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  • #16
    Originally posted by SirStoneyOfBow View Post
    Happy Birthday Grandma.
    Man, she's gonna beat your ass for that. With her walker.


    Happy birthday.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by brain dead View Post
      Man, she's gonna beat your ass for that. With her walker.
      She probably couldnt even read it with those cataracts. You forgot to mention removing her dentures before hand and complaining about her digestion.

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      • #18

        Lemmy wants you to have a happy birthday

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        • #19

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          • #20
            Die quicker.
            If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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            • #21
              happy birthday, varla. i wish we could put back a bottle of jack together, and pee in a highly public place.

              "this body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
              embrace this moment. remember. we are eternal.
              all this pain is an illusion."


              +4 trader

              I heard a queef once. Sure as hell wasn't expecting it.
              I really need a BJ...or a chicken sandwich.
              Someone might send me a crumpet loaded with C4.

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              • #22
                Party on, lady. Party on.

                Happy birthday and I hope you celebrate properly.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by melch View Post
                  Happy Birthday to the grouchiest lady in B-D!!!
                  Who me?

                  Originally posted by zombaddict View Post
                  Happy birthday V. Hope you have a good one!
                  [YOUTUBE]6eZcSiyCZ0E[/YOUTUBE]

                  Thanks, man! I've always loved that video.

                  Originally posted by H.P. Pufncraft View Post
                  Happy B Day!



                  Thank you, Puffman!

                  and fuck you for that picture.


                  Originally posted by mmyersisgod View Post
                  Happy birthday! You a grandma yet, V?
                  Well I don't have any grey hair yet, and my son hasn't knocked anyone up yet........ Or has he?

                  Originally posted by trachea View Post
                  happy Birthday

                  Thank you.

                  Originally posted by Devonia View Post
                  Happy Birfday, lady.

                  Thank you too, miss.

                  Originally posted by horror_movie_girl View Post
                  Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!
                  Why thank you, m'am. You have a b-day coming up soon as well, eh?

                  Originally posted by Far Beyond Driven View Post
                  VARLA

                  Wow. That's some big fucking sparkly shit that goes there. Thanks!

                  Originally posted by bastardo! View Post
                  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

                  *does the naked birthday dance*
                  Oh my. Put your clothes back on sir.



                  Originally posted by Urdeadlyfriend View Post
                  Happy Birthday VARLA!
                  Thanks, mister.

                  Originally posted by ruemorgue View Post
                  I hope you have a great birthday Varla!

                  Hey Rue! I have so far! All my friends have been totally nice to me and giving me stuff.

                  Originally posted by SirStoneyOfBow View Post
                  Happy Birthday Grandma.

                  Whatchoooooo say to me sonny boy?

                  Thanks.

                  Originally posted by The Spook View Post
                  Happy Birthday VARLA!!
                  Thank you thank you thank you.

                  Originally posted by brain dead View Post
                  Man, she's gonna beat your ass for that. With her walker.


                  Happy birthday.

                  Nah, I'll just run him over multiple times with my rascal scooter. I've got turbo on that thing.


                  Thanks, man.

                  Originally posted by SirStoneyOfBow View Post
                  She probably couldnt even read it with those cataracts. You forgot to mention removing her dentures before hand and complaining about her digestion.
                  I'm gonna drink tons of plum juice and shit in your toilet for that.

                  Originally posted by Necronomicon View Post

                  Lemmy wants you to have a happy birthday

                  Awesome. So far I am. Really liking your draft list so far.


                  Originally posted by superfry View Post
                  Thanks, Pops! You're the best.

                  Originally posted by Brainfreeeeeze View Post
                  Die quicker.
                  I got a better idea. How bout I just kill you instead that way you don't know I'm alive anymore.

                  Originally posted by lynnja View Post
                  happy birthday, varla. i wish we could put back a bottle of jack together, and pee in a highly public place.
                  Now, lynnja? That sounds like a damn good time.

                  Originally posted by gabriel View Post
                  Party on, lady. Party on.

                  Happy birthday and I hope you celebrate properly.
                  I will! And of course I'm celebrating properly, silly. I'm waiting on some friends to pick me up right now.

                  Originally posted by stewietantrum
                  Happy Birthday, Tiff!

                  [YOUTUBE]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv-OYkGWOhE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sv-OYkGWOhE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]
                  Thanks, Stewie! Such a cool song, man.
                  Last edited by VARLA; 01-27-2010, 06:20 PM.
                  GOD DAMN NAM'S WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!


                  i'm pretty sure The Reverend Horton Heat is one of the best bands that has ever lived. Psychobilly is the shit, and Rev. puts on one of the best live shows in existence.


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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Willowfang View Post
                    There's a naked version?

                    [YOUTUBE]HgqD826HGuI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
                    I forgot yours! Sorry. Do you know how much I love that song? Thank you.
                    GOD DAMN NAM'S WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!


                    i'm pretty sure The Reverend Horton Heat is one of the best bands that has ever lived. Psychobilly is the shit, and Rev. puts on one of the best live shows in existence.


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                    • #25
                      VARLA > BD.

                      Happy birthday!

                      "Someone once told me time is a flat circle. Everything we've ever done or will do we're gonna do over and over and over again."


                      - Rustin Cohle

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by SYL View Post
                        VARLA > BD.

                        Happy birthday!
                        Awww.

                        Thanks, Rui.
                        GOD DAMN NAM'S WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!


                        i'm pretty sure The Reverend Horton Heat is one of the best bands that has ever lived. Psychobilly is the shit, and Rev. puts on one of the best live shows in existence.


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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by VARLA View Post
                          Awww.

                          Thanks, Rui.
                          Not a problem.

                          That reminds me, d'you get that stew I sent you? Ain't I make the best goddamn stew?!

                          "Someone once told me time is a flat circle. Everything we've ever done or will do we're gonna do over and over and over again."


                          - Rustin Cohle

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SYL View Post
                            Not a problem.

                            That reminds me, d'you get that stew I sent you? Ain't I make the best goddamn stew?!


                            I totally didn't. But let me tell you, your stew ain't as good as mine, Junior!
                            GOD DAMN NAM'S WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!


                            i'm pretty sure The Reverend Horton Heat is one of the best bands that has ever lived. Psychobilly is the shit, and Rev. puts on one of the best live shows in existence.


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                            • #29
                              Happy Birthday!

                              My DVD's/Blu's

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by travisbickle View Post
                                Happy Birthday!
                                Thank you.
                                GOD DAMN NAM'S WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER, BITCH!


                                i'm pretty sure The Reverend Horton Heat is one of the best bands that has ever lived. Psychobilly is the shit, and Rev. puts on one of the best live shows in existence.


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