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  • #16
    Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
    Yepp. She serves only one purpose in a film - generating rock hard dicks during a screening. Not a bad job at all imo.
    True. She looks good, but I think some of the other chicks in the film are far better looking, like Amber Heard.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Yggdrasil View Post
      True. She looks good, but I think some of the other chicks in the film are far better looking, like Amber Heard.
      She's not bad looking but comes across as a bitch in real life. Also the whole "no nudity" thing is annoying as fuck.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by The Geek View Post
        She's not bad looking but comes across as a bitch in real life. Also the whole "no nudity" thing is annoying as fuck.
        You talkin' about Heard or Alba?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Yggdrasil View Post
          You talkin' about Heard or Alba?
          My bad. I was talking about Alba.

          On the commentary track for Idle Hands Seth Green hints at a couple times that Alba was a bitch.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by The Geek View Post
            My bad. I was talking about Alba.

            On the commentary track for Idle Hands Seth Green hints at a couple times that Alba was a bitch.
            I see.

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            • #21
              The first one was decent enough and I liked it. This looks pretty decent from what I've seen so far, and any movie with Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson has to be bat shit crazy.

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              • #22
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                • #23
                  "And introducing Carlos Estevez"

                  Yep sold.

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                  • #24
                    Love the action in the first Machete, HATE the story and thought the casting was so-so. This one is a must watch for me because I LOVE Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen but I see that transvestite Lady Gaga is in this so that's a negative
                    Last edited by Mr. Bill; 05-30-2013, 09:27 PM.

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                    • #25
                      I liked the first one even though it ran out of steam in the third act.

                      I'll probably wait for DVD.

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                      • #26
                        Watched the first, might as well watch the second.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Rusted View Post
                          I liked the first one even though it ran out of steam in the third act.

                          I'll probably wait for DVD.
                          Exactly how I feel. These films need to be a tight 80-85 minutes. Anything longer starts to wear out its' welcome. I dug the first and hope this one takes another step in the right direction.

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                          • #28
                            FUCK YEAH MACHETE KILLS! Bring it on!

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                            • #29
                              Can't wait for this
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Porn N Gore View Post
                                Watched the first, might as well watch the second.
                                I look at it that way as well. Looking forward to the film, but not going in with high expectations. Just hoping it's better than the first or at the very least on par.

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