Has anyone here ever said anything funny? Just asking coz this seems to be the womens thread where women moan and complain and generally nag at the ozone layer and never say anything interesting and just whinge about everything. Perhaps the title should be called 'Post here if you're a boring woman with fuck all to add' thread'.
It'd be apt.
A bloke walks into this thread, rapidly becomes bored and fucks off. The end. Quick question to the off topic peeps - why don't you ever say anything on the horror film threads? This place is the laughing stock of a forum that is a laughing stock. Would it kill you to comment on a relative thread every now and then?
Thank fuck this tedious milk and water draft is over for me. I'm looking forward to sinking without a trace in the first round. What a laboriously dull thing it is to be in one of these events. I've had more fun reading 'Cheshire Life' magazine in the waiting room of my dentist's while waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in, all the while knowing I'm about to have power tools shoved into my mouth.
This fuckin Englishman says what I basically do, just in that charming Eastern fashion. I dropped out of my first draft. It was like a butthurt massacre. The shit I got!!
There is no such thing as DEATH; it's just a trrransformation.
No hay fin para ti. No hay fin para mi.
My old place in toronto had a bidet...I liked using it, cleaned the shit outta there + it felt good. Ever masturbate with a stream of water on your asshole? Feels great, try it sometime.
Lets hope he doesn't return with his whole family...
"This is Papa Xenomorph. I've heard you've been picking on my son, TheDarkPoet41. We, Xenomorphs, don't appreciate the bullying that goes on around here. Now, our son is crying. Apologize to our son or I, Papa Xenomorph, will eat you up!"