I actually met one of my mates girlfriends today.. God, the shit I was saying.. Liked fucked up Oxley shit, to which my mate laughed "Fuck I've missed you" while his gf stood there looking absolutely horrified. I'm never getting a girlfriend.
And Voodoo, I wouldn't say I'm over enthusiastic in bed at all. Infact I'm very easy going really. And as for your Satan remark. C'moooon, everyone knows Satan would be a great root.
And I'm 23. Not a teenage body by any means. I've been told several times I have a nice body, but I don't like it. I don't ever take my shirt off. Don't swim with it off either. Always have one on. Gotta hide all my fat.