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  • #16
    Originally posted by sarsoor View Post
    I've literally tried everything in the book except for anal.
    Alcohol + Vaseline =
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    Dr.Loomis:"Does anybody live here?"
    Sheriff Brackett:"No,not since 1963 when it happened-every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted."
    Dr.Loomis:"THEY MAY BE RIGHT."

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    • #17
      Pretty much have tried everything as well, even anal. Lost my virginity at 18, only have ever done it with 4 chicks since then, including my current girlfriend. Never done it anywhere too crazy, just the backseat of a car, bed, pretty standard shit.

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      • #18
        Craziest place - College Library, got caught, got banned from the library for life. Now I work at the school and frequent the library often, ah the memories.

        Tits - done it but she blew me while I did it so I that was cool.

        My favorite time was when I caught the yellow fever, my japanese girlfriend and me would have sex watching movies; Pulp Fiction, Spider-Man, Big Daddy. But one day I got a three some with her and her roommate while watching Battle Royale! That's one of my favorite memories.

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        • #19
          You're a bunch of freaks .

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          • #20
            Hmmm, lost it age 21 (took me a while), have only been with 2 girls. Done just about everything including anal (it was weird).

            I got a BJ outdoors once when i was 18 but I was super paranoid someone was gonna see so I didn't really enjoy it. Also, the chick blowing was new to the penis-in-mouth game so that didn't help matters.

            If we are sharing a gross story here is mine.

            The girl that I lost it to and I were sitting in the mall parking lot one Saturday afternoon. She was frisky and we didn't have a condom so I just fingered her instead. She was wearing a skirt so i just worked my hand up there and did my thing. She moans and it's going awesome until I pull my fingers out. They are drenched in blood. Seriously, if Sam Raimi would have walked by even he would have been like "Holy shit, that's a lot of blood!" She was spotting or on her period or something and she didn't tell me. She was on some medicine that fucked with her lady cycle so she never knew when the visit was going down. Anyway, I have to deal with my blood fingers and ask her if she has any napkins, wet naps, towels, anything in her car. She doesn't. She looks at me, and I swear she says this: "It might be kinda gross but you could lick it off." Fuck that. She was a crazy one to say the least. Basically, I stuck my hand in my pocket (without touching the actual fabric of my pocket. It was like a game of bloody finger Operation) and went into the mall bathroom and washed my hands. It was bizarre washing blood off my hands in a public place.

            So yeah, that's my gross story.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by GTA Gavin View Post
              If we are sharing a gross story here is mine.

              The girl that I lost it to and I were sitting in the mall parking lot one Saturday afternoon. She was frisky and we didn't have a condom so I just fingered her instead. She was wearing a skirt so i just worked my hand up there and did my thing. She moans and it's going awesome until I pull my fingers out. They are drenched in blood. Seriously, if Sam Raimi would have walked by even he would have been like "Holy shit, that's a lot of blood!" She was spotting or on her period or something and she didn't tell me. She was on some medicine that fucked with her lady cycle so she never knew when the visit was going down. Anyway, I have to deal with my blood fingers and ask her if she has any napkins, wet naps, towels, anything in her car. She doesn't. She looks at me, and I swear she says this: "It might be kinda gross but you could lick it off." Fuck that. She was a crazy one to say the least. Basically, I stuck my hand in my pocket (without touching the actual fabric of my pocket. It was like a game of bloody finger Operation) and went into the mall bathroom and washed my hands. It was bizarre washing blood off my hands in a public place.

              So yeah, that's my gross story.
              Oh dude... that's FUCKED.
              "Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody. If, he can help it." -- Mark Twain





              "I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature." -- Adolf Hitler


              You are a sadistic, volatile and all over out of control internet cruise missile, that's what you are, Oxley.



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              • #22
                Originally posted by oxley View Post
                Oh dude... that's FUCKED.
                You're welcome

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by GTA Gavin View Post
                  Hmmm, lost it age 21 (took me a while), have only been with 2 girls. Done just about everything including anal (it was weird).

                  I got a BJ outdoors once when i was 18 but I was super paranoid someone was gonna see so I didn't really enjoy it. Also, the chick blowing was new to the penis-in-mouth game so that didn't help matters.

                  If we are sharing a gross story here is mine.

                  The girl that I lost it to and I were sitting in the mall parking lot one Saturday afternoon. She was frisky and we didn't have a condom so I just fingered her instead. She was wearing a skirt so i just worked my hand up there and did my thing. She moans and it's going awesome until I pull my fingers out. They are drenched in blood. Seriously, if Sam Raimi would have walked by even he would have been like "Holy shit, that's a lot of blood!" She was spotting or on her period or something and she didn't tell me. She was on some medicine that fucked with her lady cycle so she never knew when the visit was going down. Anyway, I have to deal with my blood fingers and ask her if she has any napkins, wet naps, towels, anything in her car. She doesn't. She looks at me, and I swear she says this: "It might be kinda gross but you could lick it off." Fuck that. She was a crazy one to say the least. Basically, I stuck my hand in my pocket (without touching the actual fabric of my pocket. It was like a game of bloody finger Operation) and went into the mall bathroom and washed my hands. It was bizarre washing blood off my hands in a public place.

                  So yeah, that's my gross story.
                  I did that when I was a teenager. It's never pretty trying to hide blood on your fingers when your with a girl and you're obviously not the one bleeding. Luckily most of the time it was dark and I didnt have much of a problem putting my hands behind a bench till I could get to a sink.
                  If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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                  • #24
                    Got blown in a parking lot.A Tour Bus pulled up and watched."Yeah,go for it man!"...I did and now we're married.
                    sigpic
                    Dr.Loomis:"Does anybody live here?"
                    Sheriff Brackett:"No,not since 1963 when it happened-every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted."
                    Dr.Loomis:"THEY MAY BE RIGHT."

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                    • #25
                      This thread already exists...I just can't remember the title so I can't search it up.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by mmyersisgod View Post
                        This thread already exists...I just can't remember the title so I can't search it up.
                        What about you jakey? Any blood on your hands? ......................Or poo.
                        If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Brainfreeeeeze View Post
                          What about you jakey? Any blood on your hands? ......................Or poo.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Brainfreeeeeze View Post
                            What about you jakey? Any blood on your hands? ......................Or poo.
                            Blood in your stool ain't cool bro.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Brainfreeeeeze View Post
                              What about you jakey? Any blood on your hands? ......................Or poo.
                              Originally posted by Corpsey View Post
                              Blood in your stool ain't cool bro.
                              This just got a little unsexy!

                              sigpic
                              Dr.Loomis:"Does anybody live here?"
                              Sheriff Brackett:"No,not since 1963 when it happened-every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted."
                              Dr.Loomis:"THEY MAY BE RIGHT."

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                              • #30
                                My roomate in ait was a raging lesbian who had different partners in our room almost every night of the week. It was gross when I happened to wake up during her little sessions. One night she got what she deserved when she was eating out some firecrotch and went to the bathroom to clean up and discovered her face covered in blood. Score! Come on chica you can't tell a chick is on the rag from that metallic taste in your mouth while you were munching her? Even if the lights were out it shouldn't be that hard.


                                On another note I'm thinking of downloading this porn and sex addiction app for my phone. I realize that I talk about it tp the point where it may freak some people out and not exactly depict me in the best light. I don't want people to think I'm hitting on them or looking for some strange by talking to them about this particular subject. It's just an interest of mine and I like to disscuss my interests with others. I'm not some sex crazed maniac who's horny 2/47. More like a sex enthusiast. Point is I need to learn to shut up in polite company b/c tonight I couldn't stop myself from disscussing the whole "don't watch a gang when your high" thing with my best friend's husband. I wadn't hitting on him but I still don't feel good about it seeing as how she was downstairs when the conversation took place.

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