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  • Did I ruin the mood?

    jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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    • Originally posted by trachea View Post
      Did I ruin the mood?

      eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

      mood maintained.


      If we suddenly fall should I scream out
      Or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I’m crying
      So frightened of dying
      Relax, yes, I’m trying
      But fear's got a hold on me

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      • Originally posted by nancylives! View Post
        eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

        mood maintained.
        That's fucked up.


        Put "2 Fast 2 Furious" in B&W and Se7en thinks he's watching a Bergman film.
        I find the Metal Gear Solid series to be mediocre at best.

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        • Originally posted by nancylives! View Post
          eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

          mood maintained.


          I need to get laid... But now I can hold off for a little while longer.
          jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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          • Originally posted by trachea View Post
            I need to get laid
            54 Hookers and Counting....

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            • You don't have enough money.
              jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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              • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                You don't have enough money.


                Put "2 Fast 2 Furious" in B&W and Se7en thinks he's watching a Bergman film.
                I find the Metal Gear Solid series to be mediocre at best.

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                • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                  You don't have enough money.
                  54 Hookers and Counting....

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                  • Originally posted by Se7en View Post
                    That's fucked up.
                    the world is complicated.

                    Originally posted by trachea View Post


                    I need to get laid... But now I can hold off for a little while longer.
                    you're welcome


                    If we suddenly fall should I scream out
                    Or keep very quiet and cling to my mouth as I’m crying
                    So frightened of dying
                    Relax, yes, I’m trying
                    But fear's got a hold on me

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                    • I'm in a theatre production with my old high school algebra teacher and for some reason I find him incredibly attractive. Too bad he's married and a part time pastor. That's a sure ticket to hell. Still, hasnt stopped me from having naughty dreams about him shoving me into a wall backstage and molesting me. Oh the taboo of it all.

                      Makes it that more awkward that his wife is in the play as well. I keep having to remind myself to behave like a lady and not a mountain troll in heat.

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                      • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
                        I'm in a theatre production with my old high school algebra teacher and for some reason I find him incredibly attractive. Too bad he's married and a part time pastor. That's a sure ticket to hell. Still, hasnt stopped me from having naughty dreams about him shoving me into a wall backstage and molesting me. Oh the taboo of it all.

                        Makes it that more awkward that his wife is in the play as well. I keep having to remind myself to behave like a lady and not a mountain troll in heat.
                        Oh you and your horniness.

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                        • You sick bastards!
                          jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                          • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                            You sick bastards!
                            I guess the person can wipe their dick off between the toes when they're done.

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