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  • Did I ruin the mood?

    jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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    • Originally posted by trachea View Post
      Did I ruin the mood?

      eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

      mood maintained.
      2015 song draft



      the cramps - surfin dead
      rob zombie - living dead girl
      public image limited - the order of death
      L7 - pretend we're dead
      michale graves - dawn of the dead
      patti smith - dead to the world
      the pixies - dead
      bukka white- fixin to di blues
      omd - forever (live and die)
      bif naked - i died

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      • Originally posted by nancylives! View Post
        eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

        mood maintained.
        That's fucked up.


        Put "2 Fast 2 Furious" in B&W and Se7en thinks he's watching a Bergman film.
        I find the Metal Gear Solid series to be mediocre at best.

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        • Originally posted by nancylives! View Post
          eh. i have some dear friends who enjoyed gettin it on whilst she was nursing their infant child. it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough.

          mood maintained.


          I need to get laid... But now I can hold off for a little while longer.
          jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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          • Originally posted by trachea View Post
            I need to get laid
            57 Hookers and Counting....

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            • You don't have enough money.
              jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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              • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                You don't have enough money.


                Put "2 Fast 2 Furious" in B&W and Se7en thinks he's watching a Bergman film.
                I find the Metal Gear Solid series to be mediocre at best.

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                • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                  You don't have enough money.
                  57 Hookers and Counting....

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                  • Originally posted by Se7en View Post
                    That's fucked up.
                    the world is complicated.

                    Originally posted by trachea View Post


                    I need to get laid... But now I can hold off for a little while longer.
                    you're welcome
                    2015 song draft



                    the cramps - surfin dead
                    rob zombie - living dead girl
                    public image limited - the order of death
                    L7 - pretend we're dead
                    michale graves - dawn of the dead
                    patti smith - dead to the world
                    the pixies - dead
                    bukka white- fixin to di blues
                    omd - forever (live and die)
                    bif naked - i died

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                    • I'm in a theatre production with my old high school algebra teacher and for some reason I find him incredibly attractive. Too bad he's married and a part time pastor. That's a sure ticket to hell. Still, hasnt stopped me from having naughty dreams about him shoving me into a wall backstage and molesting me. Oh the taboo of it all.

                      Makes it that more awkward that his wife is in the play as well. I keep having to remind myself to behave like a lady and not a mountain troll in heat.

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                      • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
                        I'm in a theatre production with my old high school algebra teacher and for some reason I find him incredibly attractive. Too bad he's married and a part time pastor. That's a sure ticket to hell. Still, hasnt stopped me from having naughty dreams about him shoving me into a wall backstage and molesting me. Oh the taboo of it all.

                        Makes it that more awkward that his wife is in the play as well. I keep having to remind myself to behave like a lady and not a mountain troll in heat.
                        Oh you and your horniness.

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                        • You sick bastards!
                          jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

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                          • Originally posted by trachea View Post
                            You sick bastards!
                            I guess the person can wipe their dick off between the toes when they're done.

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