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  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)-9/10
    Inhuman Resources aka Redd Inc. (2012)-7/10
    Last edited by The Geek; 05-09-2013, 09:16 PM.
    Bow to the Schlock King

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    Why would you want to argue with Geek? He puts up an argument like a midget puts up Christmas tree lights.

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    • Originally posted by The Geek View Post
      Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)-9/10
      Very entertaining flick.

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      • Originally posted by Deadly Fiend View Post
        Very entertaining flick.
        I don't get the hate for it. Great make-up FX (loved Edward the troll!), a fast pace, fun cast and some cool gore.

        One of my favorites from this year.
        Bow to the Schlock King

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        Why would you want to argue with Geek? He puts up an argument like a midget puts up Christmas tree lights.

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        • Originally posted by The Geek View Post
          I don't get the hate for it. Great make-up FX (loved Edward the troll!), a fast pace, fun cast and some cool gore.

          One of my favorites from this year.
          I don't understand the hate either, the flick is a fucking blast that held my attention all the way through. Agreed on it being one of the best of the year so far.

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          • Originally posted by Deadly Fiend View Post
            Side Effects (2013) - 8/10


            Originally posted by DeathbyIggy View Post
            A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - 10/10


            Last few days:

            Pulse - 9/10
            High Lane - 7.5/10
            Slither - 9/10


            Put "2 Fast 2 Furious" in B&W and Se7en thinks he's watching a Bergman film.
            I find the Metal Gear Solid series to be mediocre at best.

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            • Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
              I knew you wouldn't keep your mouth shut.

              Well, I guess it's time to hit the report button now.
              right back at ya. report you for harrassing hmf and me as well.

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              • sometimes they come back (8/10)

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                • Maximum Overdrive (1986)

                  I've read that Stephen King is ashamed of his directorial effort with this film, but it would seem he is too harsh a critic of his own work. This is 80s camp at it's raunchy, bloody best. It starts off like an automated zombie apocalypse-type story, but then quickly shifts gears into full throttle hell-on-wheels mayhem. The great AC/DC soundtrack ramps up the action in certain scenes, especially awesome licks such as "Hells Bells" and "Shake your Foundations". I'm not sure what it says for Emilio Estevez' career that this is probably the best film he was ever in...but there you go. And who knew that Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa Simpson) was such a good screamer...As a Constant Reader of King's fiction, and a Constant Viewer of the films derived from his lurid imagination, I'm proud to claim this movie as a not-so-guilty pleasure. 7/10

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                  • Women Of Cellblock 9
                    Another sexploitation film from the late Jess Franco, mixing prison, sleaze and torture film into one sadistic piece of trash. Many 70's bushes and natural titties are visible with french pornstar Karen Gambier being the highlight with her big rack.
                    The plot and acting is shallow as always, Franco clearly wanted to display nudity instead of telling a decent story - again, as always. I love this man!

                    3/5

                    Originally posted by RomeroCarpenter Fan View Post
                    right back at ya. report you for harrassing hmf and me as well.
                    Yeah, sure.
                    "I want this place to go nuts, north, south, east, west, left, right! Activate this dance floor!!"
                    Scott Vogel from Terror

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                    • Moonrise Kingdom 7/10

                      There is something about Wes Andersen that grabs my attention. Watching his movies remind me of being in 8th grade and spending nearly every waking moment with my nose in a book. Not my usual type of movie, but its oddly comforting.

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                      • The Bad News Bears(1976)

                        A uplifting Sports film that is serious and funny without out doing one another, perfect mixture. 8/10
                        Cinema Junkyard

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                        • Trucks (1997)

                          Its been a while since l've read the Stephen King story of the same name, but l seem to remember this being more faithful to the source material than Maximum Overdrive, which was based on the same story. That being said, the stench of abject shit is much more pungent here. This was from USA Pictures, but it feels very much like a Sy-Fy unoriginal, sans all the crappy CGI. Theres more of an alien element to this one, since the location is set near Area 51, but at the same time the local news broadcasts declare that a toxic spill is responsible for all of the high-octane chaos, so l'm not sure what to glean from this clusterfuck of a script. By the end of this, l didn't care which characters survived, and l kinda wanted all of them to go outside and play in the road until they died. 3/10

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                          • Originally posted by RomeroCarpenter Fan View Post

                            you go get some fresh air. you are on here day and night from what I have seen. are you some 50-60 year old pervert who stalks some of the posters on this site?

                            I'm 21. And I'm on here a lot due to living in the middle of ass-fuck.

                            You just like to jump to conclusions. You need help.

                            Originally posted by BeRightBack View Post
                            Bad Taste - When everyone in the town of Kaihoro goes missing, it's up to AIDS to save the world from Aliens. Forget about running, because Derek's don't run... they find a mac 10, or chainsaw, and get to exterminating. The plot, and action/effects that accompanies it, is all around fun, even if a bit silly, but Jackson frames it all, well, with the hillsides of New Zealand being a perfect location to let everything breathe.

                            Splatter action schlock comedy sci-fi? I was a lil in shock, when the credits rolled, and Peter Jackson's name kept popping up. The guy did pretty much everything, except the music. Even the effects. A truly ambitious first directing effort, proving that Jackson was ready to be a super director, from the start. I liken Jackson, to Raimi, and Verbinski. 8/10
                            Originally posted by DeathbyIggy View Post
                            A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - 10/10



                            Iron-Man 3

                            Just as shit as the first time.
                            "Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. If, he can help it." -- Mark Twain





                            "I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature." -- Adolf Hitler


                            You are a sadistic, volatile and all over out of control internet cruise missile, that's what you are, Oxley.
                            Do you have American animals in your Zoo's? Like Bears, Elephants and Giraffes?
                            My little idiot..

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                            • Originally posted by oxley View Post


                              Iron-Man 3

                              Just as shit as the first time.
                              Why'd you watch it a second time ?

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                              • Originally posted by Rusted View Post
                                Why'd you watch it a second time ?
                                Lol.

                                Long story. Its in the OTT.
                                "Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. If, he can help it." -- Mark Twain





                                "I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature." -- Adolf Hitler


                                You are a sadistic, volatile and all over out of control internet cruise missile, that's what you are, Oxley.
                                Do you have American animals in your Zoo's? Like Bears, Elephants and Giraffes?
                                My little idiot..

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