'
              ' your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollypop'
              'you look like a spastic trying to fuck a doorknob'

              last films watched:
              labyrinth 10/10
              hot fuzz 8/10

              last game played:
              pokemon diamond 9/10
              lord of the rings the third age 8/10

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              • #8
                granted..but you only were granted the macarena dance.


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                • #9
                  i wish i was a race car driver.


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                  • #10
                    Granted, but you crash and die first lap in.

                    I wish I had an all day horror channel

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                    • #11
                      granted, but there was an all day showing of "Jason X"


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dax
                        Granted, but you crash and die first lap in.

                        I wish I had an all day horror channel
                        granted but all it plays is house of the dead....i wish every girl i hooked up with wasnt fuckin nuts
                        Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.
                        [then, starting over]

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                        • #13
                          Granted, but the only thing this horror channel shows is Uwe Bowl movies...

                          I wish I had a million dollars.
                          HorrorDemons.com
                          Horror Has A New Address...

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                          • #14
                            granted, they all have herpies.

                            i wish i had the Munster's Dragula.


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                            • #15
                              'I wish I had a million dollars'

                              Granted, but you lose 999,999 after being caught peddling stolen goods.

                              'I wish I had the Munster's Dragula'

                              Granted, but you find out that it's only a prop.

                              I wish I had lesbians making out in my living room

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