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  • #31
    Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
    My roomate in ait was a raging lesbian who had different partners in our room almost every night of the week. It was gross when I happened to wake up during her little sessions. One night she got what she deserved when she was eating out some firecrotch and went to the bathroom to clean up and discovered her face covered in blood. Score! Come on chica you can't tell a chick is on the rag from that metallic taste in your mouth while you were munching her? Even if the lights were out it shouldn't be that hard.


    On another note I'm thinking of downloading this porn and sex addiction app for my phone. I realize that I talk about it tp the point where it may freak some people out and not exactly depict me in the best light. I don't want people to think I'm hitting on them or looking for some strange by talking to them about this particular subject. It's just an interest of mine and I like to disscuss my interests with others. I'm not some sex crazed maniac who's horny 2/47. More like a sex enthusiast. Point is I need to learn to shut up in polite company b/c tonight I couldn't stop myself from disscussing the whole "don't watch a gang when your high" thing with my best friend's husband. I wadn't hitting on him but I still don't feel good about it seeing as how she was downstairs when the conversation took place.
    Hilarious! Been in few weird situations myself.Dudes trying to make a 3some and so on.The only way it's a 3some is me and 2 girls.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by myersfan 78 View Post
      Hilarious! Been in few weird situations myself.Dudes trying to make a 3some and so on.The only way it's a 3some is me and 2 girls.
      Yeah I don't think you can really call it a threesome when two dudes are involved b/c more often than not they don't plan on interacting with each other just the girl. So it's more like a train.

      I almost had a threesome with this guy and his wife. We tried to get to know each other over the phone through phone sex but he broke the deal when he said "want me to stick it in your booty hole?" in this high pitched Mickey Rooney sounding voice. First of all Mickey Rooney is cute but by no means is he sexy and I would certainly not sleep with him after popping a question using the words "booty hole".

      Ass, baby doll. The correct term is ass. No other variation is accepted b/c even butt sounds retarded and juvenile.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
        Yeah I don't think you can really call it a threesome when two dudes are involved b/c more often than not they don't plan on interacting with each other just the girl. So it's more like a train.

        I almost had a threesome with this guy and his wife. We tried to get to know each other over the phone through phone sex but he broke the deal when he said "want me to stick it in your booty hole?" in this high pitched Mickey Rooney sounding voice. First of all Mickey Rooney is cute but by no means is he sexy and I would certainly not sleep with him after popping a question using the words "booty hole".

        Ass, baby doll. The correct term is ass. No other variation is accepted b/c even butt sounds retarded and juvenile.
        Exactly!
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        Sheriff Brackett:"No,not since 1963 when it happened-every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted."
        Dr.Loomis:"THEY MAY BE RIGHT."

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        • #34
          Interesting stories we've got here...

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Brainfreeeeeze View Post
            I have little to no control over the bottom half of my body. I was getting a blow job from this chick once and I was honestly afraid I was going to pee in the poor bitches mouth. Before that I had been doing some four play and had like half my hand in her vag (she definitely was no stranger to the cock), I fucked her for a little bit but then she said her mom was on her way home (that sounded bad. She was of age she just lived in this shitty little apartment with her parents) and not paying attention to what I was doing I introduced myself to her mom by shaking her hand with the same hand I used to ruin her daughters vag earlier. I mean this thing was like a glazed doughnut a half hour earlier (which I think I just wiped off on her couch), she had to have noticed some smell. I couldnt even hold the phone next to my head when I was telling my friend about it on the way back.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by sarsoor View Post
              I've literally tried everything in the book except for anal. Would love to try it one day though.
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              Giving or Receiving???


              Last edited by Outpost #31; 01-23-2011, 01:10 PM.
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              • #37
                She must have been hella ugly for you to fake an orgasm or not be interested in sex. Especially being a teenager when it happened.
                Last edited by manicthrash; 01-23-2011, 12:14 PM.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by stewietantrum
                  In high school, I was having sex with my girlfriend but (if you can believe, which I can't) I wasn't really in the mood. Instead of focusing on the sex, I started watching television. In my distraction, I started to lose my erection. When I realized it, I was suddenly embarrassed and didn't want her to think that I had some kind of erectile disfunction, so I faked an orgasm so the sex would be over. Yes, I faked an orgasm. I was wearing a condom so she wasn't able to tell that I'd faked it. To this day, I'm the only guy I know who has faked.
                  I want to know what was on TV...

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by stewietantrum
                    In high school, I was having sex with my girlfriend but (if you can believe, which I can't) I wasn't really in the mood. Instead of focusing on the sex, I started watching television. In my distraction, I started to lose my erection. When I realized it, I was suddenly embarrassed and didn't want her to think that I had some kind of erectile disfunction, so I faked an orgasm so the sex would be over. Yes, I faked an orgasm. I was wearing a condom so she wasn't able to tell that I'd faked it. To this day, I'm the only guy I know who has faked.
                    They were talking about men faking orgasms on Chelsea Lately recently. They didn't think it was possible but you're living proof. It's okay I've zoned out during sex before either b/c it was really pathetic, a song I like is on the radio, or I get distracted by the tv.

                    I've had sex so bad once that I turned around and stopped my partner and asked him what he thought he was doing b/c he had all the animal power of an earthworm. There was no way either of us could have been getting anything out of that. Normally he was really good so when that happened I had to step in and demand that he would either get it together or hand me my jeans.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by stewietantrum

                      Men faking orgasms is definitely a rarity, especially for people like me who are typically very enthusiastic about sex. I don't know... it hasn't happened since but it's something that I'll never forget. I mean, what other male can say he's faked an orgasm? In a weird way, it's almost like an achievement.

                      Maybe the guy you were with was ready to cum and didn't want to so early. Sometimes I'll ease up when I'm getting close so that I can hold out for a little longer. Then again, I can cum 3 or 4 times in one session before I'm totally spent... another odd thing about me when it comes to that.
                      He normally had good stamina, and he was adventurous which made us very compatible as fuck buddies. We were everything a couple should be without the drama that comes with actually being together. I would come over with dinner, clean his house, wake him up and fuck, then we'd go hang out on his hammock till the mosquitos started biting. He was also the best guitarist I've ever personally known as well as an albino and my best friend. We still talk about sex to this day just not in the same way anymore.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Corpsey View Post
                        Blood in your stool ain't cool bro.
                        It's the only thing that gets me off anymore.
                        If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Outpost #31 View Post
                          Giving or Receiving???
                          Was waiting for someone to ask that question, but just didn't think it would be you.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by GidgetGein View Post
                            Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

                            Where's the craziest place you've done it?

                            Titty fucking? y/n

                            How old were you when you lost your virginity?

                            Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

                            AND GO!
                            I'm assuming you lost your virginity lately?

                            Originally posted by sarsoor View Post
                            Mods please don't lock this thread.
                            It'll happen eventually.

                            Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
                            Yeah I don't think you can really call it a threesome when two dudes are involved b/c more often than not they don't plan on interacting with each other just the girl. So it's more like a train.

                            I almost had a threesome with this guy and his wife. We tried to get to know each other over the phone through phone sex but he broke the deal when he said "want me to stick it in your booty hole?" in this high pitched Mickey Rooney sounding voice. First of all Mickey Rooney is cute but by no means is he sexy and I would certainly not sleep with him after popping a question using the words "booty hole".

                            Ass, baby doll. The correct term is ass. No other variation is accepted b/c even butt sounds retarded and juvenile.
                            If you're legit .. that's pretty cool.

                            But I find it odd how you have these stories for everything ... dunno about you sometimes. Either it's fake or your exaggerate/kinda make up shit.

                            I've never really had sex in a weird/odd place before to be honest .. a hotel room count?

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                            • #44
                              hmmm craziest place i had sex the rooof of my house /lost: virginity at 18

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                              • #45
                                Where's the craziest place you've done it?

                                Honestly, nowhere crazy so far, just my bedrooms at my old and current house and my dorm room(s).

                                Titty fucking? y/n

                                Did it once and felt silly doing it. I'm not against trying it again, though.

                                How old were you when you lost your virginity?

                                19.

                                52 Hookers and Counting....

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