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    Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments". Ilsa's goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines.

    Finding a new employer, and looking not a day older since the end of World War II, Ilsa works for an Arab sheik who enjoys importing females to use as sex slaves. An American millionaire's daughter, a movie star, and an attractive equestrian are among his latest victims.

    Ilsa, now a vicious warden, runs a mental-hospital for young women. A girl deliberately "checks" in to the hospital to find out what has happened to her sister who stayed there. Meanwhile Ilsa and one of the guards are forcing the inmates to have sex with male prisoners, filming them and selling it as pornoflicks
    Right, I'm certain I'm not the only fan of these movies that exists on this site so lets hear it.
    Whats your favorite? What do you think is the worst?
    Personally I rank She Wolf of the SS and Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks pretty much equally. I picked up The Wiked Warden over the weekend and gave it a viewing last night and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. Jess Franco sure fucked that one up. I would have loved to have seen another worthy addition to the series but alas

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    I really do LOVE the Ilsa flicks. I;m gonna have to go with the She wolf as my favorite, altho I loved them all. Glad to see at leat one other person isn't ashamed to admit they like these. I really loved the guys 'freak of nature' speech in the first one.



    what about this one? last of the series but still pretty good.

    ...and LOVE that boxart


    "And out of the chaos a voice spoke,'Smile and be happy, for it can always get worse'. And I smiled and I was happy, and things did get worse."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by twiztidserealkilla17 View Post
      I really do LOVE the Ilsa flicks. I;m gonna have to go with the She wolf as my favorite, altho I loved them all. Glad to see at leat one other person isn't ashamed to admit they like these. I really loved the guys 'freak of nature' speech in the first one.



      what about this one? last of the series but still pretty good.

      ...and LOVE that boxart
      Holy shit I missed one Fucking noob that I am
      There's nothing to ashamed of mate, the first two in the series are sleaze at their finest, just good no holds barred fun and judging by this site or any other site, I'd sooner admit to liking these flicks than Saw etc
      Ilsa is super sexy but genuinely scary at the same time and I don't think any other actress could have pulled off the role like Dyanne Thorne.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by KINGHORROR View Post
        I'd sooner admit to liking these flicks than Saw etc
        for sure

        Ilsa is super sexy but genuinely scary at the same time and I don't think any other actress could have pulled off the role like Dyanne Thorne.



        "And out of the chaos a voice spoke,'Smile and be happy, for it can always get worse'. And I smiled and I was happy, and things did get worse."

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        • #5
          wow dont i feel like a noob, ive never heard of any of these movies but they certainly look and sound interesting. ill have to check them out. thxs for the intro
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          • #6
            Originally posted by LivingDeadGurl37 View Post
            wow dont i feel like a noob, ive never heard of any of these movies but they certainly look and sound interesting. ill have to check them out. thxs for the intro
            You're welcome you should most definitely watch She Wolf of the SS at least. Just hope you're not offended by electro sock dildo torture. Heres the trailer.
            [YOUTUBE]ChpnZG3tIpE[/YOUTUBE]

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            • #7
              I have to admit, I have only seen the first Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS.

              However, I was lucky enough to view it at the drive-in, which was an awesome experience in and of itself. I feel that may be the best way to watch a sleazy film such as Ilsa.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by kyle.voorhees View Post
                  I have to admit, I have only seen the first Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS.

                  However, I was lucky enough to view it at the drive-in, which was an awesome experience in and of itself. I feel that may be the best way to watch a sleazy film such as Ilsa.
                  I would love to see any of them at the drive in to be honest. If you're thinking about watching the other movies in the series then I suggest you avoid The Wicked Warden. It's not even an official Ilsa movie. The only thing going for it is the location.

                  Originally posted by nazicupcake View Post
                  maybe i no her
                  Yeah....

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kyle.voorhees View Post
                    I have to admit, I have only seen the first Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS..
                    The first one IS the best. If for nothing else, her two smoking hot nazi torture assistant's.

                    However, I was lucky enough to view it at the drive-in, which was an awesome experience in and of itself. I feel that may be the best way to watch a sleazy film such as Ilsa
                    *jealousy factor increasing*

                    ....But I did get to see I drink your Blood in the drive in. Not nearly as good as Ilsa, but, still.....

                    Harem Keeper, As Kinghorror said, is the next best one you want to follow up on. its pretty good as a film, but since the producers were shooting for an R rating, its a lot more tasteful then SheWolf..

                    Wicked warden really wasen't THAT bad, it was oginally marketed as a stand alone flick( my copy bears the title 'Absolute Power') but was re-released and re-marketed as an ilsa flick to make more money.Not all that surprising after you see it was directed by a guy named JESUS... Does anyone happen to know if the alt titles have anything different? I've only seen the AP version. I thought it was strange since it came with my Ilsa BOXset....


                    *edit*
                    If you're thinking about watching the other movies in the series then I suggest you avoid The Wicked Warden. It's not even an official Ilsa movie. The only thing going for it is the location.
                    Beat me to it


                    as for Tigeress... well.. I really dug the chainsaw scene, and this installment had the most amount of nudity... I think miss thorne was only fully dressed in ONE scene. Gotta love women who stroll around totally naked in a frozen wasteland

                    Great thread King!
                    Last edited by twiztidserealkilla17; 07-21-2009, 11:29 AM.


                    "And out of the chaos a voice spoke,'Smile and be happy, for it can always get worse'. And I smiled and I was happy, and things did get worse."

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                    • #11
                      never heard of it but look forward to watching them
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                      • #12
                        1st 2 Ilsa flicks are gold.

                        Wicked Warden is just a shitty knockoff, originally called GRETA THE WICKED WARDEN that stars Thorne and was retitled to trick people into thinking it's part of the series proper.

                        GRETA/WICKED WARDEN's a worthless, boring piece of shit.

                        But if you know it's from Jess Franco, then it makes the above sentence redundant, if not obvious.

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                        • #13
                          This is true but I still think She Killed in Ecstasy is a good movie, easily Jess Franco's best, not saying much I know.

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                          • #14
                            Only seen She Wolf of the SS which I did enjoy. The dinner scen with the girl on ice was all kinds of class.

                            Definitely want to check the others out in the future.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KINGHORROR View Post
                              This is true but I still think She Killed in Ecstasy is a good movie, easily Jess Franco's best, not saying much I know.

                              Barbwire Girls was ok. It was more of an Ilsa flick then the Ilsa flick he made.


                              "And out of the chaos a voice spoke,'Smile and be happy, for it can always get worse'. And I smiled and I was happy, and things did get worse."

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